Tag urself, greek god edition
Hermes
- problematic
- drama boi
- still in his ’fuck u dad’ phase even tho he’s like 10 thousand years old
- kinda fuckboy-ish
- has a great heart tho but hides it
- smug little shit
- tattoos & piercings
- sarcastic
- high 50% of the time
- doesn’t trust you
- flies around just to annoy you
- everyone still thinks of him as the little brother
- blue hair in a mohawk
- bi
Apollo
- nerddddd
- hipster AF
- gayyyy
- girls still fall for him on a regular basis
- also smug but you wouldn’t suspect it
- very official TM
- spends years in the bathroom to get ready
- smells like acorns for some weird reason
- wears glasses for the aesthetic
- the oldest brother
- fixes hair 10 times /minute
- never been seen wearing shorts
Hephaestus
- SWOLE
- has a man bun and beard
- you love him and you know it
- sweet AF
- makes tribal tattoos look good
- wears cargo shorts all the time and pulls them off
- hands always dirty
- loves kittens
- boots (seriously, boots?)
- has like 2 different outfits
- thinks winking isn’t flirting
- your mom has a crush on him
- maybe your dad too
- the naive friend
Artemis
- on her phone 24/7
- she is PUT together
- her hair is in a braid 0.02 seconds after waking up
- make up on point
- doesn’t own any pants
- always tanned
- loves starbucks but denies it to death
- always hugs you
- has a secret stash of chocolate with her just in case
- helps a sister out
- sandals TM
Athene
- stuck in the 80’s but doesn’t notice
- “technology person”
- the oldest sibling
- stress smoker
- always stressful
- hasn’t slept in 4 years
- couldn’t care less
- the tightest ponytail you’ve ever seen
- drunk philosopher
- will wake you up in the middle of the night if she gets an idea
- beats you in Mario Karts and rubs it in your face
Demeter
- wears an I <3 NY shirt unironically
- flower girl
- smiles with her whole face
- clothes always dirty
- dark, short hair
- speaks slow, thinks fast
- never said anything bad about anyone
- but if you really piss her off you’re dead
- has been to all the countries in the world
- vegan but doesn’t make a big deal out of it
- smokes weed
Dionysus
- bad puns
- never seen sober before
- dad bod
- loud AF
- basically your dad
- wears those rim-only baseball caps
- flip-flops
- the sweetest of them all
- gives you anything if you need it
- hair always messy
- always ready for a quick nap
- stays up until dawn
- sleeps until dusk
- his parties get OUT OF HAND sometimes
- has been to Hell, doesn’t remember it
Ares
- angry bird TM
- has ADHD
- always in a mood
- good in every sport ever
- competitive AF
- dark hair, dark skin
- hates raisins
- secretly sleeps with a teddy bear
- will literally kill you if you tell anyone about the teddy bear
- watches Fight Club religiously
- loves his family
- rides a motorbike just to seem cool
- owns like 10 leather jackets
- talks in his sleep
- eats a whole bar of chocolate in one sitting
Hestia
- the true middle child
- always forgotten
- writes poetry but never reads it aloud
- heart of gold
- into some real fucked up kinky shit
- her cooking is heavenly
- stays up with you if you’re sick/sad
- will rat you out to the others
- friends with everyone
- teachers LOVE her
- effortlessly cool
- great fashion sense
- can pull off denim overall shorts
- reads your fav book & watches your fav movie just so you can talk about it
Aphrodite
- the youngest sibling
- grew up too fast
- cuteeeeeeee
- hates it when she’s only known for her beauty
- feminist TM
- looks like a cinnamon bun, will murder you in your sleep
- bisexual and loud about it
- can do a great messy bun
- could eat pizza rolls for the rest of her life
- pulls off flower crowns without looking like she just left coachella
- can sing well
- very weird sense of humor
- teeth that will blind you if you look at them directly
- smells like candy
Poseidon
- the cool uncle
- “Don’t tell your parents about this”
- will roll you a spliff
- ocean blue eyes
- has a beard, something is always stuck in it
- thinks he can pull off double denim (totally can’t)
- takes naps in front of the TV
- works out 7 days a week
- dates 3 women at the same time
- tells embarrassing stories from the past
- slides you money under the table
- 80% percent of the time it’s fake money
- self-proclaimed prankster
- calls his siblings by their childhood nicknames
Hades
- the weird uncle
- Ares loves him
- only one in the fam w/ green eyes
- jokes about being adopted
- really funny
- you still love him, but sometimes he’s a dick
- comes over just to eat your leftovers
- sleeps in silk bedding
- brings up shit from like 200 years ago
- styles his hair like it’s not styled
- could be gay, you’ll never know
- smells really great
- you don’t know if he hates you or loves you
- never invites anyone to his house
- has a 3-headed dog, acts like it’s all natural
Zeus
- dad TM
- has grey hair and beard
- loves suits
- describes himself as “dapper”
- all the moms & grandmas have a crush on him
- don’t piss him off
- he’ll throw you out a window without blinking
- destroys the kids when playing family games to “teach them about life”
- reads bedtime stories and gives goodnight kisses even tho you’re thousands of years old and a literal god
- strong AF
- sweet and smooth on the inside
Hera
- the mom friend
- always tired
- decides what a blotch on her shirt is by tasting it
- drinks only rose
- has great puns
- falls asleep anywhere and everywhere
- whatever you do don’t take her fav top
- wears a watch but looks at her phone to tell the time
- kind of a mess but has good intentions
- takes care of everyone
- always late
- has a great sense for design
Tag urself, I’m Hestia
