Crucify the ego

My name is Cat, And this is my blog. live your life and fucking enjoy it.

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Matt Heafy - Trivium

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ICONIC

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GAME WINNING KILL 😂

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Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week

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The money will do what now

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❈ Grim Aesthetics ❈

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GoFundMe for the 1st Navajo-English Children’s Educational Show!

My local news covered this and I have yet to see it get any sort of larger attention, but this exactly what the media landscape for kids needs. A show for children that features Navajo characters and teaches the language at the same time, it was developed by two Navajo women, Dr. Shawna Begay and Charmaine Jackson, and was originated “by a team of Navajo filmmakers, writers, producers and artists”. They’re seeking funding to make more episodes and develop new characters, and we can help them out!

Here is their GoFundMe

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emilieautumnofficial Ratties! I’ve written something quite chilling, and just now finished the artwork…I’m going mad not being able to let you read…soon…

Source: instagram

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Craig Dunain Mental Hospital - Inverness, Scotland

Formerly known as Inverness District Asylum and Northern Counties District Lunatic Asylum. Opened 1864. Closed 1999.

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Okay, I have a life hack for you.

Last week, I got attacked by the most painful and persistent hiccups of my life at work. My co-worker heard me hiccuping and said, absently, “Got the hiccups?” and I said miserably, “Yeah.” And she said, “Prove it.”

And I glared at her, because why the fuck should I prove anything to her? And I waited for the next hiccup, which would prove that she was a dick and that I was, indeed, suffering from hiccups. And… that hiccup never came. And she smirked and said, “My daughter calls me whenever she has hiccups and when I ask her to prove it, she never can.”

And that was weird. But later that night, I got hiccups AGAIN, so I said to my boyfriend, “I HAVE HICCUPS.” and he said “Yeah, you do.” And I said, “No, ask me to prove it.” And he gave me a look like I was a crazy person, and I hiccuped again and insisted he ask me to prove it and he did and BAM. I couldn’t do it!

And a few days LATER, I got the hiccups WHILE DRIVING ALONE, and I said, out loud, “DUDE, I have the hiccups.” And then, in another voice, “PROVE IT.” And bam. Couldn’t do it.

The moral of the story? Apparently hiccups are little shits who refuse to perform on command. 

There you go. Hiccup cure. I can’t promise it’ll work for everyone, but so far, it’s worked for me like six times.

You’re welcome.

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My dad always did this. Weirdly, it worked

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“I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you hiccup again” also works

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Traditions with a Purpose

Jess Faux!

Halloween Tip #1 Reminder! It is against the rules to use magic to carve a pumpkin. You 100% have to carve it by hand.

Why you might ask?

I’m a firm believer that pumpkin carving is a precursor to The Purge. Early celebrators realized that humanity needs to take the time at least once a year to completely gut something with a knife. It’s therapeutic. So carve a pumpkin, and make the world a safer place.

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my blog will make you smile

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fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry

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bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.

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bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?” I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years. You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper. destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.

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You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.

But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!

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tumblr: ah the fricking connection went bloo blah? the frocking internetz0rz go poofsies? teh world wide web goblins took a lunch break and are smoking spice in teh parking lot?

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in between wanting to get my hand held and wanting to get railed

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Just takin’ another trip around the sun…