Secretly A Mermaid

I was hacked so if you got a message from me im sorry. 

[depsidase]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

old people are right. about werthers originals

[toxicspikes]

i thinkyou should be allowed to tell customers that they are going to hell when they die.

[skincareroutine]

ppl born in 2004 are 28 now….. 

[ramdaughter]

your bare minimum isn’t actually that bare or minimum. my dad once told me that there’s nothing in this world that’s easy and that’s true tbh. everything we do takes energy, time, and effort. even the little things. if you feel like you’re not doing enough please try to think about your circumstances and what’s currently available to you: chances are, there’s something that’s diverting or otherwise draining you. and to pull away from that and get something done regardless? well, i think that’s really admirable! please try to take pride in the things you do accomplish in a day, no matter how small or trifling you perceive them to be. you can’t be proud of your growth if you don’t notice where you already are!

[ramdaughter]

no offense but this conversation was literally a major turning point in my life

[elliewillicms]

i can’t imagine robert pattinson’s bruce would ever text anyone but if he did he would text selina “saw a snail today… effervescent” just like edward cullen would if he also texted

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

[pastebun]

think again

[ruinedchildhood]

[teenscoolest]

[kristina100000]

My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?

im at work

[savadrake]

#yahoo answers really was a load bearing website huh

(tags from @persephinae)

[latadelixo]

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

coolin

[thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout]

you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

Shakira Shakira

[onegoodscare]

I can’t believe I just witnessed Luke Skywalker annihilate the Zodiac Killer with my own two eyes.

[yemme]

When your mama didn’t teach you to mind your business…

[kontrollsysteme]

😧

[bokuroho]

I saw this on twitter and CACKLED Mia really did That

[atthepriceofoblivion]

Build-a-Bear Employee: please,,, I can’t fit any more stuffing into this pikachu

Me: You fool….. Make Him Fatter

[mydogisabutt]

i worked at build-a-bear in downtown disney and one time a guest came with a grinch and had me force 6 custom sounds into him which was just him breathing really hard and saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” into each one the thing is, he had me stuff them into the arms, which were stick-thin so the seams were coming up and i was having to repair his now lumpy grinchy arms this took like 45 minutes and all the while the kid was legit trying to remove my kneecaps, his mom was even telling me that she warned someone this would happen and they sent her straight to me ROFLMAO after he was stuffed to the brim and i could hear the soul of the plush screaming at me for what would be the next eternity the kid dressed him up like batman but his mom was like “NO HE HAS TO BE CHRISTMAS” so he put a santa hat on him and also a little plush gingerbread that smelled like actual gingerbread and it ended up looking like this

i clocked out an hour and a half late it was like 1 am

[stability]

they’re amanda and todd and this is so cute :)

[stability]

someone just sent me some of his tweets so anyways this is cancelled!! no longer cute! 

[slimewytch]

*talks about u behind ur back but in a supportive way about how cool u are and how much i love u*