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[gaysaulgoodman]

[gaysaulgoodman]

[pocket-deer-belly]

one thing that i really enjoy about breaking bad is just how casually all of the characters just take advantage of racism. one of saul goodman's schemes to take over the car wash involves racial profiling, skylar white justifies not bringing the kids over to the car wash cause there's "too many illegal aliens", walter gets a bunch of latin american women who don't speak english to clean up after him and has little to no moral qualms against siding with a nazi gang later in the series, not to mention how just like, insanely racist hank is. all of these characters are deeply, deeply racist and at no point does the show ever point at them and go "this behavior is bad! you're supposed to not like this character for this!" it's like a kind of accurate portrayal of what racism looks like. unfortunately the show also puts the piss filter over mexico and rarely if ever portrays mexican people as anything other than Crazy Violent Dehumanized cartel members

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[chrissyjoshys]

[breakingbadheratigeposts]

breaking bad heritage post

[princessmo]

yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. you need money to enter jesse.

[princessmo]

yo mr white can i have $5 to go to the aquarium it's for school bitch

[mitzo]

jesse. do you want some money for the gift shop jesse.

[princessmo]

yeah mr white. can i have money to get lunch there too please. bitch

[mitzo]

of course jesse. bring me back a cuttlefish plush jesse

[princessmo]

you got it mr white

[mitzo]

thank you jesse

[astronomical-bagel]

[reaumantic]

me when i’m watching breaking bad and jesse gets beat within an inch of his life instead of saying some shit like yo mr white can i get some extra cash for the zoo gift shop bitch

[pitoframbling]

Walter Woke cooking methstrogen

[unaloid]

my breaking bad casting out of LPS i own

[thepinkpestilence]

[spockvarietyhour]

[the-kennsterrrr]

“We need more evil women.” Bitch you thought Skylar White was in the wrong 😭

[trubadui]

I killed a dog. I put him down, I watched him go. I was looking him straight in the eyes. He didn't know what was happening, he didn't know why. He was just scared

[betty-amorous]

"jesse pinkman takes a girl by the hand and leads her to his bedroom but instead of having sex they just play Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing" sounds like a tumblr meme made by someone who never saw breaking bad. but he really did that

[wizard0rb]

my breaking bad retrospective

[calamarr]

Constantly thinking about the Heisenberg pride flag they sell at the Breaking Bad store/museum in Albuquerque

[quasi-normalcy]

Gus Fring (childless gay male drug lord blatantly trying to manipulate Walt into cooking meth for him by appealing to his masculine vanity): "What does a man do? A man provides for his family."

Millions of self-declared "alpha male" chuds at home: *nodding along* "Oh my God, that's so true, I can't believe that bitch Skyler doesn't appreciate Walt for all he does for the family"