Bilt2Tumble

Sum ego magnum. Me non tange.

[futileexercise]

[sapient-simian]

Dead, still obstructing democracy.

[dr-archeville]

[dr-archeville]

[ nola_prepared New Orleans, Louisiana

Reminder that this weekend downtown New Orleans will simultaneously host GalaxyCon, Naughty N'awlins, the American School Counselor Association Annual Conference, and the Running of the Bulls. That's roughly 30,000 superheroes, 3,000 swingers, 5,000 counselors, and hundreds of people voluntarily being chased by roller derby skaters dressed as bulls.

The overlap of those worlds is where the real magic happens. It is entirely possible that somewhere in the French Quarter, Batman and Catwoman will successfully recruit Ms. Jones from some place called Crabapple Middle School to be their third, moments before all three instinctively scatter as a roller derby skater dressed as a bull rounds the corner.

If you're looking for humanity in all its weird and wonderful forms, this is your weekend. Anyway, thanks for coming. We're glad y'all are here.]

[penny-anna]

okay, for those interested, here is a full timeline of how we got to Count Binface:

1977: Star Wars is released, featuring, of course, Darth Vader

(Pictured: Darth Vader)

1984: Director Todd Durham releases his Star Wars parody movie, Hyperspace, featuring Darth Vader inspired villain Lord Buckethead.

(Pictured: Hyperspace poster featuring two Jawa-esque aliens flying through space in a shopping trolley.)

1987: Hyperspace is released on video in the UK, under the new title Gremloids.

(Pictured: Gremloids cover in the style of the original Star Wars poster, featuring Lord Buckethead.)

To promote the film, Mike Lee, the owner of the distributing company, ran for parliament as Lord Buckethead. He ran in Margaret Thatcher's constituency, Finchley, in order to get on TV. Lord Buckethead was representing the Gremloids party.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with Margaret Thatcher.)

1992: Gremloids is re-released. Lord Buckethead rides again, this time against prime minister John Major in Huntingdon. (Here's a fun fact about Huntingdon: I was born there! :D) 87/92 Buckethead seems to have leaned pretty hard into the space supervillain thing, with campaign promises including 'demolish Birmingham to build a spaceport'.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead on TV with John Major. Other notable candidates include Screaming Lord Sutch of the Monster Raving Loony Party.)

2017: comedian Jon Harvey, having recently watched Gremloids and learned of Lord Buckethead's candidacy for parliament, decides it's a great bit. He runs against Theresa May in Maidenhead. 2017 Buckethead seems to have a wackier and also more political approach, with campaign promises ranging from nonsense like 'nationalise Adele' to gesturing at actually sensible policies with stuff like 'lower the voting age to 16 and restrict voting after age 80'.

He also made an appearance on Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. As with his previous incarnation, he was a member of the Gremloids party.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead dabbing on stage with Theresa May.)

2018: Director Todd Durham asserts his legal ownership of Lord Buckethead. Jon Harvey opted not to go to court over Buckethead and handed over the reins. Todd Durham extended an invitation to anyone who wanted to be the 'authorised' Lord Buckethead.

(Pictured: the new Lord Buckethead.)

2019: Lord Buckethead, now played by journalist David Hughes, stood against Boris Johnson in Uxbridge and South Ruislip. He ran for the Monster Raving Loony Party, the UK's pre-existing gag candidate party. He ran with a similarly silly manifesto as the 2017 incarnation, but with a bit less of a political edge. His promises included 'All doorways to be increased by 1 foot (30 cm) in height' and 'Nigel Farage to be sold for parts'.

(Pictured: Lord Buckethead and Count Binface square up.)

Meanwhile, Jon Harvey in his new persona Count Binface, also ran against Boris Johnson. Buckethead and Binface face off! Binface ran as an independent with a manifesto once again blending silly and semi-serious promises such as 'nationalising model railways' and 'giving £1 trillion a week to the NHS'. This was also I believe the debut of his promise to 'move the hand dryer in the men's toilet at Uxbridge's Crown and Treaty pub to a more sensible position'.

(Pictured: Count Binface presenting the offending hand dryer, inconveniently close to both the sink and the urinals.)

He has a point.

2021: Count Binface runs for the position of Mayor of London for the first time, with promises such as 'London to join the European Union'. He notably finished ahead of far right party UKIP.

2023: Count Binface runs in the Uxbridge and South Ruislip by-election following Boris Johnson's resignation. He once again gets more votes than UKIP.

May 2024: Count Binface once again runs to be Mayor of London, debuting his now iconic 'build at least one affordable house' promise. Notably, he finished ahead of far right party Britain First.

(Pictured: Count Binface with Rishi Sunak. Also pictured: Monster Raving Loony Party candidate Sir Archibald Stanton with a ventriloquist's dummy.)

July 2024: Count Binface stands in the general election, running in Richmond and Northallerton against prime minister Rishi Sunak. He debuts his promise to cap the price of 99p flakes at 99p. This is his most successful election to date with 308 votes.

(Pictured: Count Binface with Andy Burnham. Also pictured: independent candidate Robert Pownell, dressed as a fox for his own reasons.)

June 2026: Count Binface stands in the Makerfield by-election against Andy Burnham, (recently) former Mayor of Manchester running for parliament with the intention of standing in the Labour Party leadership contest.

(Pictured: Count Binface on BBC's Newsnight.)

