what even is a yoo young jae?

[obliviousfloral]

I showed you my toe beans answer me

[fitzroythecat]

I hates it when da mamarazzi tries to record me singing da song of my peeple! Iz for live performances only … mahm!!! …. stahhhhhhp!

[sami-pon131-deactivated20230715]

Embarrassed hissy child

[princesstigerbelle]

That’s too funny. I’ve never seen a cat get so embarrassed

[magistera]

ドットハック

[talkgentlytome]

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 

[vvillowenna]

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

[the-husbando]

Oh my god damn

[la-laborista-republiko]

[dazzlingkai]

Hyuna for Singles Korea

[dazzlingkai]

[dazzlingkai]

dahyun ♡ fancy (190501)

[ha-roro]

ᴠᴇʟᴇʀᴏ: ᴘᴀɴᴛs + ᴛᴏᴘ

[chivalfairy]

NOT gonna say this again!! A CYBORG is something PARTIALLY ROBOTIC. An ANDROID is something that is FULLY ROBOTIC, MADE TO LOOK HUMAN. A ROBOT is FULLY ROBOTIC and NOT DESIGNED TO LOOK HUMAN!!

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

why then it’s GREASED LIGHTNIN’!!!!

[nautilusopus]

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

[nautilusopus]

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

[nautilusopus]

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

[nautilusopus]

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

[nautilusopus]

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

[8uttershutter]

wh

who’s this..?

[nautilusopus]

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine

[hawberries]

The red string of fate joins the hands of destined lovers, transcending time and place. It may stretch or tangle, but never break.

now in collar pin form! i’m so excited to share these!

get them here!

[glumshoe]

My cat has ice cream prescience.

I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.

When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.

But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.

But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.

[cipheramnesia]

Registering the unique “ice cream gait”, try walking without rhythm so the cat will not be able to track your movements.

[glumshoe]

But what if it’s not my Ice Cream Groove… what if I excuse pheromones of Ice Cream Intent?

There have to be ways to thwart her Ice Cream Knowledge. Perhaps I will have to trick myself into believing that I’m actually getting up to thaw leftovers, and then I’ll start exuding Leftover Intent pheromones.

[glumshoe]

I DID IT!

I got up to make myself a cup of tea, thought Tea Thoughts, and then at the last moment I filled my tea cup with ice cream instead of tea.

My cat didn’t even notice. She didn’t smell it, or pester me while I was eating, or come running and yodeling her need when I opened the freezer.

I am free.

[casual-derg]

What happens if you think about ice cream while getting something else?

[glumshoe]

I just tested this. I got up thinking Ice Cream Thoughts, and by the time I got to the kitchen, guess who was at my heels meowing?

[swansong321]

hey op your cat is psychic

[dare-i-say-asexual]

It’s 2019 and we’re stealing girlfriends now 🙌

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I follow this dude on Instagram and he’s like a viking enthusiast and into costume design and uses his platform to be super vocal against fascism while displaying his cool viking weapons he’ll use to protect us all from them and Iove that but it’s actually icing on the cake bc why I followed him in the first place is I was on the explore page and he popped up in a photo of himself pointing a bow and arrow at the camera from above as if you the viewer were on the ground about to be shot and the caption said “end of the line, filth of Mordor”

And I just thought to myself here’s a man truly in touch with his most earnest passions. A guy who values and delights in the drama of it all. Need that

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This guy just messaged me! Super nice!! Thanks for following him you guys haha. He says in fact he is a Tolkein enthusiast, not a Viking enthusiast. So there ya go!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[skarchomp]

these two panels did irreversible damage to our society 

[hooray4skeleton]

should be noted: the creator made a followup to this in direct response to its overuse: