Arson-Carson

Gay Sad and Snake Dad Freelance writer/editor (Open) Currently studying herpetology Published poet Currently writing a book

[arson-carson]

Salutations, There be Commissions!

Help me with living! :,)

My name is Carson, and I am a freelance writer! I mostly write fiction, articles, and essays! My writing style is highly adaptable for any situation. I also proofread and edit!

Commissions:

The amount for commissions varies due to size and time limit!

Proofreading/Beta Reading: Free

Essays/Articles: $20+

One-Shot: $25+-

Multi-Chapters: $25+- per chapter

NSFW: $80+-

Commissions are always open and I can refuse you if I so choose.

I accept PayPal and CashApp! DM if you wish to commission or email me at [email protected]

Bye lovelies, I hope to here from you soon! 💜

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[tanknspank]

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

[arson-carson]

My first time going to Build A Bear went something like this.

BaB Lady: Now make a wish

Me: *crimes crimes arson homicide arson*

BaB Lady: *grabs the heart to put in the plushie*

Me: I dont think my wish was legal

BaB Lady: *WHEEZE CRYING DYING*

[two-donnies-are-better-than-one]

gun anon like [CACKLING THANK YOU FOR THIS I LOVE THIS IMAGE SO MUCH]

[chaotic-batter]

WHAS GOOD GIRLYPOP I GOT THE ASSIGNMENT HHEHE anyway I just wanted to greet you like that lmao sorry

What's your opinion on milk? Or the socioeconomic state of the world right now? Take your pick, the answers are roughly the same tbh 😔

Have a pleasant existence! Hugs n kisses 💙💙💙 /wc /p

I'm lactose intolerant 😭

[arson-carson]

Mood.

[lesus-heist]

🐢

🐢

[arson-carson]

🐢

[arson-carson]

Behold….pulls out modified toaster gun

🔥🍞☄️

Let's toast some bitches! 🔥🍞

[bettertwin9000]

Happy birthday Don! For one day and one day only, you're my favorite! Enjoy it while it lasts! (As soon as the day ends Leo gets their spot back)

(Also don't show Leo this ask)

Ima gonna show Leo this ask

[bettertwin1]

PISSED OFF

[arson-carson]

LEO ITS FAKE

[bettertwin1]

NO. YOU'RE FAKE, I CANT BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU 💔💔💔💔

[arson-carson]

LEO NO PLEASE I'M SORRY!

[bettertwin9000]

Happy birthday Don! For one day and one day only, you're my favorite! Enjoy it while it lasts! (As soon as the day ends Leo gets their spot back)

(Also don't show Leo this ask)

Ima gonna show Leo this ask

[bettertwin1]

PISSED OFF

[arson-carson]

LEO ITS FAKE

[bettertwin9000]

Happy birthday Don! For one day and one day only, you're my favorite! Enjoy it while it lasts! (As soon as the day ends Leo gets their spot back)

(Also don't show Leo this ask)

Ima gonna show Leo this ask

[arson-carson]

WAIT NO

[arson-carson]

Just saying hi!

Snake <3

Hello! And awww what a cutie! Though it isn't a snake! (Herpetology mode activated) You can tell from the belly scales! Snakes have long rectangular belly scales running down their stomach. This is in fact a legless lizard! (This is an actual thing) 2nd evidence is its head shape, it's blocky like a lizard!

[lesus-heist]

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

[arson-carson]

Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall.

[lesus-heist]

Up a pole through a hole to the waterfall

[arson-carson]

Shh, keep it down, Lesus.

[lesus-heist]

LESUS! With a book in their hands!

[arson-carson]

Saves the day and proves to everyone that they're the man! (Gender neutral)

[lesus-heist]

Po-po come in and takes them away!

[arson-carson]

But Lesus L will live to fight another day!

[lesus-heist]

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

[arson-carson]

Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall.

[lesus-heist]

Up a pole through a hole to the waterfall

[arson-carson]

Shh, keep it down, Lesus.

[lesus-heist]

LESUS! With a book in their hands!

[arson-carson]

Saves the day and proves to everyone that they're the man! (Gender neutral)

[lesus-heist]

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

[arson-carson]

Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall.

[lesus-heist]

Up a pole through a hole to the waterfall

[arson-carson]

Shh, keep it down, Lesus.

[lesus-heist]

Room sixteen take corridor B

:O anon

Down the stairs past the Ibis tabistry

[arson-carson]

Sliding bookcase after bookcase shows the way to the hall.

[arson-carson]

I'm sorry

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[arson-carson]

Have a poem I wrote almost a year ago.

TW: depression selfworth issues

I’m a Fool

I’m a fool for hoping,

I’m a fool for trying.

You said things would change

But you still see me the same.

A selfish child.

Is that all I am to you?

A selfish child.

A burden.

A child you can’t be bothered with.

Am I less than my others?

Less than human.

I want to be happy

I want to know.

Know what it’s like,

To not be a fool.

[lesus-heist]

Sorry Lesus for today I am going to sin.

Water is gross, I ain't drinking that.

Add flavoring then coward

[arson-carson]

Coffee.