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Morning coffee Reth wip update
Imagine reading a book
The og/refrence/inspo
Oh no darling this won't do
Palia tips and tricks
Hopefully you'll find some of this useful, even if you're an experienced player. At the bottom, you'll also find links to two third-party websites that I use regularly.
Below the cut:
Bug catching
Hunting the rare creature forms (azure, proudhorned, etc.)
Decor (useful items, decorating, etc.)
Gardening
Multiplayer
Einar's pebbles
I'm having some thoughts about Caleri
I think she's secretly really funny
It would be something only Elouisa and anyone who got really, really close to her would know.
You're at Elouisa's house late one night. The lights are low, the fire is warm, and the vibes are cozy.
You, Elouisa, and Caleri are seated around the coffee table.
Over a pot of steaming tea, the tea is hot.
Caleri spends all day at the desk in the library. She sees who passes by, who comes in, who checks out what book. She hears their whispers and knows their interests.
She knows Auni is dreaming of adventure when he checks out more books about explorers and pirates than books about bugs.
She knows Hassian is feeling heartbroken when he comes to read about romance or traditional courting practices.
She knows when Delaila is trying to perfect a recipe, when Ashura is feeling sentimental, and when Jel needs some inspiration.
It is through these bits and pieces that Caleri deduces the goings-on of Kilima.
The gossip is non-stop and the theories are spicy.
Caleri has metaphorically--and literally!--let her hair down.
She sheepishly covers her mouth as she insists that whatever you heard about Eshe's dispute with Tamala did not come from her.
Elousia makes a quip about an exotic creature, and you laugh while Caleri playfully rolls her eyes.
You propose increasingly unlikely scenarios to explain why Reth was seen ducking into the storeroom yesterday afternoon.
You all laugh and refill your cups.
Once the moons are high in the sky and the fire has died down, you bid the sisters goodbye and head home.
It's was a girls' night in. The vibes are cozy, the tea is hot, and the gossip is ever-changing.
For the record, I was not talking about food.
Can't believe Jel is out here being horny on main for Reth, while Reth's only two braincells are busy wondering how much soup they can fit inside of the tailor.
Me: I need to visit Jel, my virtual goth boyfriend!
My irl goth boyfriend: ๐๐๐
"most palia players prefer partying" factoid actualy just statistical error. average palia player barely groups up. Gamers Georg, who spams parties to increase money/loot/exp, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
I will always be a Jel truther--my goth heart demands it ๐ฆ๐ชก
However, I regret waiting so long to romance Reth. He has the best written romance by far. It's not even close. I freaking love this kid, and I regret romancing Hassian first.
Sorry Hassian and my Hassian girlies(gn), but I was immediately put off by the quest where he got mad at you for visiting and made you research traditions (that no one else follows?) at the library to continue the relationship. Like, grow tf up and tell me what you want. I'm too old for this shit. I stuck it out for the rewards, but I was thoroughly unimpressed.
Hassian also still greets me by saying, "I have a feeling you won't leave until you've spoken" or some variation of "Make it quick."
Like ok, fuck you too?? Level 4 romance means nothing? Fuck you and your pin. I lost interest a long ass time ago. I love the "angery but not for u" trope, but I don't feel like his "not for u" attitude is good enough to make up for it. He just seems childish and manipulative
Anyway, these are just my thoughts. I understand and respect those who are into him, but he's not for me, besties
Jel and Reth for life ๐ชก๐
Zeki from Palia
the cutest little guy who single-handedly runs the black market ๐ซถ๐ป
Don't talk to me or my son or my son's son ever again
Opinions No One Asked Forโข๏ธ: Palia NPC Edition
Auni: I love this kid. I want him to think of me as a cool older sister or cool aunt. I bring him bugs every chance I get
Ashura: I want him to be my dad. Genuinely love him. Serious contender to be my Shepp
Badruu: He really turned the puns up to 11. I love him. Also want him to be my dad. And possibly my Shepp
Caleri: I wasn't too sure about her, but after getting to know her, I feel like we have quite a few similarities. Definitely want to be her friend. Could she be my Shepp? ๐
Chayne: I find him so calming. He also feels dad-like to me. 100% want him as a support figure/father figure regardless of who I choose as my Shepp
Delaila: Love talking to her. Really want to get to know her better at this point (but 100% want her to win all the prizes at farmers markets/festivals)
Einar: Absolutely adorable and I love him. Only platonically tho. I will give him as many Gils and shiny rocks as he wants
Elouisa: I wasn't sure at first, but I LOVE her unhinged theories. I want to be her best friend. I will investigate all the paranormal things with her. Contender for my Shepp. Girl let's go ghost hunting
Eshe: So snobby. So bougie. So bitchy. I wish she could be my Shepp ๐ซ (if only because it would be entertaining)
Hassian: First impressions? What an asshole. After some time, I am...intrigued. I want to figure him out. I want to know why he is the way he is. Also fucking love Tau, the gooodest boi
Hekla: Honestly... she freaked me out a little for a long time. I'm slowly coming around though
Hodari: Listen, I get it. I see where you all are coming from. But man's just not my type ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Jel: Oh Jel, my beloved. I'm not exactly subtle about it. This man is my husband. Sad, skinny, pathetic, dramatic, goth guys are My Typeโข๏ธ. Would marry him like, yesterday ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ชก๐ค๐
