*MOVED TO @LAPLACES-ANGELS

ᴀɴᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ɴᴇxᴛ 𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙏𝙃𝙇𝙔 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙈𝙀𝙉𝙏 ʜᴇ's ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝙂! ɪɴᴅ. ʜᴄ. ᴄᴀɴᴏɴ ᴅɪᴠ. ᴅᴀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ "ᴅᴀɴ ᴠs."

[laplaces-angels]

ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜰᴀɴᴛᴀꜱɪᴇꜱ ʙᴇᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ 𝓵𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓬𝔂

                        ᴘʀᴏᴍɪꜱᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ ᴏꜰ 𝓶𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[arsonistsanarchy]

((Dan has been moved over to @stele-orbitoare​! I’ll still keep this blog up just in case I want to return him to a single muse.))

[arsonistsanarchy]

((Dan has been temporarily moved to @stele-orbitoare​!))

[arsonistsanarchy]

Dan, your little friend just set a mess hall on fire do something about it plEASE

[🔥] — ❝He did what now?❞

He just starts laughing his ass off. ❝Max, holy shit I am so proud of you.❞ — [💢]

⊱ ────── {.⋅ 💣 ⋅.} ───── ⊰

@dedcamps

[laplaces-angels]

Do you like people with unique powers & abilities? What about kids who like learning about aliens & the paranormal? Or maybe you’d be more interested in vengeful bastards who’ll seek revenge on anyone who’s wronged them.

Give this post a ❤/↻ if you’d be interested in interacting with a test multimuse featuring muses from Steven Universe, Invader Zim, Dan Vs., SCP, and Gravity Falls!

Adored by Fire-Fox

Rules || Muses

[odd-chips]

I felt like spontaneously uploading a storyboard I did way back in 2012 before a lot of canon stuff about their past was revealed.

So, to totally go against the grain of canon, past me ran with:

Dan and Chris went to the same high school, but Chris was a big ol’ douchebag jock and mellowed out with age.

The rest of the cast was also interspersed in there too. (You can catch those references in the scene with all the red nicknames)

Dan had a douchey stepdad. His mom followed suit, and they became incredibly controlling of him. So Dan naturally pushed back, dying all his shirts black and going against what they said, and in turn, made them afraid of him.

Since it’s messy and unfinished, I’ll go ahead and note a few parts that might be kinda confusing:

Other kids in high school were awful to Dan, and he shot a firework in the school, resulting in him getting sent to the principal’s. (From there he ends up whittling a shiv from a pencil under the desk and filing his teeth down to the rounded points they are now)

At the pharmacy part, he bought more shirt dye, and promptly blew up the place. I assume cause the dye was expensive. And then got tased by the police where his mom had to pick him up from the station.

This is more of a trivia than anything else but he stole his stepdad’s shoes (as you can notice with the gun’s part) and now regularly wears them.

I think the rest is pretty clear-ish??? Again this was in high school when I made this with a minimal amount of storyboarding/animatic experience SO.

[arsonistsanarchy]

💥{ＨＥＡＤＤＡＮＯＮ}💥

((Dan knows how to hotwire a car.))

[arsonistsanarchy]

Dan vc: Hm, today I think I will defy God's will

((I have been laughing at this for about twenty minutes oh my God))

[rpfunstuff]

What song do you associate me/my muse with and why?

[cinnabbun]

You’re awful, I love you!

[memestockpile]

ON MY BLOCK SEASON TWO (2019) feel free to change pronouns and descriptors to your liking.

ew, no.

i hate that you’re alone.

bad news: i burned the cookies.

don’t “but dad” me!

i’m just thinking how crazy it is that someone’s whole life can fit inside a box.

mi hijo?

to throw off a scent, you’ve got to create one.

you’re not dead, but you might as well be.

did you all know there’s a pregnant white girl on your porch?

can you close your ears, honey?

i’m not a victim. i’m a survivor. 

i got nothing but love for you.

i’m tired of being an afterthought. for once, i’d like to be a “before-thought”. or just a thought.

you all suck and i hate you.

it’s not safe for you to be walking home alone.

why is it safe for you but not me?

bingo, bitches.

draw your feelings.

it takes a big boy to work through his trauma – but he can’t do it alone.

you know you’re the first person i know who’s been shot?

i’ve had adequate time to calm down, done some reflecting, meditated my bp down to 110/77.

let me hold you?

no matter how much we argue or disagree, i will love you until the day i die.

you got that special sauce running through your veins.

why screw yourself if the universe is just gonna screw you, anyway?

does batman really need robin?

it’s fate, baby.

i just wanna go back to before all this happened.

i want to be myself again.

sex. we call it sex.

hugs before thugs.

baby, it’s okay.

wakey, wakey, biatch!

i’ve lost people, too.

i just wanted to be like you.

curses are just justifications for people’s bad choices.

why you gotta harsh my buzz?

you better be in bed in five, four, three–

i don’t have a family. i don’t have a home. 

no one wants me.

why am i on house arrest?

i need personal space and food.

you’re the kid, i’m the dad. end of discussion!

listen to your father.

you’re too young to feel numb.

we know you’re trying, sweetie.

bitches be bonkers.

no more sprinkles for you!

he just wants you safe.

this feels like a legit grey area.

[outofcontextdanvs]

[sallysfaceimagines]

[justmorerpmemes]

Quotes from Discord Pt. 2

“It was recent when you sent it." 

"They’re not firm yet enough to stand up." 

"Are you sure you haven’t had any of the good coke?" 

"I’m not a fan of a lot of nuts." 

"I don’t trust people to be smart! I trust people to be dumb!" 

"Listen, you can take a lot of drugs in 6 months." 

"Bring me the grape roomba!" 

"Step one. Begone. Step two. Yoink. Step three. Have it back." 

"I hope you get hit by like…..a pigeon." 

"I lived, bitch!" 

"Just shake them and say ‘FEAR THIS!’" 

"None of us have torture implements!" 

"I haven’t heard a reference to that since the last time you made a reference to that." 

"Pet me, bitch.”

“Alright the soup kids are back.”

“You thought your little box of safety would save you.”

“Aww, you’re going to hell? I want to go to hell, too." 

"We don’t eat real food here." 

"I’m saying wrongs in all the right places." 

"The spice isn’t the issue I’m not that white.”

“You would have feedback of the damned.”

“So I have a variety of very bad options…”

“God decided 'let there be cat people.’" 

"All the weapons suck ass! Now I’m gonna go make chicken." 

"I think I’ve used up all the stupid for tonight.”

[pukicho]

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

[sallysfaceimagines]

I became a necromancer to bring back this fucking fandom

[oopsiewoopsie123]

⨳ — STAFF FUCKED UP;

send one for my muse's reaction!

“Is this a glitch or an update?”

“Not this shit again.”

“I’m so done with this shit.”

“On a more positive side, now no one gets to read the garbage I write.”

“We should just act like we’re in 2012 again.”

“We should totally open up a chatroom.”

“So, what did you do this time?”

“[object] MACHINE BROKE!”

“…Why?”

“This is bullshit!”

“I’m fucking done.“

“Ready to take a shot?”

“How am I supposed to get shit done?“

“Can you just stop?”

“Goodbye, i’m not coming back until you fix this.”

“You’re kidding me, right?”