The One and only Host of the Muppet Show!

Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here with an all new and official MUPPETS TUMBLR PAGE!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

Ummm.... Was somebody here before me?

Why does it feel that way?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh, it appears like everyone new here has that feeling…

Anyways, it’s a pleasure to meet you, young lady! I’m Kermit the Frog!

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

Oh!! Hello there, Mr. Kermit! I'm Iroha Nijiue! You look really fun to draw, can I just say?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

I do? Why, no one’s ever told me that before! Thank you, Iroha!

[iroha-nijiue-ultimate-painter]

Ummm.... Was somebody here before me?

Why does it feel that way?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh, it appears like everyone new here has that feeling…

Anyways, it’s a pleasure to meet you, young lady! I’m Kermit the Frog!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[rosabelle-fruits]

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?!

[rosabelle-fruits]

*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DDIIEEEE!!!

[youjustgotluigid]

OH MY GOD! I SAW THE NEWS!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE BIG DYLAN GUY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

JESUS CHRIST! WITH HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE WE SHOULD LET DYLAN TAKE YOU FIRST!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT?! NONONONO BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOOOH DON'T LOOK BUT DYLANS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

HEY! That was very rude of you! He was justifiably terrified and you scaring him even more is not making him feel any better!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[rosabelle-fruits]

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?!

[rosabelle-fruits]

*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

*He skims through the newspaper slowly becoming horrified after every sentence*

He..WHAT?! That’s terrible!! He didn’t seem that bad from the picture!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[rosabelle-fruits]

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[arthur-the-worm]

Common occurrence, it seems!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WOAH! Pardon me, but do I know you? You look very familiar!

[arthur-the-worm]

Ahh.. just call me Arthur, son! I heard you're a celebrity, that true?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Ahh, I guess you can call me that! It’s a pleasure to meet you, Arthur!

Must be some crazy deja vu then… I could’ve sworn I seen this worm on the news years ago…maybe some kind of shooting? hm.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[arthur-the-worm]

Common occurrence, it seems!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WOAH! Pardon me, but do I know you? You look very familiar!

[poppetoiter]

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

[justastringlessballoonig]

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

[poppetoiter]

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

[broflovski69]

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

[poppetoiter]

i agre and im 3 weks old!

[broflovski69]

you know im right when a three week old agrees with me heh!!!

[poppetoiter]

hmmmm... oky we ned a lawyr!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

i know im kind of the “victim” here but if theres no lawyer then i will..

[poppetoiter]

oki!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

i say that….BALLOON IS INNOCENT!!

[poppetoiter]

rly?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

yes!! This was just a mistake my dad made! me and balloon are best friends since ii2!!

[poppetoiter]

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

[justastringlessballoonig]

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

[poppetoiter]

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

[broflovski69]

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

[poppetoiter]

i agre and im 3 weks old!

[broflovski69]

you know im right when a three week old agrees with me heh!!!

[poppetoiter]

hmmmm... oky we ned a lawyr!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

i know im kind of the “victim” here but if theres no lawyer then i will..

[poppetoiter]

oki!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

i say that….BALLOON IS INNOCENT!!

[poppetoiter]

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

[justastringlessballoonig]

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

[poppetoiter]

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

[broflovski69]

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

[poppetoiter]

i agre and im 3 weks old!

[broflovski69]

you know im right when a three week old agrees with me heh!!!

[poppetoiter]

hmmmm... oky we ned a lawyr!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

i know im kind of the “victim” here but if theres no lawyer then i will..

[poppetoiter]

helo i judg todyy... is babos trial for tkking to suitcse @justastringlessballoonig wat do u hav to sy

[justastringlessballoonig]

FIRST OF ALL, WHY IS A BABY A JUDGE)!!!?!! AND SECOND OF ALL, TTTHHIS IS JUST AN ACCIDENT!!! I SHOULDNT EVEN BEHEREEHELLLPPLPPP

[poppetoiter]

hm wel ur a meanie so brig in prosectur @ultimatekingofsarcasm

[broflovski69]

AHEM…i say that balloon is guilty because he is just an annoying bitch and i mean he talked to suitcase and yk you shouldn’t talk to her with her dads consent amirite??

[jobsarethebestthingever]

YEA!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

dad…

[littlebotterfly]

Hii!! I’m excited to meet you all!! :D

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

why, same here suga!!

[littlebotterfly]

why thank you!!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

of course suga! why aren't you as cute as a bunch of buzzin bees in the middle of a breezy may!?

[littlebotterfly]

thanks again!! ^^

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

and yer as polite as a lil' sugarcube!! ah, you're just a sweetpea!!!!!!!

[littlebotterfly]

^^

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

what's yer name!? i outta know a little sweethearts name like yers!

[littlebotterfly]

its bot!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

DAWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE NAME!!!!!!

well, ya can call me rosewater, sweetie!

[littlebotterfly]

ah, its nice to meet you, rosewater! youre just so sweet!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

ah shucks, yer the sweet one here!

