HAILEE STEINFELD as KATE BISHOP
HAWKEYE (2021) S01E02: Hide and Seek

ellievsbear
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
RMH

shark vs the universe
Stranger Things
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
ojovivo
No title available
Sade Olutola

@theartofmadeline
taylor price
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
The Stonewall Inn

Product Placement
Not today Justin

pixel skylines

tannertan36

PR's Tumblrdome
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States

seen from T1

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Chile
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
@artistic-discontentment
HAILEE STEINFELD as KATE BISHOP
HAWKEYE (2021) S01E02: Hide and Seek
ancient vampire characters who pursue teenagers like.... romantically... you are absolutely swagless. die
i don't care if she looks like your dead wife if she's worried about what she'll wear to prom and you personally remember the louisiana purchase what common ground could you possibly have i am going to stake you
^for the rats to sniff
“andrew garfield’s peter would not get along with tom holland peter” babes come on I think we’re forgetting something here. tobey! peter would ALSO not get along with billionaire sponsored peter parker
andrew garfield peter: *saying something mean to tom!peter*
tobey maguire peter who grew up poor as shit, worked like two jobs in high school, then sold pictures of himself to pay rent and almost got murdered by a greedy self serving billionaire:
hey!! y'all! can we talk about how we're getting an explicitly Romantic Harlivy comic that's been written by a black, queer, autistic woman?? Like we've been begging for years for DC to let them to be written by an LGBT person and now we're getting exactly that and I'm not seeing anyone talk about it
this is her!!! ❤️ She's the one who's writing the Eat, Bang, Kill Tour comic
and she's been vocal on her Twitter and in interviews about the issue with ableist language in comics and how that won't be an issue in this one
Y'all should go show her some love 🥺❤️ homophobes have been flooding her mentions being bitchy about her "making them homosexuals" 🤡
I submit to you that the most iconic feature of any animal is either unlikely or impossible to fossilize.
If all we had of wolves were their bones we would never guess that they howl.
If all we had of elephants were fossils with no living related species, we might infer some kind of proboscis but we’d never come up with those ears.
If all we had of chickens were bones, we wouldn’t know about their combs and wattles, or that roosters crow.
We wouldn’t know that lions have manes, or that zebras have stripes, or that peacocks have trains, that howler monkeys yell, that cats purr, that deer shed the velvet from their antlers, that caterpillars become butterflies, that spiders make webs, that chickadees say their name, that Canada geese are assholes, that orangutans are ginger, that dolphins echolocate, or that squid even existed.
My point here is that we don’t know anything about dinosaurs. If we saw one we would not recognize it. As my evidence I submit the above, along with the fact that it took us two centuries to realize they’d been all around us the whole time.
So that people don’t need to go through the notes:
- We have fossils of spider webs
- Paleontologists have reconstructed the larynx (voice box) of extinct animals and we have a pretty good idea what vocalizations they were capable of
- Fossilized pigments have been found in a variety of taxa
- Soft tissues fossilize more often than you think; we have skin impressions for like 90% of Tyrannosaurus rex’s full body (shoulder blades and neck are the only bits missing)
If pop culture is your only window into extinct animals, then you do not remotely understand how much we know.
We know the entire lifecycle of a tyrannosaurus. We know from the sheer amount of remains we have, from every stange.
We know roughly how they sounded (as the person above me said).
We know they had remarkable vision.
We know they had the second. strongest sense of smell in history.
We know from their bones that they grew to a certain size and stayed there until about 14 or so, then absolutely ballooned up to their adult size in about three or four years.
We know they likely lived in family groups, because we have bones with certainly fatal injuries for a solitary animal (broken legs and such) that are completely healed.
We know exactly how other dinosaurs look, down to colors and patterns, because bones are not the only information that is preserved.
The Sinosauropteryx is one such dinosaur. Because pigmentation molecules were preserved in the feather impressions, we know it’s colors, and it’s tail rings (which one would argue would be it’s “iconic feature.”
(Art credit Julio Lacerda)
Microraptor is another! We know from feather impressions that it had four wings. We know from pigmentation that it was an iredecent black, like a raven.
(Art credit Vitor Silva)
This is not limited to dinosaurs, or feathers. We’ve found pigmentation in scales and skin. We’ve completely reconstructed two extinct penguins, colors and all. We’ve figured out the colors of some non-avian and non-feathered dinosaurs. We can identify evidence of feathers existing on animals without feather impressions.
We have feathered dinosaurs preserved in amber.
