[i-said-im-a-fucking-star-deacti]

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

[testure-1988]

Me, walking past a busy construction site: this Einsturzende Neubauten tribute band is great

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You've been turned into a mythical creature, spin the wheel to see which one!

Are you happy with it?

^^^^^^

https://wheelofnames.com/5k9-xsu

Are you happy with it?

yes!! I love it

yes!

It's okay I guess

no

NO.

results/other

Voting ended onJul 14

(if you don't consider some of these mythical creatures please don't come for me)

[arsenic-whatever]

I actually hate vampires but being one would be.. okay I guess. If I can still eat normal food for pleasure

[adobe-outdesign]

Spin this wheel of gross foods from Neopets. I will pay you $500 to eat your result.

Are you taking the offer?

Hell yeah

I will begrudgingly suffer through it for the money

I would eat it but only for $1000

I am not eating it under any circumstances

[See results button]

Voting ended onJul 11

[arsenic-whatever]

Honestly I’d be curious to actually try it!!

[apartmentstore]

my favourite post in the whole wide world

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[noahseby]

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

[randomly-generated-posts-machine]

today I will lobotomize two miis…. in the sexual way

[taydaughter]

we need more rap songs in character and ship playlists and i dont mean in the "would the characters listen to this?" way i mean when you listen to a rap song and go this is just like my blorbos. from the show

[arsenic-whatever]

I will put Slava KPSS and Booker in Jimmy McGill playlist and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

‘I’ll kill myself’ is literally about Jimmy turning into Saul UUUUGHHHH

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[loveridden1999]

my two mood these days

[yaoist]

i keep finding new and interesting ways to be deeply problematic

[ceruleanheaven]

sometimes i have a dream that reveals such a humiliating desire i have that i genuinely lose a bit of respect for myself

[maxxie-or-smth]

what's a little sadomasochism between friends

[hemipenal-system]

we need to sexualize gender affirming surgery scars more

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 18

Medic (Team Fortress 2)

Ballister Boldheart (Nimona)

Voting ended onJun 15

[arsenic-whatever]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING, VOTE FOR MEDIC NOW!!!!!!!!

[hymnism]