alois-vanity (You issued me a challenge for bad pickup lines and I broke the ask box with how many I sent. Prepare for this list bish cause I am the master.)
1) Are your legs tired? Cause youâve been running through my mind all day.
2) Your father must be a thief because he seems to have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
3) Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you?
4) *checks your shirt tag* Just as I thought! âMade in Heavenâ
5) Nice to meet you. My name is (name) and you areâŚ.gorgeous!
6) Just looking at you makes me think I should call the police and the firemen cause you are just too hot. Hot damn!
7) Iâm new in town and I was wondering if I could get directions to your place ;)
8) That dress looks great on youâŚas a matter of fact so would I ;) (so smooth)
9) Are you religious? Cause Iâm the answer to all your prayers.
10) Are you okay? Cause Heaven is a long fall from here.
11) Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
12) Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven.
13) Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
14) Why donât you sit on my lap and weâll get things straight between us (WHICH IS FUNNY CAUSE WE ARE BOTH HELLA QUEER)
15) (at the dinner table) *picks up bread* Wanna roll?
16) Thatâs a really nice smile youâve got, shame thatâs not all you are wearing.
17) Think you can dance in those shoes?
18) Ok, you can stand next to me as long as you donât talk about the heat.
19) Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause youâve got a pretty sweet ass!
20) Iâm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
21) If I were a stop light, Iâd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
22) Do you have a Band-Aid? Cause I just scrapped my knee falling for you.
23) Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material.
24) If you were a vegetable you would be a cute-cumber.
25) If you were a fruit you would be a fine-apple.
26) Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
27) Do you have a map? Iâm getting lost in your eyes.
28) I donât have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
29) I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on ;)
30) Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
31) You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
32) Your lips look cold. Want me to warm them with mine?
33) Your lips look lonely. Want mine to keep them company?
34) Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?
35) Was your dad a boxer? Cause youâre a knockout!
36) If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, Iâd have a galaxy in my hand.
37) Youâre so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
38) You look familiar. Do we have a class together? I swear we have chemistry.
39) My doctor says Iâm lacking Vitamin U.
40) Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling.
41) Do you work at Starbucks? Cause I like you a latte!
42) I though happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
and my hand is cramping up so iâm done.
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