Jina: At first I wasn't sure, but the more I talk to her, I'm like, "Jina, my bestie." I'm a PhD student. I feel you. Also, WOMEN IN STEM, HELL YEAH!!!! I have a feeling we're gonna be great friends
Kenji: Not a fan of your extremely privileged life ("Have you tried inheriting property?" ๐๐๐) or the invasive chapaa situation... but I also don't dislike him as much as I thought. I feel like he's playing a role he doesn't really want to, but still enjoying/expecting the high life for little to no effort
Kenyatta: She should be my best friend. I was put off at first, but she is the coolest. I see quite a few aspects of myself in her
Nai'O: I feel like he's the sweetest boi ever. I'm both like, "He deserves better than Kenyatta" and "Kenyatta is good for him." Perhaps the most wholesome NPC
Najuma: I also want to be the cool older sister and/or cool aunt that she never had. This kid is a badass and smart as hell. I wish my friendship with her was better already
Reth: This man. I love him. I'm not sure if it's platonic or romantic yet. All I know is he's one of my favourite NPCs to talk to. He's funny, he's flirty, he's got a Tragic Backstoryโข๏ธ. I'm here for this soup boi whether he wants it or not
Sifuu: Two words: Bad. Ass. It's a crime that we can't romance her. I really want to ask her to be my Shepp, but I'm not sure it's a good fit
Tamala: I'm sorry, Tamala besties, but I just don't like her ๐ญ I really wanted to like her so bad, but her aggressive flirting paired with her unwillingness to consider me a friend/equal just rubs me the wrong way
Tish: Absolutely beautiful person. I want to be her bffl. That is all
Zeki: Crime Cat, my beloved. He is the most entertaining Shepp option (imo). He's got an eye patch, a gold tooth, and shady practices. I find him amusing. I want him to like me. Share his (dubiously acquired) riches with me. Please accept me into the black market. I won't tell, but I can't promise I'll participate (I probably will ๐)
Opinions No One Asked Forโข๏ธ: Palia NPC UPDATE
After playing for 8+ months....
Auni: Still love this kid. No notes.
Ashura: A few mixed feelings. Still dad vibes
Badruu: So wholesome. Ultimate dad. I want to be his bff
Caleri: Yes. We have tea weekly to discuss the tea โ๏ธ
Chayne: Still very chill and wholesome, but I haven't interacted with him at all since maxing his friendship
Delaila: Still love her. I'm her number one Jam Fan
Einar: Adorable and wholesome as always. He really grew on me
Elouisa: My paranormal pal. My bestie. Love love LOVE her
Eshe: She's still the worst. I wish she would teach me everything she knows ๐คฉ
Hassian: He was really growing on me. Then I romanced him. Almost immediately got over him. Maybe I'm just too old for that lack-of-communication shit ๐
Hekla: Yeah no. She weirds me out. I do not like talking to her. She's one of the few NPCs with whom I have not maxed out friendship. She just makes me uncomfortable tbh
Hodari: I still get it. He's still not for me ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
Jel: My beloved pixilated husband ๐ Still obsessed with his dramatic ass. Our wedding when ๐
Jina: I wanted to love her so bad. I'm a PhD student. I get the curiosity and the academic motivation. I love it! But girl, the imposter syndrome is taking over and I have enough of that in my own irl life. I feel like her consistent lack of confidence is also dragging me down
Kenji: I maxed out the friendship and have not thought of him since lmao
Kenyatta: Yeah, she's cool. Loving that she found a Path that she's passionate about. She'll be fantastic at whatever she chooses to focus on
Nai'O: Wholesome, but I maxed out his friendship and haven't thought about him much since then ๐ญ
Najuma: She's cool af. Still want to be her cool older sister/cool aunt
Reth: Should've romanced him instead of Hassian. That's all I have to say
Sifuu: Yes. Still love her. I wish I could romance her instead of her son
Tamala: Still sorry, but the more I talk to her, the less I like her. She just makes me uncomfortable ๐ฌ
Tish: Still think she's lovely. Need a break from the constant, incessant positivity every once in a while
Zeki: My beloved Crime Cat. Love him more every day. Currently my #1 pick for my Shepp and it isn't even close
New!
Subira: At first I was like, come back with a warrant~~ but she's not so bad. Still not ratting out Zeki tho
I was so certain that I was going to romance Reth next, but I think Hassian is getting to me ๐ซฃ
Update
I'm so over him. I'm almost to level 4 romance and it has been a struggle. He got mad that I visited his grove at night, didn't tell me why, and then made me research it at the library? Hell nah. I'd leave his ass so fast. I've been suffering through this to get his portrait tbh
I absolutely get the "rude to everyone, but secretly soft once you get to know him" vibe. But Hassian really put me off almost immediately. Sorry ๐
I don't think I have enough followers to warrant sharing an ask game ๐ ๐
So I'm going to answer a couple from my previous reblog to (hopefully) get things started ๐ฌ
โ๏ธ fave hot drink: coffeeeeee or mulled wine
๐ blorbo in Palia: Jel 100%
๐ฅ otp: Badruu and Delaila are my Palia OTP. I want them to adopt me
โจ๏ธask gameโจ๏ธ
random emoji-based questions to sate your curiosity
personal
๐ eye colour
๐ช๐บ nationality
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ sexuality
๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ gender identity
๐ religion
faves
โ๏ธ hot drink
๐ง cold drink
๐ dish
๐ fruit
๐ฅฆ veggie
๐ holiday
๐ฒ game
๐ sport
๐โโฌ animal
๐ป flower
๐ฆ weather
๐ place
๐ means of transport
fandom faves
๐ blorbo
๐ meow meow
๐ฅ๏ธ otp
๐บ tv show
๐ฌ movie
๐ book
๐ถ musical artist