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[eiffelradio]

[lutszu]

[sleepy-salami]

i need more creative custom item ideas

[beachcoma]

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

[toskarin]

nine warrior uncles have been spotted running at great speed towards landmarks and places of power

[arohuacheng]

i need them to animate hua cheng telling pei ming to kill himself so bad

[sandontshengshou]

What if one of the reasons that Jiang Cheng never married and had kids is because he was scared that he would never be able to love another child the way he loves Jin Ling and is scared that his future child would suffer the same way he did (second best to someone who isn’t even their father’s own child)?

[arohuacheng]

i am "hua cheng is pathetic" advocator no. 1 and that's because it's true. he is so pathetic and that's a key part of his character. but it's really funny to remember that that's Only when he's around xie lian. hua cheng is the sweetest little puppy dog eyes guy around xie lian but his reputation is for realzies! he destroys people's lives and is sinister and uncaring and watches people ruin themselves in his gambling hall for funzies and is entertained by suffering just as a ghost king should be! the man makes it rain blood in his dramatic moments! but the moment xie lian rolls up he's all silly giggling blushing kicking his feet going "noooo babe don't worry you're doing soooo good at dice rolling..." gayass. he has destroyed gods

[amandach99]

And that's what i love about him, like he's one of the strongest guys out there but when xie lian is there he is just a poor damsel in distress who doesn't know any better, and the best part is that xie lian realizes this is just an act but still acts like the prince in shining armor and treats hua cheng like hes just a sweet little guy even if he knows hua cheng is totally capable of protecting himself

[arohuacheng]

incredibly important point you are absolutely right. a huge part of it is hua cheng putting on his best golden retriever boyfriend impression and going "oh my gosh wow you're so big and strong..." tucking his hair behind his ear etc. etc. but an even bigger part of it is xie lian absolutely knowing that he's putting on an act and playing along just for funzies :)

[arohuacheng]

postcanon is just mq and fx going "dude. hua cheng did something terrible" and xie lian going "hm 🤔 that doesn't sound like something san lang would do 🤨" (<— it absolutely sounds like something hua cheng would do) (everyone in this room is aware that hua cheng absolutely could and would do this) (nobody in this room believes that hua cheng is innocent) (xie lian is just kind of being a cunt. for fun)

[arohuacheng]

i was not thinking of any specific scene when i made that last comment but the way this is almost word for word. anyway me when i lie

[asleepinawell]

nie huaisang, king of simply removing himself from Situations

[ghost-kings-court-jester]

Considering the fact he’s set up to be like an antagonist force in the Heavens for Xie Lian Pei Ming is such a wild side character like:

He’s probably aromantic

He’s older than Xie Lian by maybe 5 years maybe 100s it’s really vague

He is constantly following his dick into places I wouldn’t go with a gun

He isn’t actually antagonistic to Xie Lian at all despite all the behind the scenes manipulation trying to make that happen

Him and Xie Lian share custody of a 250 year old war criminal

He’s the text book example of why “I was just following orders” is really fucking bad

He has an incredibly strong sense of justice

He’s best friends with the most evil woman and second most evil man in heaven for most of the novel

He’s genuinely a good person

He’s so charismatic his best friend/situation-ship tried to make him king without asking him

He’s so distraught about what happened with The Rain Master he runs away from her for +800 years of existence

He’s a slut

He’s a Hualian shipper

Despite being probably the third strongest Martial God in the series he spends all of Mount Tonglu with a broken elbow and being comic relief

He genuinely believes he and Hua Cheng are buds

He somehow didn’t have any children so instead he tries to trust fund kid his 17 times great grand nephew who was raised by the most humble man ever and can’t work out why the kid won’t let him buy his way out of jail

He wants to talk to Xie Lian about his sex life

He spends most of the last book being depressed that one of his best friends is dead and another is on the run

People pray to him for long lasting relationships

A yandre ghost is trying to kill him

Jun Wu was actively running a smear campaign against him the entire time

He was part of the magical girl sword

He’s the slut of the heavens

He is both so tried and living by the motto fuck it we ball

He’s the only other man Xie Lian finds handsome

He was the first person to realise E’Ming was a boner metaphor

He’s scared of the bull man who hates him

He is probably going to be the next heavenly emperor since Xie Lian doesn’t want that shit

He’s the only martial god who genuinely likes and respects Ling Wen until Xie Lian shows up

He says “Ho Ho” when Hualian kiss

[weirdplutoprince]

Little Wens

[kosmogrl]

[feralplantwife]

Wei Wuxian's Cloud Recesses Study Era itinerary

[supertaliart]

Worlds best deadbeat dad

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

from a thread about cheese

[poorlittleyaoyao]

omg there's an episode with Wen Qing! look at herrrrrrrrr.

[poorlittleyaoyao]

bestie...

[poorlittleyaoyao]

The plot of this episode is Wen Qing requesting that Wei Wuxian rewrite Wen Ning's personality traits in ways that she thinks will help him (before ultimately regretting it), which is very silly but also wholly deranged and on-brand.

[poorlittleyaoyao]

Her wildest dream is no longer having to be the Strong Sibling. It's fine. I'm fine. Why is the silly goofy chibi OVA doing character analysis.

[madtomedgar]

I know he is not going to win that poll but I personally am prescribing Lan Huan courtesy name Xichen, Lan zongzhu, Zewu-jun a night at the gay club with silly overpriced drinks, lady gaga, poppers on the dance floor, and a bathroom hookup. This will, in fact, fix him.

[lgbtlunaverse]

Thinking once again of how the only things lan xichen can say about his mother is that she was extremely gentle and never complained about being imprisoned and how what teeny tiny secondhand scraps we get of who she was before paint the picture of someone who is headstrong, freespirited, and has a clear capacity for violence and there is straight up nothing left of that woman in her children's view of her. What lxc describes is like. sidebraid anime mom levels of sandpapered no-personality-except-kind depersonalization. Neither of the twin jades knew their mom, not just because they only got to see her once a month but because even during those rare meetings they didn't get to know her even a little bit. And how the fuck could they? Being honest about your emotional state in that situation to your fucking six and nine year old children is fundamentally kind of unethical and if she'd done it the lan would almost certainly have banned her from seeing them at all so she was never anything but "generic nice mom" to them. There was literally no room for actual honest bonding and connection. It's like they never met their mom at all.