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Fandoms I write for:
• Red Dead Redemption 1 & 2
• Stranger Things
• NBC Hannibal
• Stardew Valley
• Spiderverse
• Scott Pilgrim
• Good Omens
• Baldur’s Gate 3
• DCU (Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Jaime Reyes)
And more
Fresh out of the oven, gender nonspecific fellas <3
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Also. I kneel at the feet of the best beta of them all, @willgrahamsbouncingbulge
Read this please. Heron really worked hard on this and it is funny and horny💪🏻 I am honored to have seen its bones
Fresh out of the oven, gender nonspecific fellas <3
Meow meow meow ˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ read my fic
Also. I kneel at the feet of the best beta of them all, @willgrahamsbouncingbulge
always confuses me when people get upset when they find freaks in the freaky fandoms…..like babe the fork IS going to be in the kitchen. just cause you’re not that flavor of freak you’re still in the kitchen too. and since we’re ALL in the kitchen we really shouldn’t be shaming the other utensils here.
I’m going to keep my requests closed for a while longer!
This is because I’m working on a novella atm and I would like to focus on that <3
Feel free to still send stuff my way, though! Questions, and fanfics for me to read are ALWAYS welcome
Making a The Hobbit oc just to ship him with Thorin 😝
Sorry Bilbo he’s MINE
mighty warriors, pathetic boyfriends ♡
✧ includes: bard, thradiul, throin, fìli, and kìli
✧ warnings: lovestruck idiots, teasing, cuddling, forehead kisses, marriage-coded devotion, canon-typical protectiveness, domestic intimacy, no smut.
✧ wc: 737
the hobbit x fem!reader
✧ Bard
Bard is not overly affectionate in public, but he's always touching you somehow.
Maybe a hand on your back.
Or his arm brushing yours.
Possibly standing close enough that you never have to wonder where he is.
He worries about you constantly and tries very hard not to show it. Every "be careful" is really an "i love you."
His children adore you.
You catch him smiling at you when he thinks you're not looking.
The kind of man who brings you an extra blanket without saying a word.
...kisses your forehead when he's tired, acts annoyed when you fuss over him, secretly loves every second of it.
"I can take care of myself, bard."
"Never said you couldn't."
"...then why are you staring at me?"
"Can never get enough of your beauty, darlin."
✧ Thranduil
Acts as though he is above romance.
Absolutely is not.
He remembers everything about you.
Your favorite flowers mysteriously appear in your chambers, notices when you're cold before you do, loves having you beside him during feasts and meetings.
His affection is quiet and elegant...
Brushing a strand of hair from your face, pressing a kiss to your knuckles, giving you jewelry because it reminded him of you.
Everyone in the woodland realm knows he adores you. He believes they are being subtle.
Nope.
He gets the softest look in his eyes whenever you laugh.
"Your majesty."
"Hmm?"
"You've been staring at me."
"Have I?"
"Yes."
"Then perhaps you should stop being so alluring."
✧ Thorin
The definition of "acts annoyed because he's in love."
He grumbles every time you worry about him.
Immediately does whatever you asked him to do (that's sooo not him, you've literally made him evolve)
He's icredibly protective...duh??
Stubborn beyond reason.
Loyal beyond reason.
And once he loves you, that's it. There's no changing his mind.
He secretly loves when you sit beside him while he works.
He loves hearing your voice even if neither of you are talking about anything important.
His rare smiles are reserved mostly for you.
Ohh he absolutely melts when you play with his hair.
...but don't tell anyone.
"You're staring again."
"Am not."
"Thorin."
"..."
"Thorin."
"...continue talking."
✧ Fíli
Golden retriever prince 100%
Absolutely shameless about loving you.
He compliments you every chance he gets.
Loves holding your hand, loves wrapping an arm around your shoulders, loves having you close.
Loves giving you kisses on your nose >-<
He's constantly trying to make you laugh.
The type to dramatically throw himself across your lap after a long day.
And tells everyone how wonderful you are.
Everyone.
Would fight a dragon for you, like the sweetheart he is.
And then brag about how impressed you looked afterward.
"Fíli."
"Yes?"
"You're smiling...still"
"Because you're you."
"That's ridiculous."
"I know."
✧ Kíli
Somehow even worse than Fíli.
He flirts with you constantly...never misses an opportunity to tease you.
He follows you around whenever possible and thinks your reactions are adorable.
He lovesss making you blush.
Surprisingly so so sweet when you're upset. The first to notice when something is wrong. The first to make you laugh again.
