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@arominecraft
my fish army is ever growing.
and soon i will overthrow the world.
very beautiful. very powerful.
randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing
randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing
*gets closer*
incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like
thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now
what is happening
yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that
im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"
so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!
let me be agonizingly clear
when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"
YOU
ARE
CALLING
YOURSELF
A
NAZI
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A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."
We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
I’ve come up with such a scorching hot take that it’s liable to burn a hole through to the centre of the earth and cause a volcano to open up in the middle of my home and not just incinerate me but bury my entire neighbourhood beneath a blanket of molten lava. So I’m not telling you. I’m right though.
on finding love everywhere you look <3
Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!
open tumblr, see something that pisses me off, write a snarky post, delete it, write a slightly more earnest post, edit it for 5 minutes, delete it, close tumblr
my mum asked me "when you have 20/20 vision what's that 20 of" and I got to be like "actually those numbers are meaningless!" which is always fun
it means that from 20 feet away you can see what a person with "normal vision" can see from 20 feet away. in metric it's 6/6 which means from 6 metres away you can see what a person with "normal vision" can see from 6 metres away. 20/40 means from 20 feet away you can only see what a typical person can see from 40 feet away. why don't we reduce the fractions?? 20/40 could just as easily be 1/2. you have 50% vision. you can see half. half of what? yes
I GUESS we don't reduce the fractions because if you're 1 foot/metre away you're into presbyopia territory which complicates what's supposed to be a measure of refractive vision but you could say 1/1 and it's 1 decametre which is a unit we should use more often anyway
I guess that doesn't make the numbers "meaningless" but what I mean by that is they're just a reference to a standard we made up. 20/20 isn't "perfect" vision, there are people who have 20/10 or even better. so it's not a quantifiable measure of what you can see it's literally just "how much of normal eyes are you" and this is a pet peeve of mine for reasons I'm sure are not at all related to that autism diagnosis people keep saying I should pursue
did you guys know that imagining something = as good as having it
it's actually better than having it because you dont have to have it
TRUE.
REVENGE! on @solidcarbon!!!!
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"when you're being mean to me this is who youre being mean to" with a baby picture doesn't work in my case because i was born a demon and i was cunning and evil and i knew exactly what i was doing even back when i was just a clump of cells or whatever
"when you're being mean to me this is who youre being mean to" with a baby picture doesn't work in my case because i was born a demon and i was cunning and evil and i knew exactly what i was doing even back when i was just a clump of cells or whatever
