CO-OWNER OF SUPER MARIO BROS. PLUMBING!

Its-a-me, LUIGI! Younger brother of Mario! “Cause at Super Mario Brothers Plumbing, we dont say ‘lets-a-wait’ we say ‘LETS-A-GO!’”

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Good to see you, Lugs! I heard there was some traction for this town so I just decided to come over! Extra bonus points knowing you just so happen to be here, too!

[youjustgotluigid]

….

Baddd idea….

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Hm? Why's that?

[youjustgotluigid]

There’s this scary Big Dylan guy rampaging town!!!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

SAY WHA?!

Well, I'm not scared of No Dylan! And you shouldn't be either, Lugs! You're a real strong guy! I know that!

[youjustgotluigid]

I wouldn’t say I’m that strong…

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Aw, hey, don't say that! You are that strong! I know you don't believe that but I do, because I've seen it myself! Just believe in yourself more, Lugs. Because I know just how awesome you can be!

[youjustgotluigid]

I…

[kewlest-person-ever]

Dawwwwww… Do you two wanna find someplace else so you can make out??

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT????

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Good to see you, Lugs! I heard there was some traction for this town so I just decided to come over! Extra bonus points knowing you just so happen to be here, too!

[youjustgotluigid]

….

Baddd idea….

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Hm? Why's that?

[youjustgotluigid]

There’s this scary Big Dylan guy rampaging town!!!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

SAY WHA?!

Well, I'm not scared of No Dylan! And you shouldn't be either, Lugs! You're a real strong guy! I know that!

[youjustgotluigid]

I wouldn’t say I’m that strong…

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Aw, hey, don't say that! You are that strong! I know you don't believe that but I do, because I've seen it myself! Just believe in yourself more, Lugs. Because I know just how awesome you can be!

[youjustgotluigid]

I…

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Good to see you, Lugs! I heard there was some traction for this town so I just decided to come over! Extra bonus points knowing you just so happen to be here, too!

[youjustgotluigid]

….

Baddd idea….

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Hm? Why's that?

[youjustgotluigid]

There’s this scary Big Dylan guy rampaging town!!!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

SAY WHA?!

Well, I'm not scared of No Dylan! And you shouldn't be either, Lugs! You're a real strong guy! I know that!

[youjustgotluigid]

I wouldn’t say I’m that strong…

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Good to see you, Lugs! I heard there was some traction for this town so I just decided to come over! Extra bonus points knowing you just so happen to be here, too!

[youjustgotluigid]

….

Baddd idea….

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Hm? Why's that?

[youjustgotluigid]

There’s this scary Big Dylan guy rampaging town!!!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Good to see you, Lugs! I heard there was some traction for this town so I just decided to come over! Extra bonus points knowing you just so happen to be here, too!

[youjustgotluigid]

….

Baddd idea….

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

Exactly!

Oh, hey luigi!

[youjustgotluigid]

AH!!!!

D-Daisy!

What..What are you doing here????

[kewlest-person-ever]

@broflovski69 YOU ARE NOT GETTING MAH SUPERSTAR YOU FUCKING JOO!!!

GODDAMNIT, I KNOW YOU ARE GREEDY BUT NOT THIS GREEDY!! THIS IS TOO FAR!! WAYYY TOO FAR!

I’LL GET TO THAT SUPERSTAR FIRST AND SHOW IT TO YOU AND THAT STUPIIDDD MILKSHAKE’S FACE AND SEE THAT I AM ACTUALLY THE KEWLEST AND MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER!!

[princess-of-sarasaland]

... you're joking, right?

[kewlest-person-ever]

NO I’M SO SERIOUSLY!!! I’M GONNA GET THAT SUPERSTAR IF IT’S THE LAST THING I DO!

[youjustgotluigid]

NONONONO LITTLE BOY, DON’T GET THE SUPERSTAR!! IT’S TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO HANDLE!!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YES, CARTMAN. YOU'LL GET ALL THE AUTHORITY YOU COULD EVER WANT!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…..

