Artemposting

It comes out of my mouth and then I posting it here sometimes

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i have to kleep plehing

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call my shit yumbus the way that i sprink

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you know what they say: all nappers nap bed

they do not! they nap floor dumbass. Also who says that? thats not a saying thats an actual fact. thats like saying "you know what they say: snorers snore!" of course snorers fucking snore.

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i have slickening power

[pankendev]

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

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something could happen

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call me doctor suice the way i spip one swish two swish red swish blue swish

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mechsploitation where bowser is the handler and bowser jr is the pilot

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fucks to poopy combo

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believe in the me that doesnt believe in the you unless you do then i do

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you either die a dog or live long enough to see yourself become the puppy

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im smashing on everything

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im a practitioner of the snarts

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bitches love me for my perky tits and my submissive driving

[chips1977]

low lowkey my uncle fucks pigs

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my life is skip pig

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are dog years different because the dog earth orbits the dog sun at a different dog speed?

[ms-nonamebrandtm]

dogspeed is approximately 7x human speed which is why their years are different and why they run so fast

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OHHHHH its their dogpower