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@armin-addict
— 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐑𝐓 !! ( nsfw audio. )
# ( source. ) # ( moan masterlist. )
Wow, Jean needs to learn some self control…
Quick commission did this afternoon. Benny should have it up on the main tonight.^_^
Back by an insanely popular demand, here’s another NSFW Eremin post. This comes from too many people to link directly to.
Have something you want me to say in Armin’s voice? Send it here!
oh hot damn this is my jam
oh hohohoooo my god.
In which Jonah records a really good JeanxMarco audio from Jean’s point of view… wowwie zowwie batman help me.
~Levi-Heichou
this one’s just for you, Dirty Talk Anon! Love and miss you, xoxo
(also please let me know if this isn’t what you wanted! I’m willing to try again…)
just gonna reblog some old posts for new followers who haven’t heard them, I guess
NSFW: Headphones recommended!
Dominant Armin since I got so many request for him with the lovely addition of dirty talk for Eremin smut week Day 1! This is so late and I apologize for not keeping to schedule. It’s hard to record these things with family around.
Album Art!
This one’s a little different! It’s a wonderful script written by moropiku and it’s an Eremin script but from an ArminxListener perspective. Let me know how you guys like it and be sure to drop by the script author’s askbox and tell them they did a great job!
(art source!!!)
This is the script I was trying to record in the Homegirl AU audio… It’s way fluffier than stuff I’d normally do, and there’s a little giggling (I know you suckas like that a lot). I’ve had it sitting in my files for the longest time and I guess it’s probably time to post it.
Uhhh I don’t know who the scriptwriter is since the snk-smut-voices admin sent me this one. If you recognize it as your own, send me a message or whatever!
(OH OH OH ALSO remember that ask I got like 20 years ago telling me to try using chapstick to make my kissing sounds better? I tried it for this. Let me know what you guys think!)
looks like you kinda got cut off at the end there! Be sure to send scripts as submissions instead of asks so I get to read the whole thing!
okay here it is, you fucking perverts, Munsterbation, pt. 2: The Sober Edition
yyyyeah basically this was so. hard. to. record. I can’t emphasize that enough. Indeed the majority of it is incredibly forced, and the part that wasn’t forced kinda was too? like basically here’s what’s happening in this, I just jacked off but I was like edging kinda I guess so it would last longer for you people, and then I came and then I fucked myself with that infamous purple dildo and I purposely used insufficient lube so it would hurt more and thus make me louder for you disgusting freaks.
oh yeah, and sorry about the music in the background but that was to try to drown out the background noise from the restaurant downstairs and to make it sound like some sort of artsy yaoi scene or something hahaha
This script is from an anonymous submission. I’m putting it in the “4 the ladies” tag, but it could also be implied to be a non-binary or trans male listener. Anyone who would be clever enough to use 3dmg straps to wear a dildo, hah…
I hope you guys enjoy this one!
okay, here it is, in all its revolting, vulgar glory.
in this audio, mun is:
very drunk
very horny
fucking himself REALLY hard with a huge ribbed dildo (actually it’s only like 6 inches but mun is hella tight????)
not actually crying
actually coming
other details you should know: I’m not usually this noisy, but I knew you suckas wanted to hear something thrilling so I did kinda play it up more than I normally would. Otherwise it is all definitely real. Also yeah sorry for disgusting background noises but hey, what did you expect? At least I cut out the 10 or so extra minutes of “prep work” because that’s what’s truly nauseating.
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals.
It occurred to me that the vast majority of my scripts and scenes are implied to be with male characters, so I decided to write a script specifically for a woman/female-bodied/DFAB/etc. listener.
This scene is based loosely on an anonymous script I received for a “morning sex” kind of scenario, so I expanded on it a bit and tried to make things kind of obvious here…?
I’m not a pro at writing scripts so let me know how you guys like it.
reblogging the first one just to refresh everyone’s memories
You’ve been demanding it for so long, and here it finally is—Yandere Smut Armin.
This is pretty soft stuff for yandere, I’m sure. I really didn’t want to do a script like this at all, but you guys asked me for it so damn much, and when jeanfricker submitted this script I finally gave in. This is probably the most unhealthfully possessive I’m ever gonna get audio-wise, tbh, so enjoy it, I guess.
Also, apologies as usual for background noise from the restaurant downstairs, but unless I get out of bed before like 9 am on my days off I can’t avoid it, welppp