A break away path

This is my personal blog. I am 30 from the unforgiving lands of Ohio. "I'm pretty sure as far as humans go I am a hard, hard pill to swallow And I know I'm not your intended dose"

[sinkdraws]

do not ask me the color of ANYTHING when pro hero shouto is in the room !!

[chained-sweater]

Awww, he’s so cute!

[justarandomart]

he's trying his best okay?

and yes im tagging both of you lol: @piliiiiconfusionf @jshadowghost

[what2wha]

3rd year todobakudeku you will always be dear to me

[soapdispensersalesman]

I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

[zevveli]

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

[redpandarascal]

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

[musashi]

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

[lesbiassoon]

mini compilation of suggestions from the replies:

The Bored Button - "Press the Bored Button and be bored no more."

The Useless Web

Cloudhiker - "Discover the most interesting, weird and awesome websites of the Internet" (not really a rebrand, it's a different person running it but they have the same intention in mind)

Astronaut.io - "These videos come from YouTube. They were uploaded in the last week and have titles like DSC 1234 and IMG 4321. They have almost zero previous views. They are unnamed, unedited, and unseen (by anyone but you)."

Marginalia - "This is an independent DIY search engine that focuses on non-commercial content, and attempts to show you sites you perhaps weren't aware of in favor of the sort of sites you probably already knew existed."

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[kolurize]

[rythyme]

obviously this is all in good fun and there are tons of differences between these sports aside from the size of the playing area, goal, and ball/puck — however.

in football / soccer, the area between the goal posts and crossbar is 0.25% the area of the soccer pitch.

in ice hockey, the area between the posts and crossbar is only 0.14% the area of the ice rink.

so, for ice hockey, the goal is actually smaller relative to the size of the play area

"but wait! hockey pucks and footballs aren't the same size!"

if you took a slice of a FIFA regulation football, the area is 0.22% of the goal area

if you did the same to an NHL puck, the area is between 0.09% and 0.20% of the goal area, depending on the angle of the puck

so assuming that it's easier to get a smaller object in the goal than a bigger object, hockey is the "easier" sport to score in this time.

"but what about the goalie??? they're the same size!"

true! in football, a MUCH larger portion of the net is left uncovered than in ice hockey. do that does seem a bit easier.

anyway, I'd love to see a hockey game played on a rink the size of a football pitch, or a football match played on an ice rink with puck-sized balls. i'm sure we could invent some really fun and fucked up sports if we tried hard enough.

[anxietyproblem]

[vhen-harel]

[gothamite-rambler]

Jim: I have five plans for if you turn evil and I have to fight you. I have three for if you lose your memory again. Felt you should know.

Batman (taken back): You have contingencies dedicated to me?

Jim: Yes... Are you mad?

Batman excused himself, walking a few feet away.

Red Robin: He's refusing to show it, but he's actually glad you consider him such a good friend.

Jim (surprised): Oh... Okay. This isn't even the weirdest reaction I've gotten from him.

Red Robin: We've all been there.

[artimasknight]

I am not doing well.

[memeuplift]

[kaliune]

wheeeeeee 🌠

[memeuplift]

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[babbyygirrrl]

I don't know who needs to hear this but... start living. The days are flying by and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress. Enjoy what you can like walks, sunsets, music, laughter. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[synthfagz]

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

[bilesandthesourwolf]

i can never leave this place

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.