A break away path

This is my personal blog. I am 30 from the cold lands of Ohio. "I'm pretty sure as far as humans go I am a hard, hard pill to swallow And I know I'm not your intended dose"

[left-reminders]

[goth-queen]

[rattleboneses]

Finally, some good Public Access inspiration

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[big8cola]

Its actually so crazy to me that it is still so stigmatized to have body hair as a woman like what the fuckkkkkk what the fuckkkkkk thats not even like a social convention associated with men thats just like a bodily function what the fuckkkkkk

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #investing into this one at 126 notes /End ID]

[cryptotheism]

Its cute when peoples understanding of Tumblr comes from screenshots of our best posts. They come here and post with a Screenshot Accent

[fivendandelions]

FLOW / STRAUME (2024) — dr. Gints Zilbadolis

[highfunctioningfool]

[endminx]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[artimasknight]

"Whose your favorite comic book character?"

..... "Whomever is the most depressed but still trys."

"....."

"....."

"Are you okay?"

[circusheart]

OK so im a frog and the water is warm now. i swear it was cold a while ago but now its warm and i dont know when or why. But it's probably not gonna get any warmer

[durbikins]

[pending-trans-action-2]

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

i like how nintendo's 'no uploading screenshots to your phone in case you make a penis mii or something and we're held liable for that' policy with the new tomodachi life has completely backfired because for the last few days my whole feed has been beautiful crusty photos people have taken of their switches. it's like i'm back in early 2010s gaming youtube it's beautiful

[socialistfremenist]

[depsidase]