[pineappical]

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

[pineappical]

like a sick victorian child

[frongfriend]

Yes, this is the true ending 🌱

[timemachineyeah]

Both Breath of the Wild and its sequel are full of overworld puzzles and minigames, usually somewhat blended in with the scenery, that you can spot and solve to meet a Korok (the creature at the bottom) and be given a Korok seed. Koroks are silly little nature spirits who love fun and games. The seeds can be traded for inventory upgrades but the price goes up with each upgrade, so after the first one a single korok seed pretty quickly loses value. If you have played both games you have almost certainly solved hundreds of these puzzles/mini games. If you were a completionist then between both games you’ve done 1900 of them. With this little guy or one like them revealing themselves to say, “Yahaha! You found me!” each time.

This comic is positing that the entire traumatic adventure was just one giant coordinated Korok puzzle. Link is holding a single Korok seed in the final panel.

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[mindsmist]

always think of this meme when this scene comes up

[minxitsy]

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[penumbriel]

call it Taken… To Court

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Taken 2: Court

[back-on-my-bullsh-again]

And, for a comedic bit, I want one of the wounded/dying henchmen to just say they're a notary or something and he could have had it done in 5 minutes. And she would have known that had she bothered to get to know the people she employs.

[kushblazer666]

[libraford]

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

[weshallbekind]

Also, please understand that SO often the real issue these people have is that they just want to say something inappropriate. They don't like being told they can't say "fag", so they'd say it for a reaction, just like a teenager would.

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

And that's the point. To shut them up. To make them quit saying shit like that. The first one makes him seem kinda weird for caring about what that guy does with his dick. The second one gives him something to fight against and make a big deal about.

[mckitterick]

Code-switching - Wikipedia

code-switching matters for communicating across cultures of all varieties

[teaboot]

Cannot overstate how many flavours of bullshit disguised as political opinion can be shut down by “none of my business” or “don’t be rude”

[yorgen-sh]

how to open a bag of rice correctly

[sjonni33]

take and take and take (click for quality!)

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[sjonni33]

[aralintheobsessive]

if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.

i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf

you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!

[bisforbutch]

As a poet, I also want my viewers to take this rather beautiful allegory into account.

[doodlefaux]

zoom in

[tailofalastor]

I never once thought of his face being a touchscreen.

[weepylucifer]

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

[weepylucifer]

not my best work

[redstonedust]

the saying about rose tinted glasses has a real truth to it. have you ever worn actual rose tinted glasses in real life. like those candy heart shapes ones. it fucking rules. you look cool AND everything looks a little bit like it has an instragram filter on it. cannot reccomend my rose tinted glasses enough #myrosetintedglasses