I am a tiny turtle

Side blog for theselkieprincess https://at.tumblr.com/theselkieprincess/lx6zqth97cog

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Varang : "What was that?'

(Name): "My shirt fell."

Varang :" It sounded a lot heavier than that."

Quaritch, who immediately checked on them: 'They were in it."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Quaritch , to Varang: "If you see our sweet little Honeybun , give them this message" *makes a neutral face*

Quaritch: "They'll know what it means."

*later*

Varang:"oh, and Quaritch said to give you a message."

Varang: *makes a neutral face*

(Name) : "Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

(Name): "I am convinced Varang and Miles share a brain cell."

Spider: "And it's not in use very often, it seems."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Quaritch, trying to comfort (name) : "What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of wanting to kill you archenemy? I've been there."

(Name), blinking: "They ran out of skittles at the commissary .... do we need to have a chat"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Quaritch: "I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone."

(Name): "Mines just says "Cupcake no."

Quaritch: "I want you to apply it to every possible situation."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Guess who started watching peacemaker, and whose dumb brain wanted to make a meme.

Based on this meme right here

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Raph:" You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong."

Donnie:"I mean I wouldn't because I am never wrong but you can as it is nothing new for you"

(Name): *Sipping their drink after accidentally adding salt*" I just like the way it tastes."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Villain Donnie:" See, the problem is, (Name), you’re playing 3D chess. I’m playing 4D."

(Hero Name): "I’m playing checkers. I don’t know what the heck you’re playing."

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Mikey, to (Name) : "OMIGOSH, we're gonna get you some will to live"

(Name) laying face down on the floor: "Dont want it, give it to Nate"

Donnie laying on the floor next to (Name):"I don't want it either"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Leo, to (Name): "Just found out my entire personality is a trauma response."

(Name) to Leo: "oh I just found you the sky was blue"

Leo:"..."

(Name):"What I thought we were playing a game that involved us stating oblivious facts as if they were new to us"

[lordy2]

Everyone reblog this IMMEDIATELY

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Future Raph: "(Name) has raised some concerns, Donnie"

Future Mikey" their medicinal opinion is that you're a" checking the notes on his tablet "fucking pile of stress"

Future Donnie "am fine, the good doctor just needs to stay in their lane, I don't go down to their sick bay and tell them how to stitch up their dum dum's...in fact, I think we need a second opinion"

Future Mikey: "We got one, we asked Leo"

Future Raph:" he said if you were coral then you would have faced a mass extinction by now"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Draxum: "Care to explain why half of the hidden city is on fire?!?!?"

(Name):" Global warming is a very serious issue"

Donnie:"very serious"

Mikey:"we let Donnie and (name) out on their own"

Leo:"which honestly wasnt a great decision on our part"

Raph rubbing the back of his neck:"Raph really dropped the ball on that one"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Cass:"Leo's mom has got it goin' on"

April:"She's all I want"

Sunita:"And I've waited for so long"

Cass:'Leo, can't you see?"

April:"You're just not the one for me"

Sunita:"I know it might be wrong but"

All three together:"I'm in love with Leo's mom"

(Name):"why thank you girls"

Leo:"I hate all of you"

Donnie:"... Last week they sang that as Donnie's Dad"

Leo:"Thats way worse, that's wrong with you all"

April:"and that the reaction we wanted out of this"

Cass:"though to be fair your mom is hot"

(Name):" I mean Lou was beautiful and Draxum isn't all that bad to look at either"

Donnie:"can everyone please reframe from talking about our parents attractiveness, please"

Leo:"it's disgusting"

Raph:"and it makes Raph uncomfortable"

Mikey:"yeah, even if our mom is the most beautiful person alive, our friends shouldn't comment on it"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Eda to Luz: "My life isn't as glamourous as my wanted poster makes it look."

Luz:"because it's even better"

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Coven guard: "You have the right to remain silent."

King:" I choose to waive that right!"

King: *screaming*

[artemisia-the-turtle]

Raph:'What’s something you guys are better than Donnie at?"

Mikey: "Mario Kart."

Leo: "Yeah, video games."

(Name): "Emotional vulnerability."

Donnie:" Now we all know that's not true"

Donnie: Points at Mikey and Leo

Donnie:"You have never beaten moi at video games"

Leo:"...are we just ignoring (Name's) comment"

(Name):"Am also better at it than both you and Raph too"