Aaron @arson66 - Tumblr Blog

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

pancaksblog

Saw fans are so funny to me

Imagine being one of their friends and they ask if you like romance movies and you say yes and they pull out a movie with a severed foot on the cover.

"Please its a romcom trust me bro please I promise 🙏" and then it proceeds to be one of the most devastating gut wrenching films of your life.

shortbreadly

is adam a ghost or is lawrence just straight up hallucinating? you decide

randbitb

i think hes doing this on purpose, the lilac shirt?? the faggy ass earring, his hair?? girl if i didnt know who he was and saw him in public id assume this is a very flamboyant gay man open to fuck. id ask for his number. can we just say Queer community and Charlie Slimecicle.

arson66

Gosh 😭😭😭

pinkermasquerade

I kind of understand the slimecicle masc lesbian allegations now

arson66

I love him so much

hyrude

wanted to share this HOMEMADE saw pinball machine that debuted at the texas pinball festival this weekend! the gameplay involves initiating games and completing difficult timed tasks, like hitting drop targets within a minute to survive. the reverse beartrap on top even moves and snaps when you lose! article with a video showing details here

hyrude

the plunger is a custom hacksaw design! (screenshot taken from vid)

charlieisnotokay

love how slimecicle can easily pick up other people (especially since Wilbur is like 6’6 and Tommy is 6’3 while slimes around 5’9-5’11) but when someone tries to pick HIM up they immediately crumble

tiny-crecher

why do people insist on drawing charlie slimecicle as a skinny little twink he is NOT have you seen that man have you seen his arms

royalarchivist

Slimecicle: Who's Phone Guy?

Ranboo: Phone Guy? I – hold on, give me a second.

Slimecicle: [Laughs] "Okay, checking the checking the database."

Ranboo: Oh, a lot of yaoi here in the images tab, that's crazy.

Slimecicle: What is– what is yaoi? Is that like is that like "yeowch"?

Ranboo: Oh, yaoi? No no no, yaoi– no, yaoi is not–

Slimecicle: When you stub your toe?

Ranboo: –a combination of "yeowch" and "owie."

Slimecicle: Yeowie!

Ranboo: No, it's not– [Laughs] It's not that, actually.

Slimecicle: That's what that is, right?

Ranboo: Yeah, it's just– it's usually just fan art of two guys kissing. That's usually what it is.

Slimecicle: Ok, wait– is phone guy- is Phone Guy kissing?

Ranboo: Phone Guy? Probably? I mean, look at– I want you to take a look at this. Hold on, lemme–

Slimecicle: Ok, so send me Phone Guy yaoi.

Ranboo: Yeah. Here, I got you, lemme– so there's some. Hold on, let me send you some more.

Slimecicle: What the fu–

trexiva

Istg if something comes out about Markiplier, Charlie, or Philza being bad people I’m rejecting humanity and becoming a fish that lives at the bottom of the ocean

cheesepuff5000

Felt the need to compress the first 13 minutes of Slimecicle's latest stream...

sonbaited

wintercorrybriea

‘viva la death’ boots by into into

ow-my-septum

Hello Melissa. I'd like to play a game. You were blessed with the most beautiful, perfect toes. You know you do because you showed them on every one of your twitch streams. Yet you saw fit to ban me from your chat when I said "put those piggies in my mouth and I'll squeal."

You seek to shame those who appreciate your gifts, so I will take them away. I have attached a device to each of your feet. The gears inside will slowly push the blade down. Before you is a computer. You have 10 minutes to unban JohnKramer-HogTamer. For each minute that passes, you will lose a toe. And I will gain one.