Sammy

Any pronouns | I'm a huge ultrakill fan who posts things (maybe) | This is an alt account but I'm not gonna link my main cause I'm a coward | I will start posting dumb things out of boredom so if I'm not making sense that's why

[aroacesforultrakill32]

I’m fucking crying my coworker js told me his old boss used to call him hubcap and when he asked why his boss told him it’s cause he didn’t do anything

[aroacesforultrakill32]

IF YOU LIVE IN THE AREA WHERE THERE’S A HEAT WAVE I BEG OF YOU PACE YOURSELF AND DRINK WATER

I ALMOST JUST PASSED OUT CAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO FINISH ONE MORE TASK BEFORE GOING BACK INSIDE

ALSO IF YOU CAN GET SOME OF THOSE ELECTROLYTE PACKS FOR YOUR WATER

[aroacesforultrakill32]

My manager was really nice to my bosses (this is the correct plural I have two of them) daughters today maybe I was wrong about him 🥹🥹🥹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

NEVER MIND HE JUST SAID SOME MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT I HATE HIM AGAIN

[chayannebeloved]

AW COME ON! He just redeemed himself

[aroacesforultrakill32]

today he crashed out because the printer didn’t work and he said he was gonna break it

his solution to fixing it was turning it off and on twice and it legit started working 10 minutes after he freaked out about it

[aroacesforultrakill32]

My manager was really nice to my bosses (this is the correct plural I have two of them) daughters today maybe I was wrong about him 🥹🥹🥹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

NEVER MIND HE JUST SAID SOME MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT I HATE HIM AGAIN

[aroacesforultrakill32]

My manager was really nice to my bosses (this is the correct plural I have two of them) daughters today maybe I was wrong about him 🥹🥹🥹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

I made a horrid machine, and if my 10 selected friends can find and disable it within the next three hours, they get ten thousand Soviet era rubles. There's only one catch. My horrid machine has hired 100 untrained snipers and has given them all a gun with one bullet.

[aroacesforultrakill32]

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

[gabrielultrakillfan]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

[chayannebeloved]

Yo dude who is that guy

[aroacesforultrakill32]

Idk man I’m getting nervous

[gabrielultrakillfan]

DO NOT BE AFRAID

[aroacesforultrakill32]

[gabrielultrakillfan]

I SAID NOT TO BE AFRAID

[aroacesforultrakill32]

ok well you made me nervous idk what you want me to do

[aroacesforultrakill32]

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

[gabrielultrakillfan]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

[chayannebeloved]

Yo dude who is that guy

[aroacesforultrakill32]

Idk man I’m getting nervous

[gabrielultrakillfan]

DO NOT BE AFRAID

[aroacesforultrakill32]

[aroacesforultrakill32]

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

[gabrielultrakillfan]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

[chayannebeloved]

Yo dude who is that guy

[aroacesforultrakill32]

Idk man I’m getting nervous

[aroacesforultrakill32]

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

[gabrielultrakillfan]

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahahhehehhehehehheheheh 👹👹👹

[aroacesforultrakill32]

[aroacesforultrakill32]

🎶 Yo what's up it's Jacob today

You already know that we're gonna press play

So why dont you know my name 🎶

ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehahahahahahahahahahhehehehahahahahahshahahahahsgahahahha

[alugerr]

Do robots dream of a mechanical childhood?

(redraw)

[chayannebeloved]

Chayanne I'm boreddddddd do something cool and interesting

I just saw this and thought it would be funny to answer at 4am

Ok something interesting

You remember the flight (thr dragon smp) Scott and Pyro are back together. Pyro got rescued and while he was kidnapped he realised he was a jerk. Also Scott may or may not have killed someone but who cares when the yaoi is back. Also baby aurora was sick cause she wasn't cold enough so not Scott has to watch that. She might have been sick the whole time cause when she got better she acted really different than normal.

[aroacesforultrakill32]

You have no idea how much this helped me work is killing me rn

[chayannebeloved]

Im watching a vod from yesterday if you want to know more

[aroacesforultrakill32]

Go forth

[chayannebeloved]

Chayanne I'm boreddddddd do something cool and interesting

I just saw this and thought it would be funny to answer at 4am

Ok something interesting

You remember the flight (thr dragon smp) Scott and Pyro are back together. Pyro got rescued and while he was kidnapped he realised he was a jerk. Also Scott may or may not have killed someone but who cares when the yaoi is back. Also baby aurora was sick cause she wasn't cold enough so not Scott has to watch that. She might have been sick the whole time cause when she got better she acted really different than normal.

[aroacesforultrakill32]

You have no idea how much this helped me work is killing me rn

[aroacesforultrakill32]

Me and my coworkers are busting our asses in the heat and I go inside to get water AND HERE COMES MY MANAGER TALKING ABOUT “You’re wasting company time! Get back out there!” LIKE HE HASN’T BEEN SITTING INSIDE FOR THE LAST HOUR ON HIS PHONE DOING NOTHING. Lord take him he’s ready

[aroacesforultrakill32]

how to stop being annoying no glue no borax

[ar4ivist]

It's pride month, guys, time to project