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Thirsty 🐇
i just wanna be someone's favorite plushie......
when you already nutted but she hits you with the sloppy toppy 360 deep vaccum 3000
100 NSFW Questions Ask Meme
Hey. This blog’s now a year old. And we hit 3,000 followers on the same day, so we figured we’d do something fun. Here’s 100 NSFW questions we’ve come up with. Send in some numbers and you get your answer.
First kiss?
First time masturbating?
First sex toy?
First kink tried?
First time doing oral?
First time having sex? Turn Ons
Biggest turn on?
Biggest turn off?
Quickest way to get horny?
Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?
Top 3 places to be touched?
Ultimate fantasy?
Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?
Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them? Preferences
Sex or masturbation?
Spit or swallow?
Cut or uncut dicks?
Rough or sensual sex?
Oldest person you’d sleep with?
Loud or quiet partners?
How much foreplay do you like?
How much teasing do you like?
What is too big for you to take?
Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?
How much kissing do you like during sex?
What’s the most attractive part of the body? Location
Favourite place to have sex?
Would you have sex in public?
Last place you had sex?
Where would you most like to have sex?
Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?
Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house? Kinks
What’s your biggest kink?
What’s your limit?
Are you okay with name calling in bed?
Would you do any BDSM?
Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?
Favourite type of bondage?
Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?
Do you like overstimulation?
Do you like having pain involved?
Do you like biting/being bitten?
Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?
Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?
Have any roleplaying preferences?
Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink? Masturbation
Do you own sex toys? How many?
Favourite Sex Toy?
What do you masturbate to?
How often do you masturbate?
How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?
Do you masturbate with penetration?
Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms? Oral
Do you enjoy giving oral?
Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?
Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?
Can you deepthroat? For people with dicks…
How long and how thick is it?
Do you do anal? Top or bottom?
Are you circumcised?
Do you like your balls being played with?
Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?
Where do you like to finish? For people with vaginas…
Do you like playing with your clit?
How do you prefer to do it?
What’s your breast size?
How often do you go braless?
Do you finger yourself?
How familiar are you with your g-spot?
Do you squirt? Sex
Favourite position?
How often do you do unprotected sex?
How loud are you in bed?
Do you enjoy having nipples played with?
Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?
How good are you at dirty talk?
Do you get sleepy after an orgasm? Other
Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?
Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?
What’s your favourite style of underwear?
Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?
Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?
Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?
How many orgasms can you have in a day?
How many other people know your dick/bra size?
What do you wear to bed?
Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?
Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.
Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you? Fun questions!
Do you name your genitalia?
What would be your stripper name?
Any funny sex stories?
What food if any would you use during sex?
Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?
What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?
Do you often get horny in public?
Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?
Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?
Do you have any friends you’d sleep with?
the "I'll teach you everything" meme redraw from twt ehehe
(ok maybe she won't teach her anything but she tried)
we need legislation banning games >100GB
OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!
upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake
to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50
Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23
wait is that real
just looked it up. holy fuck. they did it by de-duplicating assets. I'm just. my jaw is on the floor. supposedly duplicating assets helps load times on HDDs but. holy fuck at what cost
it's worse than that: The Helldivers devs were told that duplicating assets would help HDD load times, but then they actually tested it and it had basically zero effect on load times!
So they had more than sextupled the size of their game by following industry standard practice that actually did basically nothing!
quicktime event: press [A] to pet the dragon
🫳->🐉
quicktime event: hold [Left Bumper] and use [Left Stick] to straddle the dragon’s tail
⤵️🐉
quicktime event: press [B] and [X] repeatedly in time to stroke her cloaca
⬆️🥠⬇️
quicktime event: use [Left Stick] to coax her cocks out with your tongue
👅🔛🐉 🥓
quicktime event: mash [A] to stroke her cocks while swirling your tongue on the tip with [Left Stick]
🐉🥓👅🌀
[[TADC EPISODE 9 SPOILERS]]
Bro.
Cockwarming notes game!
I got a new and slightly bigger dildo than what I have now only for cockwarming so I figure I can let tumblr decide my fate with it. It gets here on Wednesday so I am going to stop counting notes on Wednesday at 12 at night CEST time and start that night as well.
Every reblog is one night of cockwarming and I’m going to try to do it every night in a row
Every like is an hour of cockwarming during the day just around the house and during a nap does not count
And for every comment I have to edge twice while I’m cockwarming
Also you guys should totally send me asks that include tasks I should do during this I love having rules and being bossed around and denied but I’m not gonna deny myself for more than a week at a time for now since I’m bad at it.
Make me and my stupid holes regret posting this !!
Oh and I am editing this and putting it in now, if I get 200+ notes I’ll double it all since uh uhm cough
Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.
It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.
no white gay boy will ever reblog this, watch:
no white gay will reblog this
no white lgb person will reblog this
Without Stonewall, without the efforts of Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, the LGBTQ Community wouldn’t be where it is today. Don’t forget the roots, don’t forget the catalyst.
and then TERFs wanna be like, “hmm well the LGBT community existed before Stonewall!”
but like…Becky, of course LGBTQ+ people existed before Stonewall. We’ve all existed since the beginning of time. But the movement got a shock to its senses, a jump-start, a rocket-into-space when that glass shattered via Marsha P. Johnson, and when Sylvia Rivera was up on-stage protesting guess who was on the sidelines heckling her?
The same fuckers who won’t ever reblog or acknowledge this
My apologies to the original poster as I photo captured this post to add to the thread-I reposted this last year for pride and expect to repost it every year I have left-it’s our history people.
Marsha P. Johnson allegedly died of suicide in 1992, and her death was never investigated. Even I, a mere prole, could catch the “she was murdered” vibes from the circumstances surrounding the discovery of her body.
Without a trans black woman, LGBT+ rights would not exist. Never forget. Never “pay it no mind”.
R E M E M B E R
may i stack donuts on it ma'am?
*donut
doms saying “awe,” “poor thing,” etc..
you agree. reblog.
my goat washed. my goat aflame
genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat
"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"
I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,
"Close the door and open up to me." | Kaufmo, get away from that door lil bro...
Little who refuses to eat healthy and only eats sweets Their big tells them they have to start eating their fruits and veggies to which the little scoffs and says "mama, this is an apple pie. It has fruit"