system 💠 agvantibo

she/her or e/em/eir // evil maid personified // dms open cns ready

[agvantibo]

Transfemmes are so reluctant to touch grass they've had to invent grass that touches them instead. And also carries them to the doctor. And also tops them because why fucking not.

[machineatmidnight]

I THINK GLITCHYROBO WOULD KNOW A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT HDG THAN YOU DO PAL BECAUSE SHE INVENTED IT! AND THEN PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO WOMAN COULD BEAT HER IN THE RING OF KINK!

[carminejade]

Dang bro, this domestication war is fucking insane. I saw an affini clap her vine-y hands and say "The Ten Precious Gifts" or some shit and every Terran soldier around her suddenly had collars on, their clothes exploded and they were all trans cat girls while they begged her for attention. The camera didn't even pan over to her! That's how common this shit is! I'm over here throwing Level Two mortar shells and incendiary rounds. I'm pretty sure two groups over I heard another weed yell "Power Word: Sprout". I don't know what that is but I know it means I gotta get the fuck out of here!

[joanpuppy-firstfloret]

Affini: “I am 15 blooms old, i have recovered interactive entertainment systems from civilisations that were extinct before your species climbed out of trees and stood upright… why cant i get the hang of this?”

Floret: “The Mario kart double-dash rainbow drift is deep magic miss, old magic even. Not everyone can master it…”

*The floret says in a bratty tone while smirking in 1st place, while her owner struggles to keep 9th*

Affini: “Dear i don’t think you understand your position here… You WILL teach me how to do this”

[shebangasylum]

Would I actually enjoy living under the Affini Compact

let’s do the pros/cons real quick.

Pros

No need to work to survive under a corpofascist system of capitalism

No bigotry allowed

I can be a catgirl for realsies

I can be property of Mistress and just be her pet

Star Trek replicators!

Core cuddles

constant praise and affirmation

free bottom surgery and healthcare

Access to the cultural databases of six galaxies

No more war, poverty, or hatred.

Did I mention the free bottom surgery, super HRT, and catgirl for realsies?

Open source supremacy/Space Plampt Linux

Cons

No self-determination we live in a society that is democratic on paper, but where all our decisions are made for us by uncaring elected representatives. The Affini actually would give a shit, would rather have them as my plampt overlords.

No goals to work towards because the perpetuation of capitalism is apparently a goal worth working towards the reason why this is dumb is self explanatory

Constant infantilisation by the society around me I get that anyway as an autistic person

Constant surveillance by the state Hey, at least the Affini are interested in my wellbeing, unlike fucking ECHELON and FIVE EYES.

Not being allowed to have complete control of my life again, when have any of us been free from the chain of capitalist oppression? At least in the compact, my role would be to be an adorably cute kitten for a caring owner who hopefully allow me to still roam free and be as curious and playful as I desire.

Our species won’t be allowed to develop at its own pace in accordance with the Prime Directive and achieve interstellar flight we will be astonishingly lucky if we don’t make Dmitri Glukovsky an accidental prophet and nuke ourselves in the next half decade. I think we shouldn’t be allowed to develop at our own pace, all things considered.

summary

Turns out there are zero actual cons and feralism is funny as fuck, what independence do we have anyway in the current world order? I for one welcome our space plampt overlords.

[alipup-firstfloret]

saying something mean about myself as I walk past a domestication center, then running away giggling as a dozen Affini chase me

[astelliferousforest]

made with https://youwouldntsteala.website =)

[polyamandhellaglam]

Polyamory is safe for work. Polyamory is safe for kids. Polyamory is safe for day time tv. Polyamory isn’t more sexual than any other relationship and it can be just as romantic, sweet, and healthy.

[evilwriter37]

Aggressively reblogs.

[gean-grey-blog]

One time I was leaving a friend's place and an older lady with basically no English came up to me and communicated that she was very cold and needed a ride. She pointed to tell me where to go.

I got there and her daughter or granddaughter came out and was like omg her phone died we were worried

And then the older lady said something and the younger lady translated.

"She knew she could trust you because you have pink hair"

I thought it was funny at the time. But when I think back on it I think she was basically saying "you had a visible sign of not vibing with the system I was afraid of"

Be weird. Be colorful. Help random people.