He's addicted to cuddling, no doubt in my mind.
If he could spend all day with his head in your lap, he would.
"You missed me."
"You were gone for five minutes."
"Exactly."
"Kíli."
"...so you did miss me."
✧ Fíli & Kíli (bonus)
You don't get a moment of peace.
Not one...
They just adore you.
Together...
*Slowly dislocating*
Loudly...
Constantly.
If one of them is teasing you, the other is helping. And if one of them is cuddling you, the other appears five seconds later.
They compete for your attention.
They both lose...poorly.
Because eventually they're both laying on top of you.
Fíli calls you beautiful.
Kíli calls you gorgeous.
Neither ever stops (but who's complaining?)
They're sooo protective, affectionate, and completely devoted.
Everyone in erebor knows exactly how much they love you.
"Move over."
"I was here first."
"That's not fair."
"Says who?"
"Says me."
"Boys."
"Yes?"
They both say in sync.
"Both of you behave."
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The Lady in the Dress
𝐏𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: 𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗄𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗀𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗈𝖽, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖱𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗇𝖽𝖾𝗅𝗅. 𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖸/𝖭 𝖾𝗆𝖾𝗋𝗀𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗌𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 𝖾𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗅𝗄, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗌𝗈 𝖺 𝖻𝖾𝖺𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇. 𝖶𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝗋𝖽𝗒 𝖽𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗏𝖾𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗍, 𝖳𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇’𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗀𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖿𝗎𝗋𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋—𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖬𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝖰𝗎𝖾𝖾𝗇.
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝖳𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾, 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖳𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇
𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐡: 𝖬𝗒 𝖤𝗇𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗁 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝖻𝖺𝖽, 𝗌𝗈 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗌𝖾 𝗀𝗈 𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗆𝖾. 𝖨’𝗆 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄
Tolkien Preference- Their Favourite Body Part of Yours
Hair- Elrond
Elrond is absolutely enchanted by your hair. Long or short he loves to run his fingers through it. He could spend hours braiding it and is not above begging you to let him wash it for you. In the bedroom he doesn’t like to pull it, instead enjoys stroking or caressing it
Eyes- Glorfindel
Glorfindel can easily get lost in your eyes. Though he’s a powerful warrior, his biggest weakness is your eyes. He will sit and listen to you speak, loving the way your eyes light up. In the bedroom he begs you to look into his eyes constantly, especially when you cum
Lips- Arwen
Arwen loves your lips, not just kissing them, but staring and touching them. After an evening together she will trace her fingers over your lips. Sometimes she feels a little bad because she wants to listen to you speak, but she just gets so distracted by your lips
Breasts- Fili
Fili, like most dwarves, loves the softer parts of women. His favourite part of you are your breasts. He loves to lay on your breasts when you cuddles, and will have them in his mouth during sex. He can’t help watch them when you ride your horse or dance, and it drives him mad
Stomach- Bilbo
Bilbo is a hobbit, so of course he loves your stomach. Loves laying of stomach while you cuddle together. Will reach his hand under your shirt to feel your stomach. He also loves how your stomach gets a bit bigger after he’s fed you well, but he would never actually say that
Legs- Frodo
Frodo is short, even by hobbit standards, but that doesn’t bother him. His height just means that he can stare at your legs all damn day. Frodo like to sit against your legs while you read together, and loves to lay entangled in them post sex
Hands- Legolas
Legolas sometimes gets lost staring at your hands. He loves to feel your hand tracing against it chest, holding his hand, or grabbing his waist when you ride together. His eyes gets all starry staring at your hands grasping your bow and loosening your arrow when he tries to teach you archery
Ass- Thorin
Thorin has no shame in letting you know how much he loves your ass. In public he’s subtle, but he definitely will stare. In private he will grab and slap your ass as much as he likes, even when he growl at him, he kinda loves it
Thighs- Kili
Kili finds both comfort and arousal in your thighs. He loves to lay his head on them while you run your fingers through his hair. He also could live between your thighs, often telling you that suffocating between them would be his favourite way to die
Neck- Eowyn
Eowyn loves both the sweet little giggles you make when you pecks your neck with kisses. She also loves the intoxicating way you moan when she bites and sucks at your neck. She’s been distracted many times during training watching you wipe sweat from your neck. She often smirks at you every time Eomer asks why you’re wearing a scarf during warmer weather
Thorin with his dragon sickness, but it's not the gold and jewels he's hoarding...
It's you.
You've heard of the dwarven protectivness and intensity with which they care for their One, but everyone looks a little worried over Thorin's behavior. It isn't normal. Even by dwarven standards.
