Artificially Lost

Living my best life

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[iguanamouth]

Wait you did pull the trigger piglet!?

[ciefable]

really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages

[elytrid]

Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.

[shoeshoe]

How could you post her but not the others.

[therapsid]

well THAT sure is presumptuous 

[caden]

sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms

[tukut]

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

[autvmnalsky]

i once had a dream i was drinking stirred egg yolks from a mug while riding the school bus

[totinos]

[twitterscreencaps]

[refinery29]

[langstonb]

I love BLACK WOMEN 😂😍😍😍😍😍

[somebassajue-deactivated2018040]

Go off sis

[acknowledgeyousomebitches-deact]

Come get your mans before Ororo Munroe snatch his ass bald

[toshio]

[mi5kle]

[elaxisfae]

I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

[justflowerslove]

Save them

[throwbackblr]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Sometimes you just gotta quit being a pussy and throw down

[throwbackblr]

[pointnclick]

look at this fucking medieval oyster drawing i just found

[stupidnoobofficial]

ok so you know how the change my mind meme is made a by a racist transphobe ? heres a new version for us all

[batbitequeen]

[b-salamander-deactivated2023021]

@xxrawrqueenxx you do not need to rotate it

[batbitequeen]

you just did some demonic shit what the fuck

[deepnightdetective-deactivated2]

Shown:

Nickelodeon Studios Sign (above) Nickelodeon Studios Sign post-Dan Schneider (below)

[mechuthaa]

Doesn’t dan Schneider have a confirmed foot fetish

[90skid-com]

[queerlittlecreature-deactivated]

If your reasoning for dress codes is “it might distract male teachers” heres a tip: dont hire men who sexualize the children theyre supposed to be teaching? Fire them

[takeitaway-penny]