despite my best effots, i remain constipated

be nice to someone today

[kushblazer666]

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[dullart]

guards rub his belly

[prettyyinpunk]

#mytwuck

[nonporous]

[kwadlayns]

A duckling's paradise. 🐤

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[orangetruckercap]

Vintage pokemon art by Aya Kusube

[kosmogrl]

[herheim731]

セレフレ

[babybat729]

[irish-american-chan]

Its Nice Out So Today I Will Develop My Theory Of Playing Outside

[2colde]

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

[angelicguy]

"hey man im grabbing a beer do you want anything"

"yeahh can you grab me one of the fantastic onion brothers"

[angelicguy]

getting some flack for the use of AI here. This is a photo of my fridge

[angelicguy]

The fantastic onion brothers are causing some dismay in 2026.

[depsidase]

[revilonilmah]

Floating away with you