Trash

I don't do shit

[fivehead]

[actuallygodzilla]

*sweeping heaps of debris into the path of the oncoming roomba* eat well, my son

[forgamers]

[silkroad5v7dywlc-deactivated201]

[retroactivebakeries]

why haven’t I been burnt at the stake yet

[toastbutteregg]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[bellaxiao]

[thefolliesgeorges]

Me, knowing I should be seeing a therapist but instead just slowly ruining my life

[pleatedjeans]

[bi-arikado-deactivated20200601]

[stability]

[marvelgifs]

[dagangstapenguin]

The most realistic scene in any Marvel movie.

[pomeranian2]

[abilify-deleted-deactivated2017]

if you wake up while McDonald’s is still serving breakfast then you’re doing good

[homophu-deactivated20180101]

doesnt mcdonalds have all day breakfast now?

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

if you wake up at all then you’re doing good

[toastbutteregg]

this is me all the time to my friends!!!

[toocooltobehipster]

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

[the-artificem]

A few years ago, when I was still in an all-girls catholic high school, one of my teachers told us in her weekly “it’s just a phase” lectures that lesbian relationships are toxic because unlike a man and a woman, two women understand each other completely, thus, making it harder for one to break up with the other, resulting in them being trapped in a lesbian relationship for the rest of their lives just because they got too cozy with having a partner that supports and cares for them.

Anyway can you imagine being straight and thinking that people understanding their partners needs are toxic im so glad i cant relate

[toastbutteregg]

this is stronger than most relationships