You aren't allowed to be out of his sight. He keeps you less than a hand width away at all times, guarding you with sharp eyes and an even sharper tongue.
His jealousy even gets to the point you're just kept locked away in his room because he simply can't stand the idea of another being looking at you.
He worships you though. Truly. Completely. Especially when the two of you are alone at night. He's obsessed. Possessed even.
But he won't hear it.
Nothing will come between the King Under the Mountain and his Treasure
Thorin Oakenshield as a husband.
His love is unwavering. You are his one, period.
He is intensely private with affection. In public he may place his hand to your lower back or his finger tips may brush your hand as you walk… but in private? All restraint fall away and that dwarf is putty in your hands.
Forehead touches and knuckle kisses are his favourite form of intimacy.
When he is overwhelmed he will seek you out immediately. He will rest his forehead on yours and will take deep breaths until he steadies himself.
Calls you amrâlimê (“my love”) 24/7.
Thorin will put your needs above his own: making sure that you eat, taking note if you are sleeping enough. (This often leads to a heated exchange of words.)
You often end the day with sitting together in silence—his arm around you and your head against his shoulder.
He braids your hair every opportunity possible, treating it like a sacred task.
Rarely laughs, but when he does, it feels like a gift meant only for you.
Honesty. Always. If he makes you a promise, he will never break it.
A dwarf of few words, but will whisper words of affirmation in your ear from time to time.
Sometimes when he wakes in the night, he will reach over to touch you, ensuring you are still there. Some times he will rest his hand over your heart and other times he will (slightly roughly) pull you into him.
He trusts you completely and your counsel is one of the few he seeks without his pride getting in the way.
He will always listen when you speak. You have his uninterrupted attention.
You are the only one who can interrupt council meetings without consequences.
He values your presence at his side, especially at formal events. Your presence simply calms him.
He will remove his crown the moment he enters your shared chambers. With you, he is not King, he is simply Thorin.
Does not underestimate your strength, he knows you are capable of handling yourself — but gods help anyone who threatens you.
Will subconsciously stand in front of you in situations his mind deem as dangerous.
His rage is cold and terrifying when you are harmed (or even insulted, let’s be honest)
While his rage would never be directed towards you, Thorin can be quite the jealous and moody type, which has led to a fight or two between the two of you.
Struggles to express his emotions.
Getting Thorin to open up and have a conversation after an argument is … a challenge. Often needs time to go and pout before willing to have a discussion.
Is absolutely the type of dwarf who will to go to bed angry (if he goes to bed at all, that is).
Very much a stubborn dwarf, but your chances of receiving a sincere apology are much higher than anyone else.
But at the end of the day,
He rules better with you beside him and everyone notices.
The hobbit characters flirting with reader
I really enjoyed writing the other set of headcanons for this lot so I thought I might as well do another
Characters: Fili, Kili, Thorin, Thranduil, Bofur, Bilbo, Gandalf.
Reader is kept as neutral as possible. Aside from implying they have hair long enough to be braided for some characters.
English is not my first language.
My requests are open so feel free to request anything else (I write for a plethora of characters)
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R-18+; Harder, Better, Faster...
Summary - Comparing three dwarves to your exes...
Warnings - Smut, language, male genitalia, mention of bodily fluids, creampie, rough sex, lowkey breeding kink (maybe?), slight dom themes (Thorin and Fili)
Pronouns & POVs - None, third-person.
Pairings - Thorin x Reader, Fili x Reader, Kili x Reader
Word Count - 2,500+
A/N - I am once again stumped on the full smut I am writing and was listening to music when "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk came on which for some reason sparked this idea. (I have had this sitting in my drafts for far too long.) Pure smut under the cut!
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Day 3 -Thorin Oakenshield
Thorin Oakenshield x Reader — A king shields you from winter, revealing warmth beneath stone.
The mountain winds never stopped.
Even after Erebor was reclaimed, the air that wove through its stone corridors carried the same restless chill—sharp, insistent, as if the mountain remembered every year it spent hollow and grieving.
You stand at one of the high carved archways overlooking the valley, letting the breeze brush your face. It smells of pine and cold stone. It feels alive.
“You’ll catch a chill standing in the draft like that.”
You don’t have to turn. There is only one voice that sounds like a storm trying not to soften.
“Thorin,” you greet, smiling a little. “I wanted fresh air.”
