I signed up to do something ridiculous, and in order to do it, I have to raise what feels like a ridiculous amount of money in a ridiculously short amount of time.
Why I'm doing this
Yes, it's a hell of an adventure and maybe an elaborate excuse to try to pet an Andean condor, but this is also a cause that matters. I believe in national parks and their mission — I keep my American the Beautiful annual pass in my wallet next to my driver's license, where I can see it every day. But the stewardship of these kinds of places doesn't only take passion; it takes working, reliable gear.
I'm also doing this because ... well, because I'm not the kind of experienced, dirt-savvy rider who does this kind of thing all the time. The world needs more examples of people falling over on their way to excellence. If there's one thing I can offer the world, it's a whole lot of falling over.