Ello mates. It’s me. Your favorite working class warlock and exorcist: John fucking Constantine. Or Hellblazer if you’re feeling formal.
What introduction do I really need? Let’s see. Bisexual, He/Him, hitched up in Liverpool, London, chronic smoker, been messing with magic since I was wee lad.
I deal with matters of the occult and that sort of funny business. Call me if you need unnatural assistance. Don’t if you don’t.











