My Skillset Is Writing Shit About Other Shit

People have sent hate about me to aqconfessions, I’m a real writer!

[prokopetz]

I know I’m being an insufferable worldbuilding nerd here, but my basic metric for evaluating media with very inhuman protagonists is “how easily can one offer a complete and coherent account of this media’s plot without ever mentioning the fact that the protagonist is, for example, a talking car?”. The harder it is, the higher it scores.

[bizarreshark]

@hewwbwazew I would LOVE to read this holy shit

[raddudelaserpunch]

[theclonewriter-blog]

“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

[onewordtest]

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

[joehywheelah]

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

[tenoko1]

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

[cj-amused]

Things I didn’t know

[prismatic-bell]

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

[jawnwats-deactivated20160713]

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

[kat-snow2613]

Reblog to save a life

[virtuous-thing]

I love how easy it can be to learn stuff like this through tumblr and not through school.

[artificialqueens]

Kitty Ears (DeLa/Trixie) - Eevee

This is just some fluff with Goth Kitty DeLa and IQ Kitty Trixie. Like, exclusively fluff. It's here to be adorable, so if you want something very cute, you're in luck! Also, do DeLa and Trixie have a ship name? If not, I am naming it Dixie because it's hilarious.

DeLa sat on her bed, her girlfriend sitting on the floor in front of her. She brushed out the fluffy pink hair that reminded her of cotton candy. “You’re so soft, Trix.”

“Soft?” Trixie wrinkled her nose, locking eyes with her girlfriend through the mirror in front of her. “What do you mean, soft?”

“Your presence, it’s soothing and gentle; there’s no hard edges to you, no matter what you’re always there to give me a hug.” The older girl explained, starting to braid Trixie’s hair.

Trixie grinned. “Aww, that’s so sweet,” she batted her eyes cutely, “For someone who dresses so spiky, you’re a real softy, too.”

“Yeah, but don’t tell anyone, okay?” DeLa mumbled, blushing as pink as Trixie’s hair. “I got a reputation to uphold, here.” She wrapped a hair tie at the end of the braid, and tied a bow around that. “Done!”

Trixie leaned her head back to look at her girlfriend. “You’re the best.” DeLa leaned down and gave Trixie a quick kiss. “Mm,” Trixie thought a moment, “And your lips taste like raspberries.”

DeLa laughed, and moved to sit on the floor next to Trixie. “You’re too cute, Kitty.” She leaned her head on Trixie’s shoulder, smiling.

Trixie smiled, and rested her head on DeLa’s. “You’re the cute one.” She wrapped an arm around her girlfriend’s shoulders and gave her a light hug. “Even when your earrings are digging into my skin.”

DeLa pulled her head away, and kissed the place where her earring had been pressed to Trixie’s shoulder. “Sorry, Kitty,” she said between kisses, “I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

Trixie hummed happily. “It’s okay, Dede, your kisses always make it better.”

DeLa huffed lightly, and quirked a brow at Trixie. “Dede? Really?”

“You call me Kitty, I’m just trying to find a nickname for you.” Trixie furrowed her brow. “I’ll try something else.”

“Good plan.” DeLa wove her hand into Trixie’s. “What do you wanna do now?”

Trixie looked at her girlfriend, and touched DeLa’s little black cat earrings. “I think… I want to get my ears pierced,” Trixie blushed, and immediately added, “So I can get payback on your shoulders.”

DeLa cupped Trixie’s cheek in her free hand. “Are you sure, Kitty? I’ve known you a long time, you’ve always been afraid…” DeLa paused as Trixie’s eyes flashed with hurt, “…not afraid, cautious, about getting your ears pierced.”

Trixie averted her gaze. “Well, yeah. You told me it sounded like a stapler just attacked your ears when you got your ears pierced,” DeLa grinned sheepishly, she remembered saying that, “But I feel brave when we’re together. Maybe I’m a kitten, but you’re a bobcat, here to protect me.” Trixie looked back into DeLa’s eyes.

DeLa kissed her girlfriend again. “I’ll always protect you, Kitty.”

“Well, let’s go before I get scared again.” She squeezed DeLa’s hand.

