Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but Iโm wondering if is this account is haunted.
Since I feel like thereโs a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It canโt be just me who can feel that!
DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.
Huh?! Whatโs going on?!
Again! I have to be losing my mind!
SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!
Whoโs Big Dylan?
AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?
โฆNo?
Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me
WHAT?!
*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*
Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!
WE'RE ALL GONNA DDIIEEEE!!!
OH MY GOD! I SAW THE NEWS!
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE BIG DYLAN GUY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA
JESUS CHRIST! WITH HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE WE SHOULD LET DYLAN TAKE YOU FIRST!
WHAT?! NONONONO BUT I DONโT WANT TO DIE!
OOOOOH DON'T LOOK BUT DYLANS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*RUNS AWAY*
Wait! No, son, he was just!-
*sigh..*









