[middleagerfrommars]

[district3-deactivated20230204]

i saw this ad at 2 am last night and had to take a screenshot just to make sure i wasn’t hallucinating

[onlytwitterpics]

[cutie-boyboy]

[paprika]

[rosievoss]

I was trying to take a pretty photo of the flower… but my cat decided to eat it

[shittyidea]

Frogs that dissect humans in the bio lab

[tymps2005-deactivated20140827]

*wakes up* what the fuck

[sordidwhore-deactivated20190724]

the Feds reading my blog: why doesn’t she just do her homework on time

[empress-empire]

[empress-empire]

Pringle of Scotland S/S12 RTW

[myrtlewilson]

wheres his credit

[quality-sponge]

[93-7]

you ever get so high you just do the dishes

[artsybj]

@pe-a-ce-out

[bushdid1110001111-blog]

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

I think as a species we don’t need to produce any more alice in wonderland related media. I think we’re good on that one

[onlytwitterpics]

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[bpdgooglesearches]

how to resist the urge to invite anyone who is nice to you to have sex with you