….I HAVE TO FIND THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP!!! YOU GO AND DO THAT! LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!

[youjustgotluigid]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU’VE SCREWED US ALLL!!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WHAT'S WITH YA?! WE ALL KNOW THE SUPERSTAR IS ONLY AN URBAN LEGEND! IT AIN'T REAL!

[youjustgotluigid]

ONLY AN URBAN LEGEND??? ONLY AN URBAN LEGEND????!!!!!

You DO NOT want to know what will happen if the Superstar gets into the wrong hands! IT’S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

Well it's not going to get into the wrong hands.. BECAUSE IT'S NOT REAAALLL!!!!!

[youjustgotluigid]

YOU’LL REGRET SAYING THAT AFTER ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE WHEN A LITTLE BOY GETS ALL POWERFUL BECAUSE OF YOU!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YES, CARTMAN. YOU'LL GET ALL THE AUTHORITY YOU COULD EVER WANT!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…..

….I HAVE TO FIND THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP!!! YOU GO AND DO THAT! LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!

[youjustgotluigid]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU’VE SCREWED US ALLL!!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

WHAT'S WITH YA?! WE ALL KNOW THE SUPERSTAR IS ONLY AN URBAN LEGEND! IT AIN'T REAL!

[youjustgotluigid]

ONLY AN URBAN LEGEND??? ONLY AN URBAN LEGEND????!!!!!

You DO NOT want to know what will happen if the Superstar gets into the wrong hands! IT’S TERRIBLE!!!!!!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…It makes me kewler than Kahl???

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP! YOU COULD EXPLODE HIM WITH YOUR TOTALLY REAL AND AWESOME POWERS!

[kewlest-person-ever]

Explode Kahl with extremely kewl and awesome powers..????

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD EVEN PUT HIS ASHES IN A LITTLE JAR AND BULLY HIM... FOREVER!!!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…I GOT AUTHORITAH????!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YES, CARTMAN. YOU'LL GET ALL THE AUTHORITY YOU COULD EVER WANT!

[kewlest-person-ever]

…..

….I HAVE TO FIND THAT SUPERSTAR!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUP!!! YOU GO AND DO THAT! LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT!!! AHAHAHAHHA!!

[youjustgotluigid]

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU’VE SCREWED US ALLL!!!!!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT??? THE SUPERSTAR????!!! NO!!! KID, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD BECOME ... MIGHTY!!! AIN'T THAT' EXCITING?!

[youjustgotluigid]

YOU ARE GOING TO DOOM US ALL!!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET, ITALIAN! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT AIN'T REAL.

NOW BIGGIE' BOY. GONNA PROVE TO US YOU'RE A BIGGIE FOREVER...?

[youjustgotluigid]

BUT IT IS REAL! THE SUPERSTAR IS REAL!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

NO THE HELL IT AIN'T, ITALY-NOODLE! YA GOT NOO PROOF!

[youjustgotluigid]

I GOT PROOF!! IT-IT’S JUST I DON’T HAVE ANY PHOTOS OR ANYTHING!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT??? THE SUPERSTAR????!!! NO!!! KID, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD BECOME ... MIGHTY!!! AIN'T THAT' EXCITING?!

[youjustgotluigid]

YOU ARE GOING TO DOOM US ALL!!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET, ITALIAN! YOU AND I BOTH KNOW IT AIN'T REAL.

NOW BIGGIE' BOY. GONNA PROVE TO US YOU'RE A BIGGIE FOREVER...?

[youjustgotluigid]

BUT IT IS REAL! THE SUPERSTAR IS REAL!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT??? THE SUPERSTAR????!!! NO!!! KID, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YOU COULD BECOME ... MIGHTY!!! AIN'T THAT' EXCITING?!

[youjustgotluigid]

YOU ARE GOING TO DOOM US ALL!!!!!!

[broflovski69]

So Cartman had to BEG me to download Tumblr for a bet…

But DAMN. I feel like there was some corny, sadistic nickel using this account before me!

When I signed up, I heard this annoying, grating voice telling me to not make an account!

