[herooak]

Achievement Hunter: A Summary. 

[autumntides]

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

[godsbaby]

That’s it

[royalgoons-deactivated20220109]

that’s it, man.

[mossadspydolphin]

The idea of being super-rich actually scares me. I don’t want to be so empty inside that I spend my money on $30,000 ugly handbags and giant boats and shit. I just want to pay my bills without panic and support lots of charities.

[somethingwendythiswaycomes]

And maybe go some places

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[squirenonny]

I have never felt the :) so viscerally as in this post.

[isa-ghost]

I havent even worked in retail and I feel this

[catchymemes]

[nutsacktorturer]

WE CAN REBUILD HIM

[kontrazvedka-deactivated2019031]

[mommy4sissyslut]

this fucking tea

[dreadedloreenkid]

[valtsv]

one thing that never changes and is always true for everyone is the desire to own a house with a bookcase covering a hidden passage that it slides back to reveal when the correct book is pressed or removed

[valtsv]

interior design peaks here

[sexlesslovers]

[toastbutteregg]

i relate to all kinds of spongebob memes

[haywooding-blog]

presented with comment - the week of september 5th

[lux--et--umbra]

Papa Geoff is not ready for any more of his ducklings to leave the nest okay

(X)

[altmode]

[strigimorphaes]

[jdoolzy]

PLEASE TAKE THIS MISSLE - GTAV Kill Quota

Trevor: RYAN JAMES!!

Ryan: that's not my name at all!

[painkillersandicecream]

[vivienvalentino]

*me with tears in my eyes, building a house in sims* this is how I’d live if I had money.

[goddammitgavin]

All that is gold does not g l i t t e r , Not all those who wander are l o s t .

[laufeysons]

i swear this family has a grand total of 1 brain cell and it’s allison’s