Reality? No Thanks

He/him | 19 Icon art my lapdogss ! Always going insane or confused

[controllerpervert]

dude whatv the fuck are you talking about 🥹

i ghave to be splity opennnn for what iv doneeeee

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[windmill-ghost]

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

[windmill-ghost]

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

[boitterfly]

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

what is this genre of photos called

[familywhitesilk]

I dropped all of my current wips just to draw hot old man

[familywhitesilk]

I wonder how Zandik treated his youngest segment

[youre-dreaming-302]

[su-rodriguez]

suki suki daisuki suki suki daisuki

[poetstudyblr-deactivated2025063]

Nothing is off topic when it comes to us, happy pride month, my fellow asexuals 💜

[abyssfmpfikvp6]

coughs

[alexanderwales]

My wife did some glass etching, so we have a bunch of glasses with this at the bottom.

This was early on in our marriage, these are just the glasses we use every day.

Fast forward to when my son is five years old. He has learned to read. He has graduated from sippy cups.

When I hear him wailing and crying I come running down the stairs, and he's inconsolable. Took a lot of soothing and time to explain to him that it was just a joke. He wanted the glasses destroyed, but as a compromise we retired them from use for a while.

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

[eixd-deactivated20150710]

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

[thesassycat]

did you google how to take a screen shot

[nata-mata]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[retquits]

reclaiming character designs from an old project ☕

[elliespectacular]

everyone just found out how you jrek off. yep. every detail. they know what your jelking to, what you look at, what you're looked up, what you're thinking when you do it, and the intricacies of your techniques. they even have a catalogue of exact times you jerked of. and lemme tell you, they are pleased as punch. ecstatic, even. couldnt be happler with your performance. they're going to crown you king or queen of heaven (or they)