Lestat sucks; pass it on

500 year old meme lord, here to deliver some sick burns. ((Background art by feltstickers.))

[lapitiedangereuse]

[peachyprivilege]

Hey, I made a demographics survey for the vc fandom (for curiosity’s sake). Please fill it out if you have the time, and reblog so we can get more accurate results. I’ll post the results in a few weeks. Thank you!

[shitpostgenerator]

*shames a blender*

[shitpostgenerator]

who shameed the vampire burgoise?

[armandsburnbook-blog]

You little bastard. Stay away from him.

What? I was simply extending a sympathetic ear to a friend. 

(text me later, Louis)

[devilsfool]

You know precisely what you were doing. Keep your ‘sympathetic ear’ and every other sympathetic part of you away from him. 

[armandsburnbook-blog]

My, someone's getting defensive this evening. Trouble in Paradise? ;)

[armandsburnbook-blog]

You little bastard. Stay away from him.

What? I was simply extending a sympathetic ear to a friend. 

(text me later, Louis)

[armandsburnbook-blog]

Yes, it’s true. I’m Slim Shady.

Yes, I’m the real Shady; all you other “Slim Shady”s are simply imitating me.

[vagabonddaniel-recordedarchives]

armandsburnbook replied to your post:Truth: Are you the real slim shady?

That’s right; I am.

I told you to take a break from YouTube.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

My exposure (or lack thereof) to online videos has no effect on my Slim Shady-ness. It is a constant state of being.

[gremtstrykerknollys-blog]

the-talamasca

So this is the result of leaving the Order in the hands of mortals? I must say, I am slightly taken aback.

[supernxvaa-archive]

                      I love you                                 and despise you

[dominusromanum]

Rumour has it you really adore Armand's bum. You've got a lot of paintings of it and even had a marble reproduction made. You rub its cheeks for luck.

I do adore it - there is no lie in this. However, the following ones are quite impertinent - and the very last one is absurd.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

He's lying. I've seen the statue myself. I've secretly witnessed the cheek rubbing as well.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

How do I know if I'm in love?

How should I know? I’ve been told I’m not even capable of love.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

My girlfriend stays up all night but I have to work during the day. How do I cope with barely seeing her or make her stick to normal human hours?

It depends. Is your girlfriend a vampire?

Because if so, you’re shit out of luck (and you should probably just run; these things don’t end well).

If not, then just talk to her about it you moron.

[rpfunstuff]

Ask my muse for advice on or off anon.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

this doesn’t necessarily mean it will be good advice that you should follow, fyi.

[devilsfool]

And what, exactly, do I have to be jealous of?

Have you seen me?

[armandsburnbook-blog]

Unfortunately, yes. I fail to see your point.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

Really, have you seen him? There's nothing to be jealous of, sweetie. Don't worry.

I wasn’t jealous of anyone.

I still don’t know what all this is supposed to be about.

[armandsburnbook-blog]

can vampires get high

If enough of the drug is in the bloodstream of a victim, absolutely.