little red riding hood. ♪

❝WE HAVE TO PREPARE TO DIE A THOUSAND DEATHS BEFORE OUR Q U E S T IS COMPLETE.❞ Aradia Megido. Midnight C r e w. Adopted daughter of Diamonds Droog. a part of wandererstuck. ♈

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note to self dont ever go back to the whip tag ever

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someone play a game with me

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ok i think now would be a good time to head off to bed psh i dont need to be up in four hours or anything

who needs sleep

definitely not aradia megido thats who 

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hey look i finally drew something on the tablet again

Droog would make the best stabdad ever. The best.

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Well. It was the day I found Jake’s cell phone of so casually i stole it tossed aside on his bed, and it was uncomfortable to lay on, and I just…remembered the number and called it. Just goes to show Dirk watched far too much television.

This woman named Maddie picked up, and she went through the normal questionnaire, and of course I just answered with either robot puns or pick up lines because I’m easily amused. And she flipped her shit and tried to order a bomb raid on the fucking island.

So I hung up. And whenever Jake asks why the life alert number is on his speed dial I kind of just… Excuse myself. 

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hahahaha that is great oh man i so need to try this one day and ask for her specifically ill tell you how it goes i promise im sure she missed you 

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tentaclecourtesan replied to your photo: oh boy new faces! kind of hi guys! if anyone...

I will take your secret to the grave. Good evening, by the by. I am Rosaline deLalonde.

ooh dont really know a lot of people whod do that for me so thank you!

good evening to you as well rosaline! its a pleasure to meet you im aradia megido 

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In which Droog mistakenly assumes that he’s only The National Bank of Dad.

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I love the stabdad’s concept~

This started off much prettier, but it was just coming out so terrible. So I just kind of rage!drew these pics in like, 30 minutes. I’ll probably finish the more elaborate version later.

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[acephalousprince-deactivated201]

You’re hardly a senior citizen. And the ad clearly states that all senior citizens should have life alert. Don’t waste Maddie at the calling centers time, she’ll call the metaphoric S.W.A.T. team on your ass. 

Hm. Cheers to that indeed. 

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but what if i was its completely possible! but if i was i guess id be really flattered that you think im a youngun also how do you know that did you try if you did i need to hear this story 

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[acephalousprince-deactivated201]

Oh god. ….. Hope is lost for this young padawan.

May the force be with you, young one.

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send life alert stat 

oh well hes just going to ground me again and ill just sneak out again so i guess its not really all that important

but heres hoping hed be too busy to check! 

[acephalousprince-deactivated201]

Depends upon your browser, and that’s just saying you want to delete your internet history.

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now would be a good time to regret not listening to people attempting me to teach me stuff about this beforehand

i had hephaestus  i believe but i changed it to um whatever this thing is with the four colors 

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acephalousprince replied to your photo: oh boy new faces! kind of hi guys! if anyone...

Suggest you delete your history as well then.

um how does one go about doing this

were risking a computer here and trust me ive ruined computers over sillier things 

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threptictigerism

oopsie i kind of missed you there mister

so sorry for that but hi! 

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oh boy new faces! kind of

hi guys! if anyone asks i wasnt online i dont think daddy wanted me up this late since we got a busy day tomorrow 

[omkim]

[cosmicyawn]

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