I SWEAR TO GOD, I AM NOT BULLSHITTING. There was a fucking ghost here trying to HARASS ME into not making account! Seriously! They were saying antisemitic shit to my EAR! THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS GENUINELY WORSE THAN CARTMAN.

Does Tumblr know about this?! God, maybe I should contact support about this if this crap keeps happening!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

MAN, YOU CHOSE THE WORST TIME TO COME OM HERE!!! A MURDERER IS ON THE LOOSE!

[broflovski69]

HUH? A MURDERER?

[dennis-the-aardvark]

THEY CALL HIM BIG DYLAN OR SO IVE HEARD..

[kewlest-person-ever]

FUCKING PUSSY! BIG DYLAN IS NOT EVEN SCARY!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

Well look at you! Seems like Dylan isn't the only big thing in the room...

[kewlest-person-ever]

HEY!!!!!! I’M NOT BIG!!!!!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

QUIET I KNOW HOW TO TELL WITH THIS KID

YO BIG ' BOY! LISTEN UP!

YOU WANNA PROVE TO US YOU AREN'T BIG?

THEY SAY THERE'S A HIDDEN COSMIC ARTIFACT OUT THERE KNOWN AS THE SUPERSTAR.

YOU COULD TOTALLY GO AND FIND IT FOR US!!! PROVE YOU'RE ON THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!! *PFFT..*

[kewlest-person-ever]

I’M NOT BI—

W-what did you say…?

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

YUUPPP.

THEY SAY THAT ONCE YA' FIND THE THING IT GIVES YOU UNIMAGINABLE POWER. SO MUCH POWER YA WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. YOU COULD EVEN SPAWN YOURSELF 50 CASA BONITAS! EVEN MORE!

Now NOBODY KNOWS WHEREEE THE SUPERSTAR IS THOUGH. SO, GOOD LUCK!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT??? THE SUPERSTAR????!!! NO!!! KID, DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[rosabelle-fruits]

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?!

[rosabelle-fruits]

*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DDIIEEEE!!!

[youjustgotluigid]

OH MY GOD! I SAW THE NEWS!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE BIG DYLAN GUY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

JESUS CHRIST! WITH HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE WE SHOULD LET DYLAN TAKE YOU FIRST!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT?! NONONONO BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

OOOOOH DON'T LOOK BUT DYLANS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!

[youjustgotluigid]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*RUNS AWAY*

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[rosabelle-fruits]

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?!

[rosabelle-fruits]

*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DDIIEEEE!!!

[youjustgotluigid]

OH MY GOD! I SAW THE NEWS!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE BIG DYLAN GUY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA

[master-shake-the-mic-ruler]

JESUS CHRIST! WITH HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE WE SHOULD LET DYLAN TAKE YOU FIRST!

[youjustgotluigid]

WHAT?! NONONONO BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Hi-ho! Apologies for the first post to NOT be an introduction, but I’m wondering if is this account is haunted.

Since I feel like there’s a ghost of a suitcase with two legs flying around! It can’t be just me who can feel that!

[dennis-the-aardvark]

DO ME A FAVOUR AND LOOK AT THE NEWS FOR ME.

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Huh?! What’s going on?!

Again! I have to be losing my mind!

[gammarie-rocks]

SOME GUY NAMED BIG DYLAN IS ON THE LOOSE!!!

[kermit-the-frog1955]

Who’s Big Dylan?

[ask-scp-5045-1-farmer]

AINT HE INTIMIDATIN'?

[kermit-the-frog1955]

…No?

[rosabelle-fruits]

Apparently, he's known for breaking into peoples houses and killing them! Well, he slaps his big belly at first though.. that's even scarier to me

[kermit-the-frog1955]

WHAT?!

[rosabelle-fruits]

*The fruit vendor hands Kermit a newspaper before walking away*

Here, that documents everything he's done in the past!

[ask-scp-5045-2]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DDIIEEEE!!!

[youjustgotluigid]

OH MY GOD! I SAW THE NEWS!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM THE BIG DYLAN GUY!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAA