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i searched martin luther in the gifs section and this is the only result and i’m losing my mind

why is lotion so annoying to apply i want to be soft and smooth but this is too much

one time at this bar mitzvah I was at the dj emcee guy was like “if your sock has a hole in it you get this piece of candy” so this kid tore a hole in this sock real quick and ran up there and then this dick dj goes “ALL SOCKS HAVE HOLES IN THEM!!!!” and starts raining down candy like it’s golden hellfire and I look at this kid and he’s crying while holding his shitty ruined sock

okayysophia

😭😭💕💕

theshitneyspears

It’s the little things that matter the most 🎄🌈

richmondtrash-deactivated201902

tonightweredrinkingfromthebong

screenshots dont do this justice

broitsablog

*inhuman clicking*

frostychica

the millennial steve irwin

trans-trending

justbant3r

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful

greyscalesound

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

hiswife87-deactivated20190117

True

artbytesslyn

To the spiders in the ceiling corners: you’re keeping your end of the contract, love u honeys catch those tasty flies

To the spiders halfway down the wall and touchin my furniture: you’re on thin fucking ice babes

4rch0n

sigh…

faithydoll

Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere

cosmic-breakfast

I’m in fucking tears

nudiemuse

I ugly laughed

aquamzan

“Luck isn’t a superpower. And it isn’t cinematic!”

“Yes, it is.”

paralysedbeaver

panerasexual-deactivated2017100

what she says: no

what she really means: no

tchaikovsgay

Anyways gay people who try to put other gay people down for fitting stereotypes instead of questioning why that behavior offends straight people so much are boring and need to do some self evaluation

tchaikovsgay

Why do some of y’all take so much pride in not being like other gays (hint: it’s homophobia)

My girlfriend

Is fucking hot