We can defer likely behavioral patterns through adaptations we see in bones, and from the environments they were found in. We can see how certain movements evolved through musculature attachments (yes, how muscles attached is often preserved). We know avian flight likely evolved by “accident” by the way early raptorforms moved their arms to strike at their prey.
We also understand behavior in extant animals and can easily speculate likely behaviors in extinct animals. (A predator running for it’s life is not going to exhibit hunting behaviors)
We learn and understand way more from “rocks” than paleontologists are given credit for. And if you watch a movie like Jurassic World, which has no interest in portraying anything with any sort of accuracy, and your take away is “We can’t possibly know anything about these animals,” then you don’t understand science.
As for shrinkwrapped reconstructions, we understand how muscles attach, and how fat works. Artists who lean into shrinkwrapping are are not generally concerned with scientific accuracy, or biology. They’re only concerned with Awesombro.
If true paleoartists tried to reconstruct a hippo, while they naturally would not get every bit correct, it would certainly look like a real animal, and not that alien monster that tumblr is so fond of using as “proof” that paleontologists don’t know anything (an art piece that itself was extreme and satirical, and a condemnation of the particular subset of paleoartists I mentioned earlier)
Every time paleoblr tries to show you how extinct animals actually looked, all we get is a chorus of “thanks i hate it” and “stop ruining dinosaurs!”
Loosing my shit at the knowledge that T-rexes nursed their loved ones back to health
@lusus–naturae
The art history version of “you’d look prettier if you smiled more”
you know what? fuck this *un-smiles your painting*
I COMPLETELY forgot this bit of worldbuilding in Bullets because honestly, I hadn't read it in that long, and it's just fascinating to me. Everything from the idea that TFs have essentially undergone gradual "software/hardware updates" as a species to the idea that they've deliberately incorporated things from non-robotic species after contacting them is so INTERESTING. Particularly the implication that strictly verbal communication used to be the norm and what they've incorporated is largely the concept of non-verbal communication.
But also it's very blackly funny that this is basically like, "we went to war and learned new ways to express how awful and terrible it is and stole several ways to have breakdowns about it! neat huh"
I just saw The Flash in the ghetto.
why is this so funny
Cause motherfucker is BOOKING it
goodnight
He going hellaaaaaa fast tho!!!!
Fam really off it
this really made me happy for some strange reason yo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow
Never thought I’d see this on my dash again 😂
What kinda high-speed cam’s y’all got hooked up in the Hood?
Best line of the movie. And what makes it even better was that it wasn’t even in the original script; the stupid “time of the month” joke was, and this was how the women decided to handle it, instead of just cutting the joke. Perfection.
Comic by PetFoolery
Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋
Tags by @interstellarvagabond
CAPTAIN AMERICA + his new suit
Teachers have tried this and are amazed when their classes don’t go feral like in the book. It’s almost as if the book was supposed to be satire and not a treaty on the nature of humanity.
there’s a timeskip
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
THERE’S A TIMESKIP
after losing control of the signal fire there’s a FUCKING TIMESKIP and when the next chapter starts everyone’s hair is several inches longer and their clothes have rotted to shreds and they’re still just kind of chilling!!!!
IT TAKES THE TERRIBLE IMPERIALISM MIND-POISONED EXCESSIVELY BRITISH BOYS IN THE ACTUAL BOOK SEVERAL MONTHS TO COMMIT A SINGLE ACT OF INTENTIONAL VIOLENCE, EVEN THE ONE (1) CHILD WRITTEN AS AN ACTUAL SOCIOPATH
AND then when they DO turn on each other it is because
THERE’S AN UNSPECIFIED WORLD WAR HAPPENING
AND A PILOT’S CORPSE CRASH LANDS ON THE ISLAND POST-DOGFIGHT AND THE CHILDREN MISTAKE THE PARACHUTE FOR A MONSTER AND SPIRAL INTO PARANOIA
BECAUSE CHILDREN INHERIT THE LEGACY AND TRAUMA OF VIOLENCE FROM THE ADULTS WAGING WAR AROUND THEM
HURR DURR IN THE REAL WORLD IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LIKE IN LORD OF THE FLIES -
IT DIDN’T HAPPEN THAT WAY IN LORD OF THE FLIES EITHER YOU JUST HAVEN’T READ IT SINCE HIGH SCHOOL IF EVER AND DON’T REMEMBER WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED IN THE GODDAMN BOOK
how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses
how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.
How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.
How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:
Oh no! What a terrible thing to do, this information should't be spread by reblogging it, that's for sure.
Okay, I have to admit, using Disney's own wifi to pirate Disney Plus shows is a stroke of absolute GENIUS
I found this on tiktok and I laughed so hard so I thought I’d share on here
It’s so chaotic I love it
just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design
are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?
He also collects crystals
I fucking love Gritty.