#iud

[theonion]

Boasting a 99% efficacy rate in the prevention of pregnancy, birth-control brand Mirena released a new corkscrew whirlycoaster IUD Thursday that reportedly gets sperm cells too dizzy to find the uterus. “With Mirena’s latest intrauterine device, sperm cells are placed in a miniature bench seat, strapped in, and shot at 12 Gs through a track specifically designed to make them so nauseous and disoriented they are unable to locate an egg,” said spokesperson Alicia Jenkins, adding that the 32-millimeter long IUD coaster would take dozens of sperm up a mammoth lift hill and then shoot them down at 120 mph around several stomach-churning twists, loops, and drops.

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[victusinveritas]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

North Carolina was one of the few states that upheld abortion rights after roe v wade was overturned so it's probably not going to pass but this si fucking terrifying

[coolianne-whoore]

And another thing: if you have vagina, and ESPECIALLY if you tend to fuck dicks, please PLEASE consider getting an IUD if you don’t want kids. We all know they want to ban abortion, but some people don’t know they’re also going after contraceptives. Rn access to contraceptives is protected by only a Supreme Court case (you know like what protected abortion), so that can go away. Contraceptives can be regulated to be in accessible or prohibitively expensive, but they can’t take an IUD out of your body (at least not in the foreseeable future). It’s good for sometimes 5 years.

I want to say this now because I was on the phone with a gyno for like 20 minutes on hold and only got a consultation today (which you sometimes need before they can schedule an appointment) because someone cancelled last minute.

I know people have had bad experiences with the IUD I know people have had excellent experiences. I’m going to document mine step by step so you know some things you can expect, if you’re thinking about it.

For context: i’m 25, have insurance through my job and live in a blue state, so my experience might be different/faster/easier etc. than yours.

[certifiedsexed]

Ok sooooo if i get an IUD but someone cums in me do i need to like rinse it out still? Like where does it go?

Rinse out what? Your vagina?

You shouldn't be rinsing out your vagina even if you don't have an IUD, that's going to guarantee you an infection.

You can clean the outside, as in your vulva, but if you rinse out your vagina, you mess up your vagina's whole system, which you don't want to do.

As for where does the semen go, generally, most of the semen is going to come back out exactly the way it came in. Gravity drags it back down and out of your vagina.

The semen that doesn't come out through your vagina is going to try to fertilize any eggs you might have but IUDs essentially tell your body to attack that sperm until it dies off.

That's all. You don't really need to do anything different to get rid of it, your body, gravity and the IUD take care of most of it without any help.

[onlytiktoks]

North Carolina GOP Lawmakers Propose State Amendment Legalizing Murder to Stop Abortions

The amendment has little chance of advancing, but should be taken “very seriously,” abortion rights advocates maintain.

[bourtange]

bold and frankly heroic for this gentrification condo to use an iud as a logo

[magicalshopping]

♡ IUD Earrings by Becctar's Boutique ♡