sARAH the chimERA

hi im sarah and this account is for jokes and fandoms. i have a seperate art tumblr! its dapper-daffodils

[nattousan]

C-Cadmium-senpai...!

[nattousan]

@boyinacan y-yamete!!! >///~///<

[lamignonette]

[uss-edsall]

yes we are all very impressed with the depth of your research. Your 27 citations in two sentences, however, goes past ‘impressive’ and becomes ‘your historical article looks like the goddamn warrior cats wiki page for firestar’

[uss-edsall]

Genuinely what this article looks like

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[requiem-on-water]

Spirit bag from La Lune SS 2025 | Ph: hau.le

[jessesajoke]

lets go places on mama

[armengoldira]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[knitmeapony]

WHAT

[bob-artist]

Crimetober 1-9

Because birds are criminals.

[momo-de-avis]

I fucking hate James Tissot’s paintings because in ALL OF THEM there is ALWAYS someone staring right at you, but it’s not always immediately visible. You just feel watched by this mf. Sometimes the little shit is right there at the centre, but others the bastard is just gazing from the distance, it is CREEPY, my guys

[momo-de-avis]

STOP STARING AT ME, THIS IS DISCONCERTING AS FUCK

[filthybonnet]

I think this is hilarious. We’ve been caught.

[sheherzog]

[mothnem]

In James Tissot paintings, art observes you.

[disgruntledseagull]

I love this actually it really brings you into the scene. It denies you the psychological position of outside observer and makes you feel as if you were almost there.

[emmaubler]

Always reblog James Tissot

[dacuala]

things that can be curried:

- vegetables

- function arguments

- favor

[caesarsaladinn]

- horses

[apricops]

- tim

[wickedsick]

today we post everett true

[shotofchinaco]

February 16, 1917 (via Outbursts Of Everett True on Bluesky):

[anarchistmemedistro]

more than 100 years later and all of these are still problems

[shipsandtea]

Eating alone in a restaurant is actually really easy if you pretend you’re a sailor in a tavern for one brief night on shore

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[gayrandalgraves]

*flirtatiously* bleeding out all by yourself, handsome?

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[desidesidesi]

Big!!! Steppy!!!

[redfagdiver]

Taking her job very seriously

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

[kosmogrl]

[fartyrobbins]

Uh i sure hope there's not

[cassiesart]

He's just doing his job

[nyanbinyuri]