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@arteyefact
Why are all your family evil? Real family blues haha
Very funny
Bur Rouge is not evil!!! She is wonderful!!! And so is Zoë!!! (Both of them)
Jury is still out on Kitty
Oh is she? Of course SHES so purr-fect isn't she? Wonderful little anne-mew-rie, makes me wanna tear her chest open!
You don’t look like any demon I’ve come across so far. Not to say they don’t come in all shapes and sizes.
I got a call about a blue demon giving sermons but something tells me you’re just a regular bloke.
@john-bastard-constantine
I’m no demon! I’m a mutant!
Who called you??? If it was my brother who leads the Friends of Humanity just ignore him
I’m Kurt Wagner! And I give sermons because I’m a priest. Not a demon!
*John puts his hands up in vague surrender.*
Relax relax. I don’t need your whole life story, nor do I particularly want it. I can tell you’re just a regular guy, no demon ‘round you. I have a thing for these sorts of things.
She didn’t give a name. Just a sob story. Truly a passionate bloke.
‘Friends of humanity’ eh? Sounds like an interesting organization.
NYAHAHAHA oh yeah it is! Run by my dearest brother~
Our dearest brother whom I do not care for
Awwww don't blame grey-grey it's all her fault
Besides! He's the only one that brought me in since I got here
"As long as I stay human looking" but he's not in charge here
You don’t look like any demon I’ve come across so far. Not to say they don’t come in all shapes and sizes.
I got a call about a blue demon giving sermons but something tells me you’re just a regular bloke.
@john-bastard-constantine
I’m no demon! I’m a mutant!
Who called you??? If it was my brother who leads the Friends of Humanity just ignore him
I’m Kurt Wagner! And I give sermons because I’m a priest. Not a demon!
*John puts his hands up in vague surrender.*
Relax relax. I don’t need your whole life story, nor do I particularly want it. I can tell you’re just a regular guy, no demon ‘round you. I have a thing for these sorts of things.
She didn’t give a name. Just a sob story. Truly a passionate bloke.
‘Friends of humanity’ eh? Sounds like an interesting organization.
NYAHAHAHA oh yeah it is! Run by my dearest brother~
Mewehehe... you volunteer...
Before we go, is the oxygen breathable for mutants? If it's not, let me get an oxygen mask before we go.
MEGA KITTY....
Poof
*before you can respond. You are engulfed in a glittery cloud*
*when it clears, you find not only tour location has changed...*
(Sorry that the drawings are bad. It was done quick. Eye need to fully draw anime girl Kurt. And yes, part of her power involves turning people into anime girls)
WHA- oh dear!
Why are my eyes so big???
And my hair???
Am I in a dress??? Why do I look cute??
Mewehehe
*she appears by him, her staff in hand. The staff looking at kurt*
"Much better isn't it~ mewehehe!"
I am struggling to comprehend what is happening to me....
Am I a magical girl now???
"はい！[yes!] WELCOME TO MY WORLD! mewehehe! Magicat kitty cutie!"
*the world around you is completely anime. It looks 2d even though you interact with it like a 3d world which is disorienting. You find the way you move and talk and everything works differently then your world. Everything works by anime logic. Like how English subtitles appear at the bottom of your field of vision as kitty speaks japanese*
Mewehehe... you volunteer...
Before we go, is the oxygen breathable for mutants? If it's not, let me get an oxygen mask before we go.
MEGA KITTY....
Poof
*before you can respond. You are engulfed in a glittery cloud*
*when it clears, you find not only tour location has changed...*
(Sorry that the drawings are bad. It was done quick. Eye need to fully draw anime girl Kurt. And yes, part of her power involves turning people into anime girls)
WHA- oh dear!
Why are my eyes so big???
And my hair???
Am I in a dress??? Why do I look cute??
Mewehehe
*she appears by him, her staff in hand. The staff looking at kurt*
"Much better isn't it~ mewehehe!"
Mewehehe... you volunteer...
Before we go, is the oxygen breathable for mutants? If it's not, let me get an oxygen mask before we go.
MEGA KITTY....
Poof
*before you can respond. You are engulfed in a glittery cloud*
*when it clears, you find not only tour location has changed...*
(Sorry that the drawings are bad. It was done quick. Eye need to fully draw anime girl Kurt. And yes, part of her power involves turning people into anime girls)
Can you do a call that beef ran off (someone left the door open) and we don't know where he is
DISPATCH ALERT - MAXIMUM PRIORITY
Beef, the Dog, Critical member of the SDN, is MISSING.
Be on the look out for a small, chonky black and white chihuahua.
If spotted, lure him in with dog treats, ham slices, or get Robert or Chase.
This is a PRIORITY CALL. We are calling in all available resources on this one. Unlimited Overtime is activated until this matter is resolved.
*he is having a very good time. He is now covered in blood and running away with a whole chain of sausage links*
(Edit: EYE MEANT TO SAY MUD NOT BLOOD HES COVERED IN MUD)
Ooh
Here doggy
Big demonic hole in the middle of the city. Seems bad. Someone should check that out
(Definately not a trap from a specific demonic mother)
DISPATCH ALERT
Investigate the demonic tear.
Should anything come through, deal with it according. Negotiation is perfected but take action if necessary.
Find a way to seal up the rift.
Protection of civilians is a priority.
Intellect, Charisma and Combat preferred.
Wizard (@the-mighty-wiz) is willing to support and will be on stand by if you think he is needed. He has experience with magic.
I knew I saw something on my morning coffee run. I'm in.
*when he arrives he sees what seems to be a burning demonic rip in reality leading to a void of darkness*
Big demonic hole in the middle of the city. Seems bad. Someone should check that out
(Definately not a trap from a specific demonic mother)
DISPATCH ALERT
Investigate the demonic tear.
Should anything come through, deal with it according. Negotiation is perfected but take action if necessary.
Find a way to seal up the rift.
Protection of civilians is a priority.
Intellect, Charisma and Combat preferred.
Wizard (@the-mighty-wiz) is willing to support and will be on stand by if you think he is needed. He has experience with magic.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
weed. thank you for your time.
Try this
Heroin
No! We're trying to get him off the hard stuff.
I've never had drugs, actually beleive it or not. At least not that I remember. On account of being LOCKED BETWEEN DIMENTIONS for CENTURIES
Anywho
I'm curious
Mom, don't be dramatic. It hasn't been centuries or did you forget how old I am?
More seriously though, how have I done hard drugs but you haven't?
There's no drugs in the between realm and mortal dealers are too scared to sell. And I'm not gonna waste my time running after drug rats.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!
weed. thank you for your time.
Try this
Heroin
No! We're trying to get him off the hard stuff.
I've never had drugs, actually beleive it or not. At least not that I remember. On account of being LOCKED BETWEEN DIMENTIONS for CENTURIES
Anywho
I'm curious
*a giant red tear through reality similar to malevolas is rips through the red ring base*
Oh. That's happening now. Great, just great. Someone get Boss here because what the fuck.
—🦠
(You need to go in. Send whoever ya want)
They sent me to go in, they fucking sent me. Yea, I don't think boss has been liking my performance as of lately.
With much complaint, Psychic enters the red portal.
—🌗
*psychic finds themself in a city similar to theirs exept more metal and industrial*
Oh. Nice, I guess. Uhm...
Psychic explored the place she was dropped into without any vigor.
—🌗
*there's armed folks in the streets looking for someone*
Deciding she doesn't want to be said person they're looking for, she uses her telekinesis power to float up and away from the people's eyes.
—🌗
*they weren't looking for her before but they sure are now that she's using powers. They turn on her*
*a giant red tear through reality similar to malevolas is rips through the red ring base*
Oh. That's happening now. Great, just great. Someone get Boss here because what the fuck.
—🦠
(You need to go in. Send whoever ya want)
They sent me to go in, they fucking sent me. Yea, I don't think boss has been liking my performance as of lately.
With much complaint, Psychic enters the red portal.
—🌗
*psychic finds themself in a city similar to theirs exept more metal and industrial*
Oh. Nice, I guess. Uhm...
Psychic explored the place she was dropped into without any vigor.
—🌗
*there's armed folks in the streets looking for someone*
*a giant red tear through reality similar to malevolas is rips through the red ring base*
Oh. That's happening now. Great, just great. Someone get Boss here because what the fuck.
—🦠
(You need to go in. Send whoever ya want)
They sent me to go in, they fucking sent me. Yea, I don't think boss has been liking my performance as of lately.
With much complaint, Psychic enters the red portal.
—🌗
*psychic finds themself in a city similar to theirs exept more metal and industrial*
*a giant red tear through reality similar to malevolas is rips through the red ring base*
Oh. That's happening now. Great, just great. Someone get Boss here because what the fuck.
—🦠
(You need to go in. Send whoever ya want)
Just found out about your little pet
Well whaddya know, like mother like daughter~
-pandemonica
(Pandemonica and hellhound)
Okay, she's not my pet. Though she is a cutie and I do kinda wanna keep her.
I was referring to your strange horny bat
Perhaps we should put him and jackal on a lil playdate~
MAL, PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO HER. I DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOUR MOM’S PET.
Aw~ yippy little thing.
MAL, HELP, YOUR MOM IS BEING WEIRD.
What the fuck?!
Mom! Sonar is even less of a pet! Stay away from him!
Exactly! I’m an actual guy, a person!
Uh, sorry babe, she's a succubus. Guys are basically not really people to them... but I totally agree with you, 100%!
That’s-
Ah… well, at least that means it wasn’t all racism..?
Racist?
Honey, all men are judged purely by sin
Dude… I get why you’d target me specifically, but saying ‘all men’ is a huge generalization.
You think I'm making a generalization?
Humans are judged by sin, man woman or other. Not wealth not personhood but sin
You'll learn that someday
Dude… this doesn’t justify calling me a ‘pet’…
Oh that?
That's just because I'm a bitch darling
Just found out about your little pet
Well whaddya know, like mother like daughter~
-pandemonica
(Pandemonica and hellhound)
Okay, she's not my pet. Though she is a cutie and I do kinda wanna keep her.
I was referring to your strange horny bat
Perhaps we should put him and jackal on a lil playdate~
MAL, PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO HER. I DO NOT WANT TO MEET YOUR MOM’S PET.
Aw~ yippy little thing.
MAL, HELP, YOUR MOM IS BEING WEIRD.
What the fuck?!
Mom! Sonar is even less of a pet! Stay away from him!
You really need to keep your men on a leash, what if they get loose?
Mom, I know you have a massive cult of men who are into the whole leash thing but I need to remind you that not everyone is like that.
And again, Sonar is not my pet!
How do you keep yours from running off?
