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[jacksally]

THE OLD GUARD 2 2025, dir. Victoria Mahoney

[lousolversons]

For fifteen hundred years it was just her and me. THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025)

[useralona]

THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) | actual 900+ 5 year old children

[scimitar-and-longsword]

A walk down memory lane

The Old Guard 2 (2025)

[useralona]

THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) | foreplay

[lousolversons]

For fifteen hundred years it was just her and me. THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025)

[nevermindirah]

they made my girl a goddamn macguffin.

Nile was absolutely 100% a total badass from start to finish! and that was so much fun to watch!

but what made the first movie so special was what a layered well-drawn character Nile is. in the sequel it's like her whole interiority got flattened down to just "smart badass who's worried about Andy". that's all this movie had time for her to be.

yeah, Andy's going through a lot, ask her how she's really doing! hey movie, maybe also have Andy ask NILE how SHE's doing?? or maybe have Booker, who connected so closely with Nile in the first movie, check in on her once they're reunited? maybe have him interact with her in any way beyond to use her in her macguffin capacity?????

I thought they might go somewhere with Nile's flinch when Discord reveals she knows Nile hasn't been in contact with her family. I thought they'd show us SOMETHING of how Nile's been coping in the 6 months since her whole life blew apart and she had to rebuild everything from scratch.

this stoic leader who always has the brain cell and is always thinking about other people? who the movie doesn't bother to have Tuah tell about the ability that's turned her into a plot device? THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT.

Nile I'm so sorry sweetheart. you and your cool new swords deserve so so much better.

[unwastelandunbaby]

did we ever figure out why Nile is for sure the last immortal and how discord knows that or were we just supposed to nod and say yeah okay

[unwastelandunbaby]

I FORGOT ABOUT THE RETCON MAGIC BIRTHMARK!!!!! I’m laughing my ass off. I forgot about that due to it being so silly

[dailytogcast]

KIKI LAYNE for The Old Guard 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney

[anyataylorjoys]

THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

[gaal-dornick]

x

[weardes]

Luca Marinelli || TRUST (2018)

[eddiediaaz]

@lgbtqcreators event 10 — characters of colour ↳ ♡ yusuf al-kaysani for @usermarwan, happy birthday lovely ♡

[alkaysani]

MARWAN KENZARI (ft. Ana de Armas) - Ghosted (2023)

[fruityculture]

[polarcell]

Tiny little kiss sketch

[laviejaguardia]