not being horny on main

seriously. no horny to be seen here. sideblog of @ebulatheduck

[aroacecattgirl]

intro post i suppose

this is a sideblog of @ebulatheduck

call me whatever you want, i don't really care

blog url and title pretty much explains it all. i'm a rose-repulsed aroace catgirl who also happens to be a tgirl. completely sfw and nonsexual here for my own sanity

i'm a minor so just don't be weird and i'll probably be fine with it

feel free to interact if you're a mdni blog but just know i think you're a hypocrite and i won't interact back (people really can't follow their own dni on here, huh?)

please send me asks. fic recommendations, flirting /p, especially headpats. gib me all the headpats

uhh i like pet play and bondage and cnc and that's the extent of what i'm willing to share with the wider tumblr populace

#owner go bweh - posts with or about my lovely owner (usually, we take turns hehe)

#sfw kink - probably my most used tag. general nonsexual kink posts

#sfw kitty / #sfw kitten / #kittyposting - me being kibby

#catgirl - posts about catgirls (including myself because yes)

#mutualposting - other posts with/about my mutuals

[aroacecattgirl]

how many fucking bite marks am i gonna have on me goddamn

[aroacecattgirl]

all the headpats and scritches for me hehehehe

seriously though i have gotten an ungodly amount of headpats today and im so happy

[aroacecattgirl]

was wondering why this specific part of my arm hurts when i touch it and then i remembered

[raccoon-go-bweh]

Kinky astral projection of me marked you with my teeth from 2000 miles away

Hope the aftercare held-through the magic too

/silly

I still feel so bad the bite made you cry in-rp, it made me tear-up I had just thought it's hurt a little and the other time I bit you it wasn't like that and you like noncon so I thought it would be ok to give you the bite but I'm glad I could do a good job at aftercare...

[aroacecattgirl]

hehehe

i actually got bitten on the forearm so probably not an astral projection but i'll bite myself on the shoulder for you miss owner...

the way you treated it afterwards made me assume you had drawn blood this time around, which is a soft limit for me because that actually really hurts, but you did a really great job at aftercare, thank you very much for that- sorry i made you cry, that makes me sad :<

[aroacecattgirl]

was wondering why this specific part of my arm hurts when i touch it and then i remembered

[agvantibo]

Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.

[cloverthefloret]

It also gets you high~ only some kinds of grasses do that~

[aroacecattgirl]

very good subby puppyboy

hehe

[aroacecattgirl]

i'm being chewed on. literally

[aroacecattgirl]

mrreow kibby hab nothing to do for the next 4 hours and wan headpats or cuddles or anything

[aroacecattgirl]

hey look i found another one but this time i relate to the vast majority of it

you get a cookie if you can guess all 6 that are not me, uhh have fun

[raccoon-go-bweh]

I just saw this at the same time as you on reddit lol, hehehe

you will not kill anyone who looks at your qpp / me I guess hehe

I have no clue and would assume you probably don't ask friends to put a mask on, unless it was under specific conditions

I don't think you'd sniff me or others, at least not for an intentional reason without context

You can spell and type

I'm pretty sure you don't need me to be wakey to fall asleep

You don't stalk my location, or friends from what I know

[aroacecattgirl]

good job, good owner, you know me so well, here's your totally normal cookie 🍪 hehe

i indeed would not kill anyone who looks at you, i wouldn't even hurt a fly (not even metaphorically lol, i have cried over swatting a fly many times)

i don't ask my friends to put a mask on

this one's kind of a grey area because i will sniff other people if they ask me without hesitation—i've done that to my best friend like 5 times over the past week—but i would never do it unprompted

i am a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to grammar and spelling, so i can in fact spell and type

i think i probably agree that i don't need you to be awake to fall asleep, of course we haven't actually tested that irl :3

i don't stalk any of my friends' locations, but given the chance i absolutely would lol

uhh i think the only one you missed was "my tummy hurts" = panic attack, i am surprisingly calm when it comes to medical issues, whether it's me or anyone else

[aroacecattgirl]

hey look i found another one but this time i relate to the vast majority of it

you get a cookie if you can guess all 6 that are not me, uhh have fun

[aroacecattgirl]

i think i actually would love to look so pathetic like that

it would undoubtedly be very embarrassing but probably worth it

[aroacecattgirl]

whelp it's about time he found out my secrets too i guess

(if you're reading this hi i have no way of stopping you so have fun i guess)

[aroacecattgirl]

electrostimulation on a wednesday evening with the homies

and my sister because they wanted to join ig

[aroacecattgirl]

i need to be stroked like a cat

not the other way you weirdos

[raccoon-go-bweh]

Yeah exactly, don't stroke the other way, kitties don't like being pet against the grain of their fluffy adorable fur

[aroacecattgirl]

trying to ward off attempts to sexualize me bc i'm just a little kibby who's scared of the internet and thinks people are all terrible and you turn it into a joke

aaannnddd that sounds like i'm mad at you (im not)

communication is hard blagh

thank you miss for easing my worries, i'm being awkward now awawawawawa meow i'm sorwy

[raccoon-go-bweh]

It's ok kitten, I was just trying to lighten the mood by being silly... I knew why you said not the other way you weirdos I just came up with that and was like, it'd be silly to reblog that maybe it'd make my kitten laugh

[aroacecattgirl]

i did laugh actually but now i'm just feeling really exposed for some reason and i hate it

[aroacecattgirl]

i need to be stroked like a cat

not the other way you weirdos

[raccoon-go-bweh]

Yeah exactly, don't stroke the other way, kitties don't like being pet against the grain of their fluffy adorable fur

[aroacecattgirl]

trying to ward off attempts to sexualize me bc i'm just a little kibby who's scared of the internet and thinks people are all terrible and you turn it into a joke

aaannnddd that sounds like i'm mad at you (im not)

communication is hard blagh

thank you miss for easing my worries, i'm being awkward now awawawawawa meow i'm sorwy

[aroacecattgirl]

girlsnuggles give me girlsnuggles gib gib pleeeaaassseee awawawawawawawaaaaaa

[raccoon-go-bweh]

I'm here kitten, I'm here. Just crawl into bed with me, I'll hold you, and snuggle you, and nuzzle you, and headpat you, and nuzzle you some more, and and and meow awawawa mreowp

[aroacecattgirl]

meow mmrow mrrrrp bleagh hehehehehe