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@master-shake-the-mic-ruler
whag the fuck is going on i'm scared
Surely it can't be that BaOH.
Ooohhh. ☹️
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
FUCK YOU this shit is happening because of YOU and YOUR DEBAUCHEROUS HOMESTUCK WAYS
so like you know the guy you're beefing with right. you know he's also beefing with what you might call a homestuck character right
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
whag the fuck is going on i'm scared
Surely it can't be that BaOH.
Ooohhh. ☹️
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING
FUCK YOU this shit is happening because of YOU and YOUR DEBAUCHEROUS HOMESTUCK WAYS
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
#CORRNNNYYYY WE GOT CORNO OVER HERE
A talking cup? Man what has Wilbur done this time…uh who are you little buddy?
LITTLE BUDDY?! WHO YOU CALLIN' BUDDY, PISSY WISSY BOT!? IM THE MASTER SHAKE! AND THE LAST THING I AM IS LITTLE! RESPECT MY NAME, URINE-MAN!
like you arent full of piss yourself #snackwatch #notlikethattho
Thanks for defending me but uh, who are you exactly? Or what are you? (What timeline am I in…)
my name is the noise and i own noise tv which is a very good tv station and also a very good youtube channel you should watch my videos
btw youre in blorbotown shit ass name for a town but im not the mayor so what ever
DO NOT WATCH HIS SHIT👎👎👎👎IT SUCKS YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME
if you do so much as smirk you go to hell
SHUT THE FUCK UP
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!
OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..
"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!
WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!
THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!
WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?
NONONONNONONONONONONNONONONO
WAIT ... IM EVEN SENSING A BIGGER AWARD.
KITEMAN WILL ALSO GET AN ENDLESS LIFE SUPPLY OF CASA BONITA AND KFC CHICKEN SKIN?!? WOW!!!!! TALK ABOUT A SUPERSTAR, THAT'S AMAZING! AND YOU GOT NONE OF IT. NOT EVEN ZIP!
WHATTTT?????????? NONONONONONONONO GET ME THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!! KAHL DOESN’T DESERVE THAT AWARD!!!! YOU ARE MAKING KAHL EVEN MORE SMUG THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!!
WELL I CAN'T JUST FIND IT FOR YOU...YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT YOURSELF! UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU WANT KYLE TO BE THE SUPERSTAR?
I’LL SHOW YOU, SPOILED MILKSHAKE ASSHOLE!!! I’LL GET THAT SUPERSTAR AND YOU ARE GOING TO CRY ABOUT HOW AWESOME I AM AND NOW UNKEWL YOU ARE COMPARED TO ME!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! WELL GOOD LUCK, PORKY!!!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!
OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..
"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!
WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!
THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!
WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?
NONONONNONONONONONONNONONONO
WAIT ... IM EVEN SENSING A BIGGER AWARD.
KITEMAN WILL ALSO GET AN ENDLESS LIFE SUPPLY OF CASA BONITA AND KFC CHICKEN SKIN?!? WOW!!!!! TALK ABOUT A SUPERSTAR, THAT'S AMAZING! AND YOU GOT NONE OF IT. NOT EVEN ZIP!
WHATTTT?????????? NONONONONONONONO GET ME THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!! KAHL DOESN’T DESERVE THAT AWARD!!!! YOU ARE MAKING KAHL EVEN MORE SMUG THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!!
WELL I CAN'T JUST FIND IT FOR YOU...YOU HAVE TO LOOK FOR IT YOURSELF! UNLESS OF COURSE, YOU WANT KYLE TO BE THE SUPERSTAR?
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!
OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..
"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!
WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!
THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!
WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?
NONONONNONONONONONONNONONONO
WAIT ... IM EVEN SENSING A BIGGER AWARD.
KITEMAN WILL ALSO GET AN ENDLESS LIFE SUPPLY OF CASA BONITA AND KFC CHICKEN SKIN?!? WOW!!!!! TALK ABOUT A SUPERSTAR, THAT'S AMAZING! AND YOU GOT NONE OF IT. NOT EVEN ZIP!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!
OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..
"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!
WHAT???? I WANT A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!!!
THIS ISN’T FAIR!!! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE FUCKING HUMAN KITE AS AN ACTUAL SUPERHERO!!
WELL, WE'RE ALL GONNA SEE HIM FLYING THROUGH THE AIR ANY MOMENT NOW... I CAN SEE IT NOW. ALL THE FANS, THE APPLAUSE, THE MOVIES, THE FAME... KINDA SAD YOU HAVE TO MISS OUT ON IT, HUH?
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!
OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..
"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEN YA BETTER START LOOKING! BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SENSE THEM STARTING TO FLY TO KYLE! THEY EVEN WANNA GIVE HIM A SUPERHERO IDENTITY!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
WHA—HOW????? I NEED THAT SUPERSTAR!!!
OOOH BUT IT'S EVEN WORSE! I CAN HEAR THEM.... THEY'RE SPEAKING TO ME.. THEY'RE SAYING. UH ..
