Sassy Paintings

Art with a touch of cheek

[magrittee-deactivated20190104]

Rene Magritte - The Universe Unmasked

[ikarost]

[succubear]

The world is weird, man. Weird and kinda beautiful.

[adataraxia]

[adataraxia]

Kill ALL the Bills

A psychiatrist looking for love finds a new hobby. 

[artwithattitude]

Have you ever felt like romcoms are just too boring because there is not enough murder? if so, you should watch this trailer for a movie called "Kill ALL the Bills." And then you should like it on youtube because i spent at least 10 hours making this and if we get the most likes we will win $200 but i will never get that time back. So it's a pretty good deal if you think about it.

[artwithattitude]

no one has perfectly symmetric boobs. it's a myth

[artwithattitude]

me when i see ur nudes

[artwithattitude]

nah girl ur hair looks fine

[artwithattitude]

me when i send u nudes

[artwithattitude]

if you pee in the pool the water turns purple so goddamn don't pee in the pool

[artwithattitude]

"mom? dad? i have something to tell you. This may come as a shock but. I can't keep it inside me any longer. I am. A brony. But i will always be your son" 

[artwithattitude]

what the fuck is this bullshit? that is one fat ass baby

[artwithattitude]

ok, stop fucking with my newspaper, rain man. it used to be cute but now it's just annoying

[artwithattitude]

you can unfollow me but you can never unfollow the barren wasteland that is your social life 

[artwithattitude]

"why doesn't he love me?"

"cuz ur a bitch probably"

[artwithattitude]

i don't care about your stupid funeral reception. i'm just here for the bread

[artwithattitude]

i can't make it. i'm feeling sick. 

[artwithattitude]

i woke up like this. flawless.