[littlebotterfly]

daww,, you too!! you have been so nice to me even tho i dont really know you yet!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

why.. i sure do hope there's more of yall cute objects cuz yer certainly adorable!!

[littlebotterfly]

there is!!! ^^

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

WHY THAT JUST MAKES MA LIL LOCUST HEART FLUTTER WITH JOY!!!!

[littlebotterfly]

yeah!! i dont really got all of their accounts but i do know @inanimateinsanitysnumber1fan, @sciencerules4213, and @justastringlessballoonig!! theyre the ones who are the closest to me right now that i know has a tumblr! and i think nickel has a tumblr too hmm..

[justastringlessballoonig]

hii bot!!! im so happy you got a tumblr since no one really likes me here except suitcase..

[jobsarethebestthingever]

👁‍🗨

[justastringlessballoonig]

uhmmm why are you looking at me like that?? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG???

[jobsarethebestthingever]

👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨

[justastringlessballoonig]

IM JUST GONNA TAKE THAT AS A YES…,,,,..

[jobsarethebestthingever]

GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FIEND

[justastringlessballoonig]

WHAT??!??

[jobsarethebestthingever]

IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU!

[justastringlessballoonig]

NONONONONNO PLEASE IM INNOCENT!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!

[jobsarethebestthingever]

THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED YOU MANIAC!

[justastringlessballoonig]

NONONONONONONNONONONONONOIDIDNTDOANYTHINGWRONGISWEARRRR

[jobsarethebestthingever]

COPS, GET THIS CREEP FOR TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

DAD—?!?!!

[jobsarethebestthingever]

SUITCASE DONT WORRY HES GETTING ARRESTED, AND GUESS WHAT! HIS TRIAL WILL BE TODAY!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?! DAD, YOU CANT FO THAT TO BALLOON!! HES MY-

[jobsarethebestthingever]

ITS OKAY! DONT WORRY WE'LL BE SAFE!

[justastringlessballoonig]

HOLLY SHIT THERES POLICE CARS AT MY HOUSE HELLPPPPPP NONKOOKNOOOOOMINNOCENTTT

[jobsarethebestthingever]

HOPE YOURE EXCITED FOR THE TRIAL TODAY!

[justastringlessballoonig]

NOOOOOOIMSORRYYIMSOER

[jobsarethebestthingever]

GOODBYE CREEP!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

dad….

[littlebotterfly]

Hii!! I’m excited to meet you all!! :D

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

why, same here suga!!

[littlebotterfly]

why thank you!!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

of course suga! why aren't you as cute as a bunch of buzzin bees in the middle of a breezy may!?

[littlebotterfly]

thanks again!! ^^

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

and yer as polite as a lil' sugarcube!! ah, you're just a sweetpea!!!!!!!

[littlebotterfly]

^^

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

what's yer name!? i outta know a little sweethearts name like yers!

[littlebotterfly]

its bot!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

DAWWW!!! WHAT A CUTE NAME!!!!!!

well, ya can call me rosewater, sweetie!

[littlebotterfly]

ah, its nice to meet you, rosewater! youre just so sweet!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

ah shucks, yer the sweet one here!

[littlebotterfly]

daww,, you too!! you have been so nice to me even tho i dont really know you yet!!

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

why.. i sure do hope there's more of yall cute objects cuz yer certainly adorable!!

[littlebotterfly]

there is!!! ^^

[rosewatertheluckylocust]

WHY THAT JUST MAKES MA LIL LOCUST HEART FLUTTER WITH JOY!!!!

[littlebotterfly]

yeah!! i dont really got all of their accounts but i do know @inanimateinsanitysnumber1fan, @sciencerules4213, and @justastringlessballoonig!! theyre the ones who are the closest to me right now that i know has a tumblr! and i think nickel has a tumblr too hmm..

[justastringlessballoonig]

hii bot!!! im so happy you got a tumblr since no one really likes me here except suitcase..

[jobsarethebestthingever]

👁‍🗨

[justastringlessballoonig]

uhmmm why are you looking at me like that?? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG???

[jobsarethebestthingever]

👁‍🗨 👁‍🗨

[justastringlessballoonig]

IM JUST GONNA TAKE THAT AS A YES…,,,,..

[jobsarethebestthingever]

GET AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU FIEND

[justastringlessballoonig]

WHAT??!??

[jobsarethebestthingever]

IM CALLING THE POLICE ON YOU!

[justastringlessballoonig]

NONONONONNO PLEASE IM INNOCENT!! I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!

[jobsarethebestthingever]

THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED YOU MANIAC!

[justastringlessballoonig]

NONONONONONONNONONONONONOIDIDNTDOANYTHINGWRONGISWEARRRR

[jobsarethebestthingever]

COPS, GET THIS CREEP FOR TALKING TO MY DAUGHTER!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

DAD—?!?!!

[jobsarethebestthingever]

SUITCASE DONT WORRY HES GETTING ARRESTED, AND GUESS WHAT! HIS TRIAL WILL BE TODAY!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?! DAD, YOU CANT FO THAT TO BALLOON!! HES MY-