His footsteps approach, slow and solid. Dwarves do not glide like Elves—Thorin’s presence is weight and earth and quiet authority. When he reaches your side, he folds his arms across his chest, dark hair fluttering in the wind.
He watches you first. Always you.
As if he can’t help it.
“You humans,” he mutters, though there’s a warmth beneath it, “always chasing the breeze as though it’s a friend.”
“It is a friend,” you counter gently. “It makes me feel… free.”
Thorin Oakenshield X f!Reader
Summary: When Thorin's Company gets a chance to rest at the hidden valley called Rivendell, you get the chance to be pampered like a noble. Thorin notices, and you notice him noticing, and there's no way you can't talk about it. (wc. 3k)
Warnings: Reader is female body coded; she/her pronouns.
Listening to: 'Black Swan' Instrumental cover by NUMERO
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If the water was food, you would call it delicious.
After weeks spent on the road, days of horseback and nights laid in soil and stone, the steam and hot water felt heavenly. Delicious, divine, mouthwatering. You swore when you sunk into it, never once having the pleasure of anything other than a lukewarm bath in your whole life, let alone the streams of cold river water in recent times.
Then again, you’d never been to Rivendell before either.
Reaction to a Insecure Reader
Requested-yes/no
characters included- Aragorn, Kili, Fili, Thorin, Boromir, Faramir, and Legolas
y'all, I went overboard, I had wayyy to much time on my hands after work so here's 7 characters (my fingers are cramped now, worth it though :) )
You get injured
Includes: Thorin, Fili, Kili, Legolas Warnings: mention of injury (very vague) request for anonymous!
Thorin
Everything stops, and he's immediately taking it upon himself to fix it. Whether it's a blade wound or a sprained ankle, he's doing everything he can for you---and if it's life-threatening, as fast as he can. While his bedside manner is sub-par, he's focusing all his energy on keeping you alive. Comfort would come later when he knew you were okay. It's also the only time he's not so hesitant to be rougher with you, when necessary of course. A stab wound or gash? He's tearing off any clothing in his way, packing the injury full of kingsfoil with little regard for the way it might sting. Dislocation? He's popping it back in without hesitation or warning. When he's fighting against time, it's his top priority, and he sees no sense in prolonging your pain or risking any further injury. But rest assured, as soon as he's made sure you're physically okay, you'll hear him audibly exhale as his touch softens and his arms encircle you, hushing your cries and drying your tears.
Fili
When anything happens to you, his heart leaps to his throat and pounds in his chest with a whirlwind of emotions---mainly fear of losing you and guilt from not preventing it. His immediate response is to keep you right next to him where he has you in sight. He assures himself that as long as you're with him, nothing else can happen to you. As soon as there's a moment to get you out of harm's way, he's scooping you up in his arms and getting you somewhere he can have a look at you. If others are near, he's yelling orders to get you what you need. It's one of the few times you'll hear him actually raise his voice. He does his best to keep you calm and comfort you while he works, either packing the wound or tying a splint or stitching you up. Thorin will keep an eye on it all, but knows he taught Fili well when it comes to medical emergencies. And no matter how much he's panicking internally, Fili's exterior is steady and calm---soothing you with assured softness, firmly holding your hand, talking you through what he's doing. He knows that minimizing your distress is the best way to make sure it all goes smoothly, and it's one of the things he's best at.
Kili
He definitely freaks out a little (a lot). His first reaction is to eliminate whatever caused your injury. If it's an orc, it's dead on sight. If the injury was something more spontaneous like falling or breaking something, his hand switches at his bow anyway with the instinct to protect. As soon as he notices any sense of pain or distress from you, it's as though he feels it himself. He holds your hands while Thorin and Fili come to help, trying not to cry as he watches the way your eyes well with tears. He assures you over and over that he wishes he could take the pain on himself and away from you. When he knows you're okay again, he doesn't let you out of his sight for at least the next few days, his own mind hyperaware of every possible threat.
Legolas
It's one of the only times you'll actually see panic on his face. His eyes will widen and his face sort of drops, sharp eyes instantly assessing what went wrong. If it's serious, he delivers you to a healer before you can blink. His whole world stops until you're okay again. If it's something more minor, that initial spasm of his heart will settle as he decides what's best to do. He'll focus firstly on calming you down and reassuring you it will all be okay, that he'll take care of you. Then, he methodically does what needs to be done, talking you through every step and praising how well you're doing. After you're patched up, he subtly hints that perhaps you should stay inside for a while, suggesting some indoor activities that might prevent you from getting yourself hurt again.