"MASTER SHAKE.. WE WANT KYLE, WE'RE GOING TO MAGICALLY TELEPORT TO KYLE AND GIVE KYLE THE SUPERPOWER!"
AIN'T THAT SOMETHING?! SEEMS LIKE YOU REALLY WEREN'T THE CHOSEN ONE AFTER ALL ..
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
WHAT? NUH UHHH!!!!
YEAHHH HUH! I CAN FEEL IT! THE POWER.. OU NOO...
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
I’m waterproof down to my circuits and I’m pretty sure I can survive sharks…little buddy
DIDN'T I SAY TO STOP CALLING ME THAT, URINE-BOY?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!
Let’s see…
Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKAAGHHHHHHHHHH STEEL HURTS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did you expect-EWWWW
How long has it been since you’ve gotten up from that armchair?! EYUCK!
OWCCHHHH.. I LAST TOOK A SHOWER 9 MONTHS AGOOO.. BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU-?!
BECAUSE YOU SMELL LIKE YOU BELONG IN THE STONE AGE
YOUR TAKING A SHOWER RIGHT NOW
NO! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NOOOO!!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
I’m waterproof down to my circuits and I’m pretty sure I can survive sharks…little buddy
DIDN'T I SAY TO STOP CALLING ME THAT, URINE-BOY?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!
Let’s see…
Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKAAGHHHHHHHHHH STEEL HURTS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did you expect-EWWWW
How long has it been since you’ve gotten up from that armchair?! EYUCK!
OWCCHHHH.. I LAST TOOK A SHOWER 9 MONTHS AGOOO.. BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU-?!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
I’m waterproof down to my circuits and I’m pretty sure I can survive sharks…little buddy
DIDN'T I SAY TO STOP CALLING ME THAT, URINE-BOY?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!
Let’s see…
Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy Little Buddy
THAT'S IT!!!!!!!! TASTE THE RAINBOW, MOTHERFUCKAAGHHHHHHHHHH STEEL HURTS AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
I’m waterproof down to my circuits and I’m pretty sure I can survive sharks…little buddy
DIDN'T I SAY TO STOP CALLING ME THAT, URINE-BOY?! IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU DO IT AGAIN!!!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
Oil pool? Huh?
That’s not a thing are you going insane
But you're a robot! Unless you wanna jump into a WATER pool with SHARKS in which case I'm happy to oblige and push you in!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
#CORRNNNYYYY WE GOT CORNO OVER HERE
A talking cup? Man what has Wilbur done this time…uh who are you little buddy?
LITTLE BUDDY?! WHO YOU CALLIN' BUDDY, PISSY WISSY BOT!? IM THE MASTER SHAKE! AND THE LAST THING I AM IS LITTLE! RESPECT MY NAME, URINE-MAN!
OKAY RUDE? I don’t even know you and I’ll have you know I’m GOLD, and from 2037! You’re like six decades behind on a shower with those grease stains!
EXCUSE ME, GREASE STAINS!? THESE ARE MARKS OF PRIDE!!
*Spongebob stinky smell sfx starts to play as he raises an arm up.*
AND 2037?? PLEASE! I'VE SEEN WAY MORE FUTURISTIC THINGS THAN YOU! Frylock is way cooler than you and he always has his head up his ass! I think you're a liar, you can't be from the future! You're too yellow and oily!
EUGHH! Make that a CENTURY behind on a deep clean!
And who in the name of Cornelius is Frylock?? Is this Frylock a robot are-
Are you a sentient robot.
Uhhhh?? No?!
Why would I be a dorky robot full of wires and screws?!
I'M Master Shake! And I don't know your name.. so I'm gonna call you Poopy-Doopy!
Because why else would you be talking? And smelling and looking so nasty? You look like you rely on your successful 1900s friends to work their 12 hour coal mine shifts just so you can laze off!
And my name is Carl!
HEY! DON'T-CARL..?
REALLY? YOUR NAME IS CARL?!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH!! AHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER! AGAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Why are you laughing like that? Your name is LITERALLY MASTER SHAKE! YOUR NAMED AFTER A DRINK WHO WERE YOUR PARENTS
CARL!!! CARL!!! CAARLLL!! OH, YOU HAVE NOO IDEA HOW FUNNY THIS IS TO ME! HERE, LEMME SHOW YA MY FRIEND MEATWAD! OH I THINK HE'S GONNA WANT TO JUMP INTO THAT POOL OF YOURS!
Man this merch, it always manages to capture my smile🩷
HELLLL NAHHH WE GOT FUCKIN CLANKERS HERE????
CARTMAN!!! I THINK I SEE THAT SUPERSTAR STARTING TO MELT AWAY!!! OH NO!!
I NEED A SUPERSTAR TO DEAL WITH ALL YOU GREASEBALLS
DON'T YOU CALL ME A GREASEBALL.. CARL!!! AHAHAHAHAH!! CARL! CARL! CARL! LET ME INTO YOUR TURBO OIL POOL, CARL!
