i'm always a slut for knives

rude, crude, & generally worthless

[industrialbruise]

Kink meme: Telling you how pretty you scream.

💯

[artisanalclusterfuck]

(it's very pretty)

[industrialbruise]

I know your secret.

oh no…you know my deep dark secret………..

are you gonna…..blackmail me……..that would be………..terrible

[artisanalclusterfuck]

i love you you dork

[openamenta]

TIL Meti last names are based on the most impressive/cool thing you’ve ever done. Post what you’re Meti surname would be and tag two other people!

[yearbyyearrecedesbeforeus]

Since I’m Meti–

I’m Saved-reds, my husband is Sacrifice, my boyfriend is Alive-alive-alive

[artisanalclusterfuck]

ac married-industrialbruise

[industrialbruise]

Cleaner 3.0 flags and hides reds and "ex"-reds for those of us who want to use tumblr without endorsing the existence of trash. You should know that it considers your blog an "ex"-red blog. I hope this teaches you something about the changes you need to make.

fucking ace

[artisanalclusterfuck]

ooh what’s it think about me i wonder

[birdverse-best-verse-blog]

oooooookay. so a guy was stabbed to death in ereith. by the king. and somehow like half of this landfill of a site are not only okay with this, they actively think it was awesome. (a few of the many examples of this: 1, 2, 3)

and like, a lot of people are defending this by saying that dueling is a cultural thing in ereith? as if that makes it better? “congratulations, this is not a singular case, people die all the time for having angered someone more powerful!”

and yeah i saw the video of someone insulting the king and the king being fine. this is obviously not proof of anything, from the video it seems like either they know each other or it was set up as a pr thing, in either case it tells us nothing about how the king would react to a rando insulting him??? and tbh the fact that this starfireskyglass person would put up an obviously faked/misleading video as “proof” makes me super suspicious of anything else they have to say, like they’ve made several posts “explaining” that according to ereithani culture that blue could’ve backed out and not been in trouble but they’re the only person i could find saying this? so it might’ve been partly made up as a backtracking thing when they saw the backlash, we don’t know

also, someone being unhappy at having to eat at the same table as cleaned trash? is totally understandable? they could’ve been hypersensitive for all we know. and obvs you shouldn’t say rude things just because you’re upset but people are acting like it’s so ridiculously rude it’s impossible to even empathise with when that’s just……. not true

[artisanalclusterfuck]

@industrialbruise who’s that one blue, you know the one, uhhhh @coloursofthenight?

hey colours do you wanna go swear at a king to prove a point

(also i’ve found at least one unrelated person backing up the cultural thing, So Like)

[coloursofthenight-deactivated]

…I do not think I have ever been this uniquely qualified and positioned for a task in my life. I would be ecstatic to go swear at a king to prove a point.

[industrialbruise]

egg

[coloursofthenight-deactivated]

I, uh, don’t think that translated. Unless that’s an expression for, like “you’re chicken”?

[artisanalclusterfuck]

it’s a dumb pun, it means “do the thing”/encouraging noises

[birdverse-best-verse-blog]

oooooookay. so a guy was stabbed to death in ereith. by the king. and somehow like half of this landfill of a site are not only okay with this, they actively think it was awesome. (a few of the many examples of this: 1, 2, 3)

and like, a lot of people are defending this by saying that dueling is a cultural thing in ereith? as if that makes it better? “congratulations, this is not a singular case, people die all the time for having angered someone more powerful!”

and yeah i saw the video of someone insulting the king and the king being fine. this is obviously not proof of anything, from the video it seems like either they know each other or it was set up as a pr thing, in either case it tells us nothing about how the king would react to a rando insulting him??? and tbh the fact that this starfireskyglass person would put up an obviously faked/misleading video as “proof” makes me super suspicious of anything else they have to say, like they’ve made several posts “explaining” that according to ereithani culture that blue could’ve backed out and not been in trouble but they’re the only person i could find saying this? so it might’ve been partly made up as a backtracking thing when they saw the backlash, we don’t know

also, someone being unhappy at having to eat at the same table as cleaned trash? is totally understandable? they could’ve been hypersensitive for all we know. and obvs you shouldn’t say rude things just because you’re upset but people are acting like it’s so ridiculously rude it’s impossible to even empathise with when that’s just……. not true

[artisanalclusterfuck]

@industrialbruise who’s that one blue, you know the one, uhhhh @coloursofthenight?

hey colours do you wanna go swear at a king to prove a point

(also i’ve found at least one unrelated person backing up the cultural thing, So Like)

[industrialbruise]

i am always in favor of consensual stabbing

[artisanalclusterfuck]

same

[artisanalclusterfuck]

it's really gross of you to say your genetics are worse than ib's when ib is literally a redfucker.

why is the internet like this???????

[industrialbruise]

wait am i allowed to get off on MY OWN suffering

i’m fucked otherwise

(or not :( )

[artisanalclusterfuck]

if you’re not allowed to get off on your suffering can i get off on it for you

[industrialbruise]

i think you should come in here and get off on my suffering Right Now

as problematically as possible

[artisanalclusterfuck]

good plan

[industrialbruise]

wait am i allowed to get off on MY OWN suffering

i’m fucked otherwise

(or not :( )

[artisanalclusterfuck]

if you’re not allowed to get off on your suffering can i get off on it for you

[industrialbruise]

i fell asleep at the table and had the weirdest dream about shian epechi. i think she was about to dip me in molten gold

nice

[artisanalclusterfuck]

i love it

[industrialbruise]

i love YOU

sorry it just came out by itself

[artisanalclusterfuck]

i love you toooooooooo

i have the best husband everybody, i brought him cake and married him and now he dreams about being gilded by shian epechi

[industrialbruise]

i fell asleep at the table and had the weirdest dream about shian epechi. i think she was about to dip me in molten gold

nice

[artisanalclusterfuck]

i love it

[artisanalclusterfuck]

so i stopped paying attention to tumblr and this was one of the best decisions of my life, but just for the record, that wedding wasn’t even the first time i’ve been to a red district.

[industrialbruise]

this just showed up at our door??

they won’t tell me who sent it so i just tipped them a ton

all the little fruits and vegetables are made out of candy stuff this is a work of fucking art

just in case whoever sent this beautiful monstrosity follows me: i love you and i have no idea how we’re gonna eat all this. you’re amazing

[artisanalclusterfuck]

i can’t look at it without giggling

i don’t know whether to eat it or fight it

how can i look at myself in the mirror knowing that i have never gotten my husband a cake this ridiculous

[industrialbruise]

do it. i believe in you.

not yet, anon, but here’s a teaser

hope that makes you feel better

[artisanalclusterfuck]

aww babe are you bleeding without me?

[industrialbruise]

come join the party

asshole is continuing to egg me on, i need a little redirecting

[artisanalclusterfuck]

a party where my husband is bleeding is like the best kind of party <3

[industrialbruise]

do it. i believe in you.

not yet, anon, but here’s a teaser

hope that makes you feel better

[artisanalclusterfuck]

aww babe are you bleeding without me?

[artisanalclusterfuck]

[thepetalsofarose] I know you don't wanna hear this, sweetie, but it just isn't safe. Step away from the situation, talk to somebody, and figure out if he's here for you or just as an easy way to act out his own fetishes. Think about if you really want to spend however many years in this position. He may love you now, but trust me, clean boys will always break your heart.

…wait, what?

I think this is actually the first time I’ve been mistaken for red on the internet

sorry, no, just a purple with weird kinks and ambiguous hair