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Lᴇ Qᴜᴀʀᴛɪᴇʀ Gᴇ́ɴᴇ́ʀᴀʟ ᴅᴜ Mᴀʀᴇ́ᴄʜᴀʟ Lᴀɴɴᴇs
SALIUT ALL U ASSHOLES ON WHATEVER THE F THIS IS! This is your fucking excellency marshal jean lannes here, duke of montebello, prince of some fuckin place in poland but who can be bothered princing poland that place is full of mud and assholes!!
If you want to pick a fight with me then me and my boys will fuck u right back up, got it? But if youre chill than were chill.
VIVE LEMPEREUR!!!!!!!
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Out Of Character
(( Hello! This is a joke RP ask blog portraying Marshal Jean Lannes (wikipedia link), one of Napoleon Bonaparte's elite military commanders and best friend, played by @cadmusfly because @apurpledust is a bad influence!
This comedic version of Jean Lannes is a loud capslocking ragingly enthusiastic blogger who enjoys sheep and has anger issues. He will not be bothered spelling things correctly. He dislikes the English and royalists, and is fiercely patriotic and protective of his friend Napoleon. The language is extremely anachronistic, slangy and inaccurate.
But he can be serious, sincere and emotional. He is filled with regrets for his marriages, particularly his second which was arranged, and how duty kept him distant from his kids. He's painfully aware that his loyalty to Napoleon brought him to his tragic and painful death. He is bombastic, but he is also filled with melancholic reflection.
While this portrayal is ahem, inspired by history, it is not intended to be accurate or faithful to the actual historical figure. This is just an entertaining parodic fictionalised version, and not meant to be actual analysis, commentary or endorsement.
If you send asks to or tag this blog, you might get an in-character response, probably in all caps! If you follow him, he might reblog your posts.
There is some Worldbuilding Lore behind Lannes' appearance in this afterlife, but it's not required knowledge to interact with him!
So yeah, feel free to send Lannes some asks or interact with him! And i also accept "magic anons" that mess with him magically, though like with asks I reserve the right to delete any or answer them at my leisure.
I also play the grumpy Marshal Jean-de-Dieu Soult at @murillo-enthusiast, who does occasionally appear here sometimes! ))
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Organisation
DIRECTORY OF THE ASSHOLES I INTERACT WITH - tagged with their blog name!!!
OOC Discord Server for the Napoleonic Roleplay Scene
@rapports-de-combat - Posts that get too long are filed here!
#dispatches from the marshal - all of the documentation here
#letters intercepted for the marshal’s eyes - things ive been asked to respond to!
#the adc makes a visual representation of the marshal - drawings of me by the adc!
#the adc makes visual representations - drawings by the adc in general!
#portrait of the marshal - shared pictures of me!
#merino sheeps - pictures of sheeps i like
#accoutrements of the marshal - my old shit
#affairs not of state - Extramarital historically unattested relationships such as “Lannap” >;]
#guest starring the Duke of Dalmatia - For some reason, Marshal Jean-de-Dieu Soult is occasionally present. His communications are in orange and italicised. He now has his own letter column at @murillo-enthusiast.
#guest starring that floppy haired son of a bitch - For another reason, sometimes Marshal Bessières is also present.
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