[agvantibo]

This is wearing her stupid kitty ears for 💠

[tench]

[agvantibo]

the

> fucking consumer. consumes slop. the least interesting person in the observable space. kill them honestly.

to

> create [machines] create [machines] CREATE

metronome is real and it's very tiring

[vendal-construct]

We Do Not Like The Concrete Tomb.

[vendal-construct]

This is our most popular post and we've seen more than one person tag it as "unreality." We understand why one might think that but we assure you: it was not.

These facilities chew you up. They suck the life from you and grind your body to dust to extract every ounce of profit they can.

These places destroy the body, the mind, and the soul.

[melodies-stereo]

living is very extremely worth it and if youre a transgender woman reading this post you should really consider continuing to live

[bizaraespero]

had to block so much accounts for reblogging "tankie-transfeminism" what's next, "nazi-progressivism"? is it so hard not to support fascists?

[pyxxiestyxx]

They saw the wonder in your eyes.

You didn't know it was something you needed to protect back then.

How could you?

You were so small, and the world was New. Everything was a first time for you, and you dove into it with aplomb.

Then they decided to use it. It was to help you, they said. A half-truth.

They cut away at your wonder with efficiency and regulation and with never-ending cruelty. They taught you that wondering would only burden you with more knowledge of the tragedies lurking beyond your understanding.

But you deserve better.

You deserve to see the world as it is, and as it can be.

To paint the sky with laughter and color, to dig for mysteries beneath your feet, to ask "why?" and be told something that changes your whole world.

When was the last time you danced in the rain, instead of scowling at it for disrupting your schedule?

When was the last time you drew your dream bedroom, the kind with all manner of impossible features?

When was the last time you laughed, a full, deep-belly kind of laugh, the kind that has you clutching your sides as you wriggle on the ground?

When was the last time you gasped at something amazing?

You can still do those things, you know.

If you chose to. If you missed how it felt. You can feel them again.

Learn to smile at things that you don't understand.

Laugh at the little details that your senses skipped over.

Wonder, little one.

[cloverthefloret]

So turns out if you don’t hide the fact that you like being pet people will pet you and will see it as socially acceptable.

I’m having a very pleasant evening~

[teaboot]

Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

[blitz-vogel]

Why HDG is so comforting to me

Hi, so after I read several HDG stories, interacting with the community and writing my on short fic (I'm hopefully finished soon), I not only realized that HDG is a comfort setting for me, but also why.

One important reason is that there is someone who loves you and thinks that you are cute and adorable. Which is a stark contrast to the villainization of trans women by transphobes. So being a small, adorable and cute pet just feels nice. I also like headpats and cuddles, which is a plus.

Another important reason is that I miss being a child. As a child I was unaware of so many problems, that I practically lived in a protected bubble. Where I lived there was and is peace and to me war was something in the past that would not happen again where I lived and the army was just there because nations just have an army, but not because there was ever any danger of actually being attacked. I was also unaware of discrimination, famines, genocide, refugees who had to flee from where they lived and to often died during their way to safety. I was also unaware of the mistreatment of refugees and that states actually would stop them from finding a safe place, even if everyone in their shoes would have wanted the same. I was unaware of all the problems discussed and fought over in politics and the big societal problems in general. The place I grew up was and is luckily still a nice place and to me back then there was no reason why this would ever change, because I was unaware of climate change too.

Now as an young adult I am aware of all those problems and more, but I feel unable to change things in the world, because I feel small and insignificant, in a bad way, because the powers that be are either not able or willing to fix those problems. I can also not go back to naivety and just pretend that those problems aren't there and the people around the world are not suffering. But with the Affini in charge I could, because they would fix all those problems and more (like poverty). All those problems we were unable to fix ourselves.

I also miss that I did not have any real responsibilities at all and that I didn't have to do much back then.

Now I often feel overwhelmed with everything I have to do. I have to make sure I get my medical care and that my insurance pays for it. I have to inform so many institutions that about changes like a gender or name change. I have to uphold the commitments I said I would do, because I thought they sounded interesting and I want to help others and feel bad for solely depending on others. I have to think about so many stuff that it is often too much and I forget something, often less important things, but sometimes also important things.

As a floret I would have none of these problems, because mommy takes care of those things and makes sure I don't get overwhelmed. She would also stop me from overcommitting and assure me that I do enough just by being a cute little floret.