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Well well well, looks like we finally found the culprit of my dizzy spells, fatigue and lightheaded moments.

And it's a goddamn ear-infection behind my eardrum that's been pestering me for lord knows how long.

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Reth accidentally getting rid of Jel's silk stash somehow and asking Player for help getting some new silk to make a blanket for Jel. It ends up looking like a mess but Jel loves it anyway.

In return, Jel tries to make soup but it fails miserably, but considering the amount of garlic Reth loves it anyway.

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Oh man if only we had a sexy barkeeper who isn't walking around with fertilizer in his pockets-

(S6 why is Nai'o running that booth without our cocktail-shaking Reth helping him? Put the guy in his pirate-fit and add him in there!)

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Addong onto the tags of @poisonarrow98

Reth has a booth with alcoholic drinks, Nai'o has a booth with smoothies and protein shakes, Jel is blackout drunk between the booths but at least he also had his vitamins and minerals I guess.

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Oh man if only we had a sexy barkeeper who isn't walking around with fertilizer in his pockets-

(S6 why is Nai'o running that booth without our cocktail-shaking Reth helping him? Put the guy in his pirate-fit and add him in there!)

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Wouldn't it be Something if there's a new Elderwoods Beast running around Kilima after destroying Jel's shop and making its way to the woods, only to get lassoed by Nai'o and injured by Tish (out of self-defense and fear, she simply held out her scissors really). And while the Beast is locked up and chained down, you'll have to figure out what happened.

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So I decided to write a new novel. A village in a valley, everyone knows one another, a quiet life. Until a couple strangers show up and give everyone an existential crisis.

I have my inspiration. Got music that helps. But - and I hate myself for this - I desire to brainstorm with others and get their input.

It's all in Dutch, though.

[atlas-sweet-tooth]

Nai'o smut below, because I am not immune to the #good boys

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He lost a fight with a sack of potatoes. 😇

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Code red, extreme heatwave, we're not used to this but at least Henry seems to be handling himself.

Thanks buddy.

[redeyeyuna]

Long Eared Bat in a Coconut Shell 🥥

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I need an image of Jel, Stolas and Angel Dust welcoming Jax to the Tall, Lanky and Emotionally Damaged club.

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So apparently coloring your outfit in pride flag colors is a thing in Palia 🏳️‍🌈

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Reth's "feed the tailor" food-diary, day 265.

I decided to write this all down on Reth's behalf because he's busy and I'm sure he'll appreciate me documenting this because OH MY DRAGON!

SO, where to start? Jel was having his nightly walk but took a detour to the farm to listen to Badruu's music (I wonder if Nai'o has talked to him about teaching him to play lute, yet). Apparently, when he was about to leave, Butterball cornered him - I guess she could sense something was going to happen - and Jel started having contractions! At the FARM! Luckily, Badruu walked out of the barn and could help him, and the moo-ing of all the Ormuus woke both Nai'o and Auni up. So Auni was told to run to the village to fetch Chayne, and he passed his mom on the way so she and Sifuu immediately went back to the farm and some humans heard about what was happening and - well, it got a bit chaotic. Word reached the underground, Reth got stressed out wanting to leave, Zeki was all like "wait since when are you dating the tailor?", he at first didn't want to let Reth leave early which led to protests and fireworks being set off, and Reth got out through the sewer grate only to collide with a horse (Eshe should look into safety regulations for that, really).

So, anyway, Nai'o had brought Jel to the farmhouse, the horse-rider felt so bad that they helped Reth rush to the farm, everyone is awake and asking for updates and I'm currently at the Daiya kitchen table waiting because with Delaila, Sifuu, Chayne, Kenyatta and Reth at Jel's side in the bedroom, it all got a bit crowded.

AAAA I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING!

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Reth's "feed the tailor" food-diary, day 250.

Don't tell Jel, but I had to get some Extremely Aged Cheese from Nai'o to satiate his final-trimester-cravings.

I did not know it had been in Sugarfoot's trough.

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Jel starting an intimate apparel line and calling it Victorian's Secret.

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Please S6, add some more lore to Jel. Add some proverbial flesh to him. Grant us a sliver of his backstory. Make him go through Stuff and Events so we can all look and nod and say "oh yeah it makes sense why he's the way he is".

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Fear and loathing in my nerve system.

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Reth's "feed the tailor" food-diary, day 240.

Anch' 'n Grits is the current fave. Whatever floats his boat, I guess. Happy tailor, happy- uh- whatever rhymes and makes sense in this context.

Elouisa dropped by to ask about Jel's "cryptid pregnancy". At first I thought she meant a cryptiC pregnancy, but no, apparently - in her words - 'an expecting vampire is deemed a cryptid pregnancy'.

Once again had to explain Jel doesn't want to trigger his skin condition with more sun exposure, and he's most definitely not a vampire.

... even when he can be draining and sucks sometimes.

Still no names picked. Send help.