July 2026 (this week): Count Binface announces his intention to run against Nigel Farage in the upcoming Clacton by-election. He is briefly the only other candidate in the race and by the time other candidates announce themselves the narrative of 'Nigel Farage vs Count Binface' has already bedded in. And then it was now, and then I don't know what happened.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

For clarity's sake, Robert Pownall is dressed as a fox because he's an anti-fox hunting campaigner, and also he will be standing in the Farage Vs Binface election. So that's fun

[socialjusticeinamerica]

[cutecipher]

I believe this is the case being talked about by Silas P Silas:

[onlytiktoks]

[groanings-0f-a-dying-empire]

The perfect guy to run the country Great job Trump, you're doing awesome. 😂

[robertreich]

Always remember this: We outnumber the oligarchs. Kudos to @zohrankmamdani on his remarkable victory tonight!

[scipunk]

Alien: Romulus (2024)

[yappacadaver]

Doudou gets in trouble for saying “AWAWA”

[bunjywunjy]

[benjamintycandy]

I couldn't help myself. I just HAD to make this video into a ceramic tile comic-strip!

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[vague-humanoid]

“I Don’t Feel Safe”: Black Memphis Residents Report Harassment by Trump’s Police Task Force

A pastor was pulled over for looking lost. A 72-year-old was marched out in his bathrobe due to mistaken identity. Memphis’ mayor welcomed t

[victusinveritas]

DAVID HERBERT - 'VHS' (2005)

Foam, plexiglas, latex paint (2 x 4 x 8 feet).

[a-book-of-creatures]

Kids these days will never appreciate how much space those things took up.

[cat-fandom]

You had to have a whole ass cabinet for these things. With a speedy rewinder device on top of it.

[sadmac356]

And you had to stop it when you were done watching and wanted to take it out. If you were unlucky whatever you were watching would just, end abruptly, or you end up watching something completely unrelated partway through what you were watching. If you're REALLY unlucky, you put the tape in and press play…and it makes noises but then eats the tape

[thememedaddy]

[glendathegoodone]

Good!

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[bilt2tumble]

Dumald is DEMANDING we RE-Start Nuke Weapons Tests. Though it’s NOT clear, WHY.

Nuke Testing has been banned, WORLDWIDE (For fairly OBVIOUS reasons), since 1992.

Nuke Chain Reactions (AKA: Detonations)? Despite NOT being easy to initiate, ARE an, extremely SIMPLE processes. NOT a lot we don’t, already UNDERSTAND, about HOW they work!… So… Why MORE TESTS?… Are we trying to INTIMIDATE… Someone?… With NUKES?!… Dumald Has NEVER demonstrated any more understanding of Nuke Weapons, than… “Explosions that *BOOM* really LOUD & *FLASH* really BRIGHT”) ???... Are we?… Trying to… INTIMIDATE someone, Dumald???

… OF COURSE we are!!!

(Hello, China!)… Wait… HOLD ON A SEC!…Didn’t they CONVINCE themselves, awhile back?… That China, as one of, ONLY Nations in World with sufficient population [+++Billions]?… Might, actually ,be able to SURVIVE: Full-Scale, Nuclear War?…

Perhaps we’ll find out!

Won’t THAT be 💀💀FUN!!!!💀💀💀

[boykavalier]

Timothy Olyphant as Kirsh in Alien: Earth

In the script it said, "KIRSH, A DRY, SASSY SYNTHETIC ENTERS THE ROOM", in caps, in pink.

[json-derulo]

having the Aviation Accident Investigations Autism™️ has actually done wonders for the way I process and respond to my own fuck-ups

[json-derulo]

And I don't just mean "oh, my little work mistake is actually nothing compared to a fiery crash that kills people," either. The reason commercial flight is so many orders of magnitude safer than any other form of transportation is because after every accident and incident, an independent regulatory body investigated it with the express goal of figuring out exactly what happened, why, and how to prevent the same thing from ever happening again—not to root out which person deserved the blame or the liability.

It's a simple, shockingly effective idea. It's also worlds away from how most people approach their own mistakes and the mistakes of others.

[json-derulo]

Because it’s never just one person’s fault. And even when it is, it still isn’t. 

The sharpest, best-trained pilots make worse decisions when they're tired or sick or stressed out, so there's two of them. The most dedicated and experienced air traffic controllers garble an instruction over the radio sometimes, so pilots are trained to always repeat clearances back to catch misunderstandings quickly. The best and brightest maintenance mechanic still overlooks a screw or misconnects a wire once or twice in her career, so aircraft systems are built with two or three or four layers of redundancy, and pilots are exhaustively trained to deal with failures safely. 

Everyone eventually has a bad day. Every component breaks down. Every computer gets a bad a Windows update and spirals into a reboot doom loop. If it’s possible for one person’s mistake to domino into a mushroom cloud of a fuckup, then that task is too critical to be one person's sole responsibility. The accident sequence starts with the design of the system—so how do you improve the system to keep it from happening again?

[json-derulo]

oh yeah. The “modern commercial aviation is the safest form of transport” thing only applies to planes, btw. A helicopter is a beautiful metal horse that wants to break its legs and die so so so badly

[republicansaretheproblem]

You are closer to being homeless than you are to being rich so why do you keep supporting Republican billionaire oligarchs.

[dreamforrest]

With SNAP and WIC programs being paused until further notice, I wanted to share that TooGoodToGo is a great way to get bread, bakery items and even prepared foods for cheap. It was created to reduce food waste. As it’s grown, restaurants and stores continue to be added.