You're Pretty Good, but Me? I'm Magic

You can call me Lester... but only if you're fond of being shot in the head and having your brains blown out the back of it while everyone behind you screams in a horrified terror. If not, you can call me what I call myself. Bullseye's the name, killing's the game.

[privideniye]

He shrugged.

“No one in particular. Just Daniel.”

[artifexmortis]

“Lester,” he said, offering his hand for a handshake.

“Though you probably know me by a different name.”

[artifexmortis]

[Sorry about the absence. Been bogged down and busy.]

[floramoth-archived-deactivated2]

“ Whatever you wanna call that weird obsession you got with the red guy.”

[artifexmortis]

“The man who took away everything from me? Call it hatred.”

[lostxlife]

“I’ll hold myself back.” She said honestly, not promising a damn thing. It was in her nature to bite but she would withhold. 

[artifexmortis]

He leaned down again, briefly letting go of her arms. He got close to her ear. He whispered...

“Not good enough.”

From under the mattress he snapped out two pairs of handcuffs. He latched them to her wrists on one end and the bedposts on the other. “I always keep cuffs under the mattress in case someone’s into that.”

[traghizein-deactivated20180419]

                        ‘ No, but whatever he did, I’m pretty sure you deserve WORSE. Matthew is not one for cruelty… usually. ’

[artifexmortis]

                            “Oh no no. This was different. This was black suit Matty boy. Stuck me in the stomach, made me lose my ability to do everything but see. Then he took that from me too. Fun stuff right?”

[traghizein-deactivated20180419]

                        ‘ If you think that The Hand cares about you and not what you can do for them, then you are rather naive. ’ she shrugged. ‘ Welcome. ’

[artifexmortis]

                 “Less about them, more about the work they put into reconstructing me.” He moved his fingers, still relishing what he felt. “You haven’t heard what he did to me have you?”

[floramoth-archived-deactivated2]

“ And you’re that weirdo who’s got a crush on DD–”

[artifexmortis]

“I think you mean I’d like to crush Daredevil.”

[lostxlife]

That got her intrigued. An eyebrow raised, “Oh?” She had an idea of wha the second one was but not the first one.

[artifexmortis]

“Promise you won’t bite?” He smirked, as he lowered his lips to her chest, keeping his hands securely on hers, holding her down to the bed.

[ittybittyminimemes]

There’s Mistletoe hanging over our muses, send “Kiss me.” to see how my muse reacts.

[lostxlife]

“That’s reassuring.” She muttered and sighed, shifting a little. “You know this isn’t fun anymore…” Her voice a mix between annoyed and disappointed. 

[artifexmortis]

“I think I can find a way to get a naked girl excited.” He smirked. “Look, here’s a deal. You want blood? I can find you blood. A lot of it. But I have 2 conditions. One benefits me, in that you won’t try to take my blood anymore. The other benefits both of us... and I think you know that one.”

[traghizein-deactivated20180419]

                       ‘ There’s always fucked up people willing to bring back to life a beautiful and brutal assassin. Anyways, Matt has a new girlfriend you can kill. ’

[artifexmortis]

                            “Well, since the Hand has already done that for this beautiful, brutal assassin twice, you might have to find another resurrection cult to go to. And thanks for the tip, I'll be sure to take advantage.”

[lostxlife]

“What you’ve got people after you?” She rolled her eyes and sighed. “I was bored and wanted blood.” A frown quickly came to her face. “Well I’m not bored anymore…” 

[artifexmortis]

“Life of an assassin babe. And you don’t want my blood. As much as I don’t want you exploding in my room. I’ve got a little extra in my blood that you can’t handle. That I barely can. So don’t get any bright ideas.” He whipped his head downward, inhaling the scent of her neck. “You smell delicious... probably as delicious as I smell to you.” He laughed. He kissed her neck.

[privideniye]

He glanced over at the man. 

“Usually people call me a Grinch when I say that. Never bothered to look up the reference.”

[artifexmortis]

“Movie about a green guy who hates Christmas. The reference makes less sense than people like to think. Grinchy ends up loving Christmas, like it makes him some fucking hero.”

He changed the subject.

“Who might you be?

[dearspidey]

“You censoring that potty mouth, for one thing.”

[artifexmortis]

“Oh for fuck’s sake.”

“That oughtta shut you up.”

[lostxlife]

Okay… That was unusual. Normally she gets a quick bite before people fight back. Her eyes went wide. “Holy fuck…” It took the female a moment before she could answer. “Vampire… Uhh… Shit you caught me off guard. This is backwards as hell.” It wasn’t like she was resisting but she would love to be let go. 

[artifexmortis]

Not the most normal. But hey, Blade was a thing. And as things go, this vamp was hot as fuck, currently naked, and under him. But he needed answers. Then he’d get to the sex. “Why are you here? Someone send you?”

[dearspidey]

“Awww, c’mon, don’t be like that. I thought we were supposed to be pals!”

[artifexmortis]

“What will it take to shut you the fuck up?”

[lostxlife]

As soon as she was free the cloth fell to the ground. Her hands wrapped around his neck. “And now we get to the fun part.” For a second her eyes flashed red and her fangs extended.

[artifexmortis]

He slapped away the hands around his throat and grabbed the wrists that belonged to them. He pinned them to the bed. The flash caught him somewhat off guard, but this was a weird world. “What are you, mutant? Vampire? Both? You know a girl named Jubilee? Never mind. What exactly are you here for? I’m getting the feeling it isn’t sex.”