~*~*~*~*~

DeLa sighed as she and Trixie walked into the mall. She was excited for Trixie, of course, but she just knew that her poor kitten would cry because it hurt. She hated seeing Trixie cry.

Trixie looked to DeLa. “Come on, Lala. Let’s do this.”

“Lala is better, but keep trying,” DeLa chuckled, and continued, “I know just where to go.”

To Trixie’s surprise, DeLa lead her to Claire’s. “Huh? Not Hot Topic?”

“They don’t do piercings, and even if they did, wouldn’t you be more comfortable here?” She gestured to the pastel… everything. “Look, even I got my ears pierced at a Claire’s, they’re good at it.”

Trixie stared at her girlfriend. “You… got your ears pierced… at Claire’s.” Her words were slow, as she looked DeLa over, in her dark outfit, combat boots, and edgy makeup. “I don’t understand.”

DeLa rolled her eyes. “Yeah yeah. Come on, Trixie.”

The girlfriends walked into the cheerful shop. Trixie sat on the chair where one gets their ears pierced and DeLa spoke to the girl at the counter. The clerk nodded and went to Trixie, while DeLa stepped away to the back of the store.

“So you wanted to get your ears pierced? We can definitely do that!” The clerk chirped happily. Trixie nodded, but craned her neck to look for her girlfriend.

She spotted DeLa near the back of the store. “Um, yes, but I want to hold my girlfriend’s hand…” Trixie blushed.

“I’m comin’, Kitty!” DeLa called, running back over to her girlfriend, hands behind her back. “Wanted to get you a little somethin’.” She showed Trixie what she was holding, a pink plush Pusheen.

“Aww!” Trixie took Pusheen under one arm and held DeLa’s hand. “I’m as ready as I’ll ever be.”

The clerk cleaned Trixie’s earlobes and showed her the piercing studs. Trixie nodded along to what she was saying, looking at DeLa as the woman lined up the piercing gun.

As fast as the first was in, the second earring had been placed and pierced. Trixie’s eyes were huge and her grip was crushing DeLa’s hand. “It really does sound like a stapler.” Her voice was a whisper. DeLa squeezed her hand back, and kissed her.

“You did it, Kitty! Go get a cookie from Mrs. Fields, I’ll meet you in a few minutes.” DeLa gave Trixie a quick hug.

Trixie walked over to get a slice of cookie cake, sitting down at the table a little dazed. DeLa had mentioned she’d have very mild shock, that was probably what this was. She felt better eating the cookie, though.

DeLa joined Trixie at her table shortly after. “I paid for the piercing and your plushie. How you doing, Kitty?”

Trixie smiled warmly and joined her hand with her girlfriend’s. “I’m okay, Bunny.”

DeLa arched a brow. “We’re going with Bunny?”

Trixie nodded. “Almost nothing is as soft as a bunny.” She squeezed DeLa’s hand.

DeLa scoffed. “I don’t get it in the slightest,” she grinned slightly, blushing, “but I guess I can work with it.”

[adore-delano]

worldofwonder

[theartificialdane]

[porcelainlu]

Jinkx & DeLa play 'Who's More Likely To?'

via: tiktok

[likealayka]

Uhhhhh... Like if yes 🗿

[likealayka]

Time to bring this backkkk

[porcelainlu]

Major Scales undressing Jinkx Monsoon during "She Evil"

(From The Ginger Snapped)

BONUS:

[likealayka]

😭😭😭😭😭😭💜💜💜💜💜💜

WITCH SUPREME OUR BELOVED

[artificialqueens]

Wait, hurt is supposed to have comfort with it?

Haha. If there's no comfort, she's just called Angst. 🍷

[artificialeevee]

Shit.

[artificialqueens]

additionally to what i previously said bc i’m 3am and i’m half asleep and didn’t read the full question: as a writer I find Jinkx very enjoyable to write, you can take so many routes with her. Obviously my go to is milf. but you can make her so kind, loving, and motherly almost to the point where the love interest would think that she’s genuinely clueless to how she’s making them feel, alternatively you can also make her super sultry and seductive, touchy by nature, but also very lighthearted and cuddly— when in reality she’s a total hard dom

Thanks anon!! 🧡

[artificialqueens]

Omg Eevee!!!! 🥵🥵🥵

💖

[artificialeevee]

-laughs awkwardly- 💖💛💙

I take it you liked it then?

[artificialqueens]

Good Sisters Swallow (Jinkx/Trinity) - Eevee

A/N: Did you miss me?

Hi, did anyone else think the Kings and Queens lip sync on AS7 was kinda hot? Just me?

Well, here’s this anyway. Heh. V named this cos I can’t do titles.

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Jinkx’ breath hitched as Trinity dropped to her knees and started miming blowing her. The cameras did not catch Trin very briefly touching her tongue to Jinkx’ crotch. Jinkx stepped away from the other queen, trying to get back on track with the lip sync. She looked back only to lock eyes with Trinity, who was wiping her lips as she stared back. Jinkx shook her head. Later. 

Later came as the queens were parading off stage, Jinkx swept Trinity into her arms bridal style and carried her off. She was tucked, but her dick had been doing its best to stand at attention ever since Trinity had teased her. God, this place kept her pent up. She kept her voice low so only Trinity could hear. “What was that about earlier?”

“I don’t know what you mean, what’s carryin’ me off about?” Trinity was either playing dumb or truly had the attention span of a goldfish. 

Jinkx quirked a brow at her, leaning over, assuming the latter.

“What?” Trinity squeaked innocently.

Jinkx stopped walking and looked her in the eyes. “That stunt in the lip sync.” Her gaze flicked to Trinity’s mouth and then to her crotch, before going back to her eyes. 

“Ahhhh.” Realization and understanding flashed on Trinity’s face. “That.” She paused for a beat. “Can I get down?”

Jinkx sighed, helping her down from her arms. “Yeah, that. The teasing when we’re all wound so tight is a lot to deal with.” She took the opportunity to look Trinity up and down; she looked incredible-- well, she always did, but tonight, something was different. Part of her mind was aware this situation was about to become a bad idea. The rest of it didn’t care.

“Girl, I’m sorry. I just needed something.” Trinity kept a hand on Jinkx’ shoulder as she gained her footing on the floor. Her hand loosened and she looked back up at Jinkx. “Being stuck in here sure does make a bitch needy, and I couldn’t really help it.” 

Before Trin could pull her hand away, Jinkx covered it with her own. “Only be sorry if you don’t do anything about it.” Her voice was low, suggestive. She pulled Trinity’s hand downward. “Sounds like we could both use a bit more.” Jinkx stopped with both their hands near her crotch, only to let go, chuckling softly. She shook her head. What was she doing? “The others will be waiting, we should-“ the sentence cut off with a shuddering gasp as Trinity grabbed Jinkx’ tuck. 

“Or, they can wait a little, can’t they?” Trinity’s eyes shone with some mixture of mischief and desire. “We had to stop for a minute…” gears were turning in her head, she needed an excuse, “…since that cartwheel made you dizzy.” She squeezed her hand and smirked at the noise Jinkx made. 

Jinkx took a shaky breath. “You make some good points.” The cartwheel was easily 10 minutes ago now, but she was suddenly dizzy. Definitely the cartwheel. Jinkx looked back towards where the other queens had been ahead of them. They had all left the hall by now and were probably in the werk room. “Okay. They can wait just a minute.”

Trinity released Jinkx’ crotch and grabbed her hand, pulling her down a different hall. “C’mon, then!”

Jinkx stumbled forward as Trinity dragged her… somewhere. “Where are you going? Do you even have a plan?” And did the plan need to involve running?

Trinity grinned and shook her head. “Rarely!”

Not exactly reassuring, but Jinkx didn’t quite care at this point. Trinity’s goal seemed to be a prop storage closet, the junk drawer of drag. It would do. Jinkx was pulled into the small room and the door was shut behind her in quick succession. There was no light on in here, so Jinkx flailed for a switch. 

Trinity was on her knees as soon as she had closed the door, grabbing to pull down Jinkx’ leggings as she felt for the light switch. Jinkx managed to find the switch and flick the lights on as Trinity found the waistband on her leggings and pulled them down, tucking panties along with them. Her dick, freed from constraint, finally was able to spring up. 

Before Jinkx could even think, Trinity was licking her, her hands caressing her ass. She shuddered as the other queen’s perfect red lips took her head into their warm embrace. Jinkx’ hands fumbled for something to hold on to, finding their way into Trinity’s wig. A thought briefly crossed her mind -- that they couldn’t walk back into the werk room looking too disheveled, but the thought then left her mind as Trinity bobbed her head and completely swallowed her. A low moan escaped her lips, and Trinity hummed, the feeling of the vibration making Jinkx moan louder. She bucked her hips, and Trinity took it in stride. 

Trinity gazed up at Jinkx, seeing her eyes squeezed shut and her mouth open as she moaned. Gorgeous. She moved her head, enjoying all of Jinkx’ little twitches and moans as she blew her. She kept moving her head, feeling Jinkx’ dick fucking her throat and trying to match her pace. 

Jinkx’ hands dug deeper into Trinity’s wig, holding her like she was going to vanish otherwise. She was still moaning, didn’t have near the focus left to stop herself. She felt herself getting closer, faster than she was proud of, but it had been been weeks in this pink cage and it didn’t take much right now, especially with Trinity being so damn good. At least they’d get back to the werk room sooner. 

Trinity licked at the underside of her cock, feeling her hips stutter. She moved a hand to fondle her balls, and that was the last thing she needed for her to come. Jinkx cried out above her, and Trinity felt heat running down her throat and swallowed. She couldn’t look too much a mess for the others, wouldn’t be proper.

Jinkx saw stars, felt Trinity swallowing her cum. She leaned back against the wall, panting as she came down.

Trinity removed herself and tucked Jinkx back into her panties, pulling her leggings back up. She cleared her throat, and chuckled slightly. “Think they’ve missed us, yet?” She stood up, locking eyes with Jinkx. 

Jinkx’ eyes regained focus as she looked at Trinity. “Shut the fuck up,” she cackled, and pulled Trinity in for a kiss. 

[aqdiscourse]

taking a break from sharon discourse for a sec, do any other authors/readers ever see popular authors sharing stuff being all buddy buddy and like its good that ppl have friends but... does that ever make you feel kinda shitty and left out to see? especially if you're a little known/underappreciated author who has tried to reach out to such ppl in the past and never heard anything back really. Not saying ppl shouldnt have friends but does anybody else just get in their feelings abt it?

From a personal perspective, yes definitely. But AQ has two official servers you can join! Just DM Veronica or AQ proper!

[artificialeevee]

As a little known author myself, yeah the community will welcome you right the hell in easily. Everyone’s really nice.

[artificialqueens]

Season 5 Remix - Episode 2: Lip Synch Extravaganza Eleganza (eventual Jadore) - Eevee

Uhhhh. Hi? I’m back, for the three of you who remember me, I hope you weren’t expecting anything new in terms of content, I remain a one-trick Ponyta. Unless you count Pokemon puns as a trick, then I have two.

This is chapter 2 of a fic from uh, fuck, two years ago. Ehehe…. Here’s chapter 1, since there’s a very good chance no one here lately has read it, and even if you have, not recently.

Ummm. I dunno. I barely even remembered how to submit a fic here, and V had to remind me that it’s been long enough I should link to chapter 1 in my author’s note. I’ll figure things out again, but in the meantime, I think Eevee is confused, and I might hit myself in my confusion a few times before I snap out of it.

Here’s this mess.

Keep reading

[artificialqueens]

Hell yes I'd be happy to have you back Eevee - Flicks

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[artificialeevee]

hi friend

[artificialqueens]

Dunno if anyone remembers me, but it's Eevee. I know it's been um... years? But, um, I'm thinkin' of getting back into writing, and I just, was wondering if anyone would like... care. I dunno, just tryna get back into whatever the fuck the swing of things is. -Eevee

Welcome back, honey!! 😘

[artificialpuddle]

YAAAASSS.

More Jinkx content, I hope 🤞

[artificialeevee]

What else would I bring